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더 많이 than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

당신 think the stock market has a fence around it.

당신 think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You've ever 로스트 a loved one to kudzu.

Your 보트 has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Your front porch collapses and kills 더 많이 than three dogs.

Your coffee 표, 테이블 used to be a telephone cable spool.

당신 keep a can of Raid on the 부엌, 주방 table.

You've ever used a toilet 좌석 as a picture frame.

Your 집 has 더 많이 miles on it than your car.