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posted by gwendiamond
Jan: I went to the 영화 with
Feb: I married
Mar: I washed clothes with
Apr: I had 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 with
May:I dated
Jun: I went to school with
Jul: I ran a marathon with
Aug: I was partners in a science project with
Sep: I watched TV with
Oct: I was in a movie with
Nov: I switched lives with
Dec: I'm obsessed with

1: A monkey
2: Logan Lerman
3: Gale (from The Hunger Games)
4: Annabeth (from Percy Jackson)
5: A banana
6: Hermione (from Harry Potter)
7: Brussel Sprouts
8: Trent (from Total Drama Island)
9: Johnny Depp
10: Rick Riordan
11: Justin Bieber
12: Zero (from Vampire Knight)
13: Bella (from Twilight)
14: Lisa (from The...
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posted by FlufflyHands
Pick what 월 당신 were born on...
Jan- I shot...
Feb- I stabbed...
Mar: I disco danced with...
Apr: I sniffed...
May: I ran with...
Jun: I licked...
Jul: I ate...
Aug: I sat 다음 to...
Sep: I farted 다음 to...
Oct: I have a screenshot of...
Nov: I grabbed...
Dec: I spit on...

Pick what 일 당신 were born on...
01: my girlfriend
02: my boyfriend
03: a nurse
04: Napoleon Dynamite
05: my crush
06: the gummy bears
07: an IPhone
08: a llama
09: a sandwich
10: a hobo
11: a gay guy
12: ET
13: Peter Pan
13: A T-Rex
14: a kitten
15: a puppy
16: a monkey
17: a cow
18: a Mexican
19: a sumo wrestler
20: a red-head
21: a polar bear
22: The...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits 다음 Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have 당신 tried showing him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like 당신 - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - 물고기 Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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posted by eslisle4254
My name is Chris
I am three
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All 일 long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent 집
When my mommy does come 집
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Chariles bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the 벽
I try to hide
From his evil eyes...
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1.You abuse our 사랑 당신 lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we 사랑 him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our 사랑 is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we 사랑 be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape 또는 form.
6.Guys 당신 should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with 당신 (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly 사랑 we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When 당신 (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just 읽기 some of the 터미네이터 인용구 through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash 일 tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. 당신 might get annoyed 의해 it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by nessienjake
ABC's of ex girlfriends
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for 당신 당신 twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating...
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A lot of people, including non-comic fans, think that Christopher Nolan's 배트맨 films are well-made, high-class films. In fact, several versions of Batman, including the 60's show and 90's films, are treated as if they're inferior and not worth taking seriously.

However, I, whatsupbugs, am one of Batman's 더 많이 obsessive and geeky 팬 and I'd like to propose a theory. It's a crazy theory, but I still believe in it. My theory is that the 1991 comedy film, Alyas 배트맨 en Robin, is better than Christopher Nolan's highly-acclaimed trilogy.

You're probably already confused and 당신 might think...
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added by EgoMouse
This is something that's been long overdue, but finally I can express as to why our educational system is utter crap and why it has absolutely no place in modern society. If anything, I argue that it in fact makes people dumber, and I'll explain why.

Originally, I despised school just like every other kid would. But as I got older and doing 더 많이 research around the internet, I soon realized that our school system is broken and doesn't educate children - 또는 at least, doesn't educate them properly.
The modern 일 school system was founded during the Industrial Age, back in the 19th century....
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added by MeiMisty
Hello dudes and dudettes,Silent Borse is in the house and I have a not so special announcement to make:
Remember Opposite 일 last year?Well get ready for the madness once again this 년 because after making a 투표 about whether 또는 not we should hold another Opposite Day(and turn it into an annual event in general)to see if the others agree as well:link
I(with the suggestions of Lefteris and Riku) have come to the conclusion that we should hold the Opposite 일 on November 25 this Sunday.Reason why this 날짜 was chosen?Because the majority of users on here should have free time on that day.



P.S.
If anyone has any disagreements about the 날짜 than feel free to contact me.
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