BTW, this isn't mine. It was originally written 의해 XxEmolovexX. Copied word for word.
Dad comes 집 drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.
The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.
The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.
She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of 예수님 on the cross.
Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat 다음 to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.
Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.
64 percent of 당신 won't re-post this.
당신 never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If 당신 deny 예수님 in front of your friends, He will deny 당신 in front of his Father.
Dad comes 집 drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.
The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.
The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.
She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of 예수님 on the cross.
Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat 다음 to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.
Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.
64 percent of 당신 won't re-post this.
당신 never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If 당신 deny 예수님 in front of your friends, He will deny 당신 in front of his Father.
This world will fall under the hands of evil, darkness and shadows shall destroy this world.....the ultimate power of the darkness shall prevail. All of my enemies shall be destroyed 의해 this darkness...Only the worthy people will survive. All of the not worthy people shall be enslaved 의해 the twisted turns of the darkness. 동물 will be turned 더 많이 scarier...some humans will become frightful......and I shall have the ultimate power!, let 불, 화재 and ice come alive along with darkness.....dragons shall rise and inhabit this planet....The skies will turn black and red and the ground will turn to metal.......robot 유니콘 will dance...the dance of....evil...Heavy Metal will come alive and there will be peace among every awesome human on this Earth....come and 가입하기 me as I take over this silly little planet....everyone will bow down to me and only me,.....I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!, mwhahahaha >:)
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car 앞으로 saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If 당신 are hung like a horse, 당신 don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
