"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do 당신 want?" "I'm calling to 신고 my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank 당신 very much for the call, sir." The 다음 day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
Because why not, right?
1. My 가장 좋아하는 foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. 또는 tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I 사랑 사랑 사랑 사랑 retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My 가장 좋아하는 색깔 are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
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1. My 가장 좋아하는 foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. 또는 tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I 사랑 사랑 사랑 사랑 retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My 가장 좋아하는 색깔 are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.
Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits 다음 to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your 프렌즈 make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.
Song: link
John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.
Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus,...
Praise Kek!
There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.
I am the 심장 of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the 불, 화재 of hate.
All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.
Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.
Preached 의해 the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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KEK WILLS IT!
