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My fellow Hamtards, I think I've gone bonkers.

One night, two weeks 이전 I had a dream that is stuck in my memory like a tattoo and it goes like this:

I had just walked in the door to my house and I went into my room to get changed out of my uniform and when I come out, Jeremy Clarkson is in my dining room and on the phone to someone. 의해 now I'm confused and I go down to ask what's going on here, but then my dog barks at some cars parked outside. There's a knock at the door and when I open it, James May walks through and starts talking to Clarkson, then Richard Hammond walks in and smiles and...
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Richard Hammond, 당신 are a bloody 심장 breaker. I have a crush on you, bigger, it seems, than anybody else's. 상단, 맨 위로 Gear, Blast Lab (despite it being rather boring), anything, if you're on it, I'll watch it. The way 당신 have such enthusiasm for everything, the way 당신 explode into a fit of physics, the way your caravans explode into a fit of burning plastic, it makes me smile. If 당신 came up to me, the first thing I'd do is run your wife down with your Harley (best dream EVER), hold 당신 close, and 키스 당신 within an inch of your life. Then I'd treat 당신 to a rubbish and soppy film at the Odeon, share 팝콘 with you, then take 당신 to, I dunno, Giraffe, order a 표, 테이블 의해 the window, and declare my undying 사랑 for you. And tell your wife to rest in peace. Kinda. Then I'd take 당신 home, 키스 당신 더 많이 and take it from there...

This was all dreamed up in maths, and it cost me a detention, but hey, half-feeling your lips was great! 사랑 당신 Hamster!
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