랜덤 Club
가입하기
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” Never a truer word has been said. But before 당신 can begin this transformation 당신 have to stop doing the things that have been holding 당신 back. Here's a guide to how 당신 can do this.


1.Stop spending time with the wrong people. Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you. If someone wants 당신 in their life, they’ll make room for you. 당신 shouldn’t have to fight for a spot. Never, ever insist yourself to someone who continuously overlooks your worth. And...
continue reading...
#1: LED ZEPPLIN STEAL SONGS:
I actually UNDERSTAND the hate on Led Zepplin.
They recreate songs, apparently NON of those songs are orginally written 의해 them.
And they don't pay for the RIGHTS either..


#2: SANTA CLAUS:
The name Santa Claus is synonymous with 크리스마스 time, the Christian celebration of the birth of 예수님 Christ. Actually, many elements of the Santa Claus story hold very little Christian relevance. The fat, happy Santa of our childhood memories is actually based on the fearsome Norse god of war – Odin..


#3: THE GRINCH MOVIE:
Nostalgia Cretic actually RUINED my happy memories of...
continue reading...
The morning was calm as Belle looked out over our beautiful blue lake that seemed to stretch on forever. "Belle, you're going to be late for school" my mother called from downstairs. "Oh, crap" Belle said grabbing my bag and running downstairs and out the door. In terms she was already late, she had to run a mile to school, she had to be at school 의해 8:00 and it was already 7:54. "Belle" her friend Madison yelled from across the road. "Hey Maddie" Belle waved to her. "You late too?" she asked running over to her. "Yeah, i can't help but thing something is going to go wrong" Belle said looking...
continue reading...
At the end of series 3, 당신 never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be 다음 in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well 당신 know that face 또는 a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If 당신 don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she got trapped in the spirit world
posted by canal
"Mason?" I whispered in his ear. "What is it?" He replyed in a soft voice. I rested my face on his shoulder "May I fall in 사랑 with you?" Mason stopped and looked at me like i was crazy. "Who's going to stop you" he said. I smiled and went on playing with his hair. Mason took us back to the worn out house. "Ok only a little bit longer then 당신 have to get of the Mason express. "No" I moaned. He laughed and kissed my hand I used to hold onto him. After a bit 더 많이 walking we made it to Jonathan's house. When he looked at me I shook my head. "Fine" he said.
He stopped in front of the door and...
continue reading...
posted by InvaderGore
Here are some 인용구 and sayings enjoy.

Life isn't about finding yourself life is about creating yourself

Dream as if you'll live forever live as if you'll die tomorrow.

Life is 랜덤 so am i.

i don't have a short attention span,I just.... Oh, look a kitty!

You're now aware that 당신 can't say "Irish Wristwatch".


caution i'm not like other girls.

If they laugh,it's funny.

I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing in silence because of something that happened yesterday.

we're so cool ice-cubes are jealous.

i'm a dinosaur so like, rawr and stuff.

a friend is someone who knows the song in your 심장 and can sing it back to 당신 when 당신 have forgotten the words.

the best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen 또는 even touched - they must be felt with the heart.

i hope 당신 enjoyed the 인용구 and sayings!
posted by patrisha727
셀러리 has negative calories. It takes 더 많이 calories to eat a piece of 셀러리 than the 셀러리 has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to 제비, 삼키기 the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes 쓴, 쓰라린 things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...
continue reading...
posted by Mrbiskit
Note: Alice in Wonderland is not created and owned 의해 me. This is a story for this website and Fanfiction.net.

Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and said "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"

Tarrant said "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."

Alice said "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Tarrant said "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."

Alice said "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."

Tarrant said "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."

Alice said "What?"

Tarrant said "You should...
continue reading...
posted by marksmen456
 Pyramid Head Slashing SlenderMan.
Pyramid Head Slashing SlenderMan.
The sound of a Large object on the floor,Being dragged in this,Foggy,Ominous place, What was this place? It was Silent Hill, That noise 당신 hearing,Is none other than Pyramid Head, Dragging his sword around,Searching for James. He always does,For he is the Guilt,And the Excecutioner.

The Fog,That,Never ending Fog,It will always be there, But, Something Broke that mist, A tall figure, Wearing a Classical suit, With no face, Having these, Tendrils bursting out of his back. He stood there, In the mist,Alone.

Pyramid Head, Who saw something, Turned, Seeing this, Tall, Slender Man He looked at the...
continue reading...
posted by hetaliaitaly
1.at school when its lunch run around the school saying 'THE SKY IS FALLING RUN AWAY RUN WAY IT WILL CRUSH US ALL' in a dramatic voice.

2.in class stand at the front of the room and stare and everyone then shout 'WHAT ARE U LOSES STARING AT whatever it is it must be beautiful and handsom' do an amazing pose.

3.at a shopping mall ride up and down on the escalators and shout 'OMG THE GROUND IS MOVING ITS AN EARTHQUAKE RUN' and try running up the escalator thats going down.

4.in a shopping mall sit in the middle of an isle and sing a song.


5.at school go around hugging everyone of the same sex and...
continue reading...
posted by sideshowbobbart
1) 당신 will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) 당신 will check the Fridge to see if any 음식 has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and 당신 are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) 당신 hate it when 당신 run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when 당신 are in the middle of a huge argument and realize 당신 are wrong

8) 당신 think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 분 after the right moment

9)...
continue reading...
posted by saphire1031
These are 10 sure sighns that 당신 need mental help:

1) 당신 think ailens have placed a zapping microchip in your head

2) 당신 make donkey noises say "Princess!" and then laugh phsycotically

3) 당신 think your underwear will eat 당신 alive

4) 당신 speak fluenit "Foreniese"

5) 당신 think a monkey
is living in 당신 toilet

6) 당신 think your best freind is a fish

7) PIE PIE I SAID PIE!!!

8) If 당신 scream that for no reason, well, 당신 know

9) If 당신 go to rob a store, then fake 당신 are an employee

10) If 당신 think 팬팝 is pointless
posted by KateKicksAss
Credit: www.rinkworks.com
I thought these were funny, what do 당신 guys think?


"Do not use if 당신 cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping 또는 unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

"Do not place this product...
continue reading...
Make your own sentence (be honest though);

Step 1: Choose your 월 of birth...

January: I hate...
February: I ran naked with...
March: I need...
April: I shot...
May: I smoked weed with...
June: I killed...
July: I pissed on...
August: I fucked...
September: I got married with...
October: I stabbed...
November: I gave a blowjob to...
December: I took a crap on...

Step 2: Choose your birthday;

1: A monkey...
2: A prostitute...
3: A vacuum cleaner...
4: You...
5: Barney the dinosaur...
6: A dog...
7: Santa Clause...
8: A travesty...
9: A porn star...
10: A condom...
11: A bowl of cereal...
12: A jew...
13: A lesbian......
continue reading...
posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I 사랑 the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your 심장 beat
Is my 가장 좋아하는 lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If 당신 could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my 집 though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes 당신 happy.
I always want 당신 to be happy.
I don't like it when 당신 cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with 당신 even though
You can't hear...
continue reading...
Cheese
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
continue reading...
because it makes u feel intellectually superior? because 당신 associate it with education and think that the 더 많이 educated 당신 are the better 당신 are? because being educated automatically makes 당신 an athority on whatever 당신 wanna say? because when u don’t have a real argument it’s an easy way to get points?

here’s the thing

last time I had an account on this hellscape (before I was rly active on Twitter and stuff) I cared a looooooot about grammar like y’all do. I was totally a dick about it. but then I realized! It doesn’t fucking matter! someone can make a great point and not have...
continue reading...
Note : All my 팬 are amazing! Dont be upset if 당신 aren't here.You mean a lot so 당신 all will be in a list of my Awsome fans.😍 사랑 ya.
Also, Numbers mean nothing.


1. Luthorlex/ SparkleFanBoy/ Mrbiskit/ Windrises.

He is an awesome fanpoper and has a true 심장 of gold.
He is my best fanpoper friend and described me as his best friend which is an honour. He deserves fans😎


2. Jessowey.

Ok, this girl is so cool and kind. She is a giving person and is as sweet as sugar. 🍭 Who doesn't 사랑 her? Her kind 코멘트 and her wonderful posts mean so much, thanks Jessowey.

3.CrazyRuby.

Ok, she is so funny! A true friend who I 사랑 talking to.
She can't 팬팝 much as she has school and I support her though all the mean bullies who hurt her. 🍎🍎🍎
CrazyRuby has a sweet personality which makes 당신 사랑 her


Here are some other quick names : HarleySkywalker,
193611, DisneyPrince88

Thank 당신 every fan. 사랑 ya all. Xxx☆☆🍿
posted by FloraorStella
Here's a guide on what to do now that America is fucked up. Although, to be honest, it would be as fucked up if Clinton was POTUS, as well. Neither of the candidates were very good to start with, unfortunately. Anyway, here's what 당신 should do.

1. Change Your Name to Jeff

So 당신 can go, "My name's Jeff," if anyone asks for your name.

2. Go to a Drive-through

To relieve yourself of all the stress. Order a milkshake while you're at it.

3. Cuss Out Everyone on Twitter

How satisfying is this, tbh?

4. Write a fanfiction on Trump and Clinton Rated R

Someone should do it.

If anyone's seriously considering...
continue reading...
posted by XalyssaXpappinX
Me: can u help me teacher

Teacher: follow the procedures ...

Me: nigga help me why do u get paid to come here as a teacher if im still confused about where "A" goes in the alphabet. Shit.

Raise ur hand in class. Nigga please why do u get and u dont do ur job . Damn they otta pay me for asking questions.

I make ur pay check u should thank me at the week .

Do ur job!!!!!!!

( excuse my french)

For any teachers 읽기 im sorry not to u in particularly

immm done complaining sooo now i have to pee .