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posted by Yama
Emily had the 후드 down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. 또는 maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five 분 of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as 당신 got into the car but...
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posted by vamp_grl_123
Ok so here is a bunch of 랜덤 Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: LOL ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG 당신 needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope 당신 liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will show 더 많이 affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when 당신 interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when 당신 interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if 당신 still have a girlfriend do 당신 know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep 당신 up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore 초콜릿 cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are 더 많이 than this. 당신 are bliss. 당신 are 더 많이 than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.


You are 더 많이 than this. 당신 are bliss. 당신 are 더 많이 than...
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posted by Hellowittykitty
Completely 랜덤 poetry! But that's what this site is for, right

Bold like new
Bold like old
Bold like me and my bro
Bold like the Sun
Way faster when I run

Bolder than her
Don't know who she is
She has little tiny eyes
That decorate her sin

Bolder than my mother will ever be
Bolder than my future son, who will never see me
Bolder and stronger, than Katy Perry
Bolder than that little doggy
Who has mad it through pet-adoptery

Bolder than that 메리다와 마법의 숲 hero
Bolder than that black heart
Boldest of all
Even though I've never thrown a dart

Bolder than thus
Bolder than this
Bolder than what I'm 글쓰기 now
Dis, dat, and...
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1.always let him talk to 당신 about stuff he likes
2.always see what 당신 have in common (if 당신 do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW 당신 FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS 당신 OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask 질문 about him like his 가장 좋아하는 color, his 가장 좋아하는 movie 또는 his 가장 좋아하는 t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your 가장 좋아하는 clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your 가장 좋아하는 영화 and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank 당신 for 읽기 i hope this helps :)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, 당신 already said that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three 분 later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The 제목 of this 기사 clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad 영화 for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The 월 award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If 당신 were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, 당신 finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's 크리스마스 List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got 더 많이 important news.
Tom: Yes. In the 이전 episode, we...
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당신 are sitting on the 침상, 소파 waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with 당신 for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny 당신 say back. Are 당신 ready to watch the movie 당신 ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are 당신 ok?" 당신 ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) 당신 are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly 당신 are Gold. 당신 hold his chest as 당신 are pushing him was y and say " 당신 watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I 사랑 you."...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: 당신 EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, 당신 LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can 당신 tell...
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posted by Zeku
Have 당신 ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the 일 finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first 일 on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the 일 for his trial...
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 Jones's taken picture Beautiful Insanity February 2019
Jones's taken picture Beautiful Insanity February 2019
Musical promoter. Artist and director rejected legal proceedings after an attacker allegedly 스톨, 훔친 his picture in a draft online last 년 in 2019, the picture was partial to his new album speculated to release later this 년 and it consisted of Jones shirtless with 문신 drawn all over his arm.

The "Razilee and Elijah 2" Director never responded to the claims when his picture was stolen from a private group chat last 년 February 2019. - until now.

Jones recently responded to the claim and expressed that he had no intentions of proceeding with 'legally filing a dispute' against the attacker...
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Set of hands, who here remembers Road Rash? It was a fun little arcade game where the goal was to race as a motorbike racer against other motorcycle racers to win races and get prize money. 당신 also beat the shit out of your opponents with chains and bats while running over pedestrians and taking out cops. It was insane. Some games have tried to bring that style back, and one of those games was Road Rage. Developed 의해 Team 6 Studios, this little indie game from 2017 was regarded as one of the worst games out there, as recently as 2017. We’re still getting broken trash games that can contend...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can 당신 believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above 늑대 Among Us 2 또는 No 더 많이 히어로즈 3? So after being disappointed 의해 Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created 의해 the lovely team at Activision,...
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After Gwen won Total Drama Island, the girls managed to celebrate their last night at Camp Wawanakwa. Most of the girls get back at Don for his mistreatment of the contestants, even Courtney, whose elimination in "Basic Straining" was unjust and that Don refused to believe that someone (Harold) tampered with the votes.

It all starts on the cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, which was where the first challenge of the season, where Gwen, Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Izzy, and Heather jump into the lake. At the 상단, 맨 위로 of the cliff is Don, the host of "Total Drama Island".

Don: Oh my god. I am too scared to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a 월 since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban*...
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1-It's considered rude to write in red ink in Portugal.
2-Although the bobcat is rarely seen, it is the most common wildcat in North America.
3-The Chinese giant 도롱뇽 can grow to be 6 feet (1.8 m) long, making it the largest 도롱뇽 in the world.

4-Because the speed of Earth's rotation changes over time, a 일 in the age of 공룡 was just 23 hours long.

5-There are 더 많이 than 1,200 water parks in North America.


6-It would take 100 Earths, lined up end-to-end, to stretch across the face of the sun.

7-The highest wave ever surfed was as tall as a 10-story building.

8-Some apples can weigh...
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