Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the 타이타닉 first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character 또는 the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free 영화 ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our 프렌즈 without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our 프렌즈 without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack 또는 Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our 프렌즈 won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's 시금치 in our teeth.
26. There are times when 초콜릿 really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just 의해 looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours 의해 the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being 로스트 is to ask for directions.
Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the 타이타닉 first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character 또는 the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free 영화 ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our 프렌즈 without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our 프렌즈 without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack 또는 Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our 프렌즈 won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's 시금치 in our teeth.
26. There are times when 초콜릿 really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just 의해 looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours 의해 the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being 로스트 is to ask for directions.
1-play baseball with one cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your 프렌즈
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them 당신 are raising money to buy 음식 for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that 당신 want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines 일 gift your 프렌즈 a cucumber and tell them 당신 grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it 다음 to your ear and say that he talks to 당신 and says he need a new 집 and thats why 당신 buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your 프렌즈
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them 당신 are raising money to buy 음식 for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that 당신 want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines 일 gift your 프렌즈 a cucumber and tell them 당신 grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it 다음 to your ear and say that he talks to 당신 and says he need a new 집 and thats why 당신 buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like 또는 사랑 and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn 더 많이 fans......add 랜덤 ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn 더 많이 fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medals ...u have to add 더 많이 pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have 더 많이 medals .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get 더 많이 fans.....and frnds too.
when i have 더 많이 ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this 기사 will be useful have a gr8 일 everybody and type ur 코멘트 plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like 또는 사랑 and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn 더 많이 fans......add 랜덤 ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn 더 많이 fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medals ...u have to add 더 많이 pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have 더 많이 medals .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get 더 많이 fans.....and frnds too.
when i have 더 많이 ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this 기사 will be useful have a gr8 일 everybody and type ur 코멘트 plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a 피자 and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best 피자 ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at 랜덤 times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that 당신 are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this list ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs 당신 know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that 당신 are a muggle born even if 당신 did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope 당신 liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at 랜덤 times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that 당신 are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this list ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs 당신 know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that 당신 are a muggle born even if 당신 did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope 당신 liked it!
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!
I just read a 질문 on this spot that asked "If 당신 saw Justin Bieber standing on the 상단, 맨 위로 of a building getting ready to jump, would 당신 cry 또는 scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on 상단, 맨 위로 of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do 당신 people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone 당신 know 또는 care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
I just read a 질문 on this spot that asked "If 당신 saw Justin Bieber standing on the 상단, 맨 위로 of a building getting ready to jump, would 당신 cry 또는 scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on 상단, 맨 위로 of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do 당신 people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone 당신 know 또는 care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
Q .. Did 당신 here about the blonde who shot an 애로우 into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do 당신 do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the 거리 when the sign said "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when 당신 ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do 당신 do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the 거리 when the sign said "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when 당신 ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in 검색 of you
Looking for the 심장 now
Have 당신 heard the news
maybe 당신 스톨, 훔친 it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in 검색 of you
Looking for he 심장 now
Have 당신 heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find 당신 soon
*hums*
link
The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of 당신 know it as the only song i know 의해 심장 from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge 거미 i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!