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posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
1. Ask about 피자 maintenance and repair.
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the 피자 is organically grown.
5. Ask them if 당신 get a free 날짜 with one of the staff if 당신 make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a 설명 to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if 당신 get to keep the 피자 box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written 의해 a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever 당신 do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and 당신 will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to 키스 in...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
There used to be a 거리 named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle 당신 with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...
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상단, 맨 위로 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

link :
I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.


10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give 당신 her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when 당신 try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s given 당신 a fake number. Some women will give 당신 their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell 당신 why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when 당신 say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. 당신 look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and 당신 never get tired of being with us.

4. I 사랑 당신 and only you.-Well, 당신 guys get the picture.

5. I will be with 당신 forever.

6. 당신 have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. 당신 shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for 당신 to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
Some dreams stay with 당신 long after you've woken up.
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Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
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1. Faulty 또는 lost...
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1. Walk up to a 랜덤 person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a 랜덤 person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person 당신 are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a 랜덤 person the same gender as 당신 and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" 또는 "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a 랜덤 man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite 또는 scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with 프렌즈 that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a 칼, 나이프 of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, 당신 don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a 베이스 Pro 샵 또는 anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift 샵 and destroy everything...
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Are 당신 addicted? Are 당신 a super fan? Are 당신 just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are 당신 on 팬팝 too much?

1. 당신 see something 당신 like, and think Oh, I want to 팬 that club!

2. 당신 start shipping people 당신 know 또는 see.

3. 당신 hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. 당신 hear something awesome and immediately want to go on 팬팝 and change your motto.

5. 당신 hear something and 당신 want to 코멘트 on it.

6. 당신 have great ideas of something 당신 should post on 팬팝 at completely 랜덤 times of day.

7. 당신 get a new 가장 좋아하는 and HAVE to...
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Some of 당신 girls will remember that on Wednesday i told 당신 that Miley's parents were getting a divorce.

According to the celeb news 출처 HollywoodLife.com, Miley was so devastated 의해 her parents Tish and Billy 레이 Cyrus‘ divorce that she got back together with Liam Hemsworth.

“Miley knew about the divorce awhile 이전 and she’s been taking it really hard. Pretty much at the same time, she broke up with Liam, Hannah Montana was ending and then her parents’ marriage was falling apart,” Miley’s friend says.

“She got super stressed out and that’s really when she started 연기 out...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big 팬팝 family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes 당신 mad 또는 doesnt agree with your point of view 당신 just 신고 them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes 당신 mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont 신고 thm. Because we are a big family and we dont 신고 또는 block family we care and show 사랑 for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to 신고 someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



사랑 all around
-Jordan
posted by kitkat709477
Girl Facts--- When a girl is mean to 당신 after a break-up she wants 당신 back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever! When 당신 catch a girl glancing at you, she wants 당신 to look back and smile. When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with 당신 she wants 당신 to hold her hand. When she wants a hug she will just stand there. When 당신 break a girls 심장 she still feels it when 당신 run into each other 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is stops arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at...
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posted by AngelVicki427
Romans invented the Lollypop

You loose 100,000 brain cells every day.

Red is the most common color in national flags.

McDonald’s is the world’s largest distributor of toys.

There are around 1,500 earthquakes every 년 in Japan.

Raw horse meat is a 인기 음식 in Japan.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.”

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Most people burp on average 15 times a day.

Thomas Jefferson thought the...
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I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope 당신 enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please 코멘트 and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make 더 많이 lines.
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posted by ShiningsTar542
The story we have for 당신 today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted 의해 the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate 동물 that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became 프렌즈 with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a 강아지 at the time.

당신 would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two 동물 connected from the first moment. Now the two 동물 are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be given LIFE in prison without the possibility 또는 parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet 파이썬 refused to eat it was given three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD showing Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the 파이썬 in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the 파이썬 failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
The Earth has a diameter of about 12700 kilometers (7900 miles).
The sun has a diameter of about 1.39 million kilometers (865000 miles).
Its diameter is about 109 times the diameter of earth.

The formula for volume of a sphere is V=(4/3) πr3
The approximate volume of the Sun is then 1.3 x 106 times the approximate volume of the Earth.

It would take approximately 1.3 million Earth-sized objects to fill the volume of the Sun.

(*More precise measurements would have to define the surface, i.e. include 또는 exclude the outer layers of the Sun. The Sun is not perfectly spherical and has no "solid" surface.)
posted by justinbieberfw
1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the 카트 saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.

2.) ask 랜덤 ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin

3.) start 노래 Barney songs as loud as u can

4.) go up to 랜덤 ppl and say "tag, ur it"

5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that 셔츠 is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"

6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"

7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya

8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how 당신 looked 더 많이 important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If 당신 think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone 읽기 the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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Many legends have been told of frightening black 개 that hunt deserted roads, gloomy castles, even town houses. But the black dog of Hanging Hills is gentle and friendly, a splendid companion with whom to spend an afternoon-and is deadlier than all the rest. If 당신 ever meet him, you'll know him 의해 two peculiar features: One, he leaves no footprints. Two, he seems to bark occasionally, but never makes a sound. When 당신 see him the first time, he brings 당신 joy. He follows 당신 wherever 당신 go, wags his tail, waits for 당신 if 당신 stop along the way. The 초 time 당신 meet him is a time of...
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