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posted by shutyourface
don't worry this 기사 is not about 양 또는 bananas it is about a 더 많이 serious matter.

this is a 토론 and i want everyone 읽기 this
글쓰기 a 코멘트 about what 당신 think is write 또는 wrong

so anyway

here i go

what came first

the egg

또는 the chicken?

thats my 토론 and i want EVERYONE who's a 팬
of 랜덤 to write what they think is right

and become a 팬 of me and become a 팬 of my

and remember

what came first
the egg
또는 the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
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posted by vampirer04
"Good morning mom." Ashley took a sip of her coffee.

"Morning." Ashley's mom flipped two 팬케이크 over.

Ashley loved the sent of 팬케이크 in the morning.

When the 팬케이크 were ready, Ashley got a text.

She read it and noticed a huge fight was happening.

She ate her breakfast and headed out the door.

When she opened the door her friend was standing in from of her.

"Hey!" She acted hyper.

"Uh hi, Anything going on?" She asked her while raising her eyebrow.

Ashley closed the door and followed her friend.

"Where are we going Lily?" She asked trying to catch up with her.

"Leading 당신 to the fight idiot!"...
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posted by VoicesInMyHead
Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!

Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.

A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, 당신 can't lose!!!!!!!

2. 당신 just KNOW his fangirls are gonna 가입하기 your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give 당신 an advantage!!!!!!! 당신 can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF 당신 WANT!!!!!!!!!

And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!

Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
1)read something over and over that 당신 thing that think is funny that 당신 또는 someone 게시됨 on fanpop.
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before 당신 go to school, work, cherch 또는 when your at 집 i just got 암갈색, 암 갈색 읽기 a 100 times over what i 게시됨 on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your 일 off right
posted by sakurahanazono
1.) write down "Alpha kenny body" on a piece of paper and get someone to read it pretending 당신 have no clue how to read it. (It sounds like they're saying I'll f*** anybody)

2.) Once again write on a piece of paper "I won a math debate" Now get someone to read this and tell them to say it 5 times fast!

This only works on people if 당신 get them to just say it out loud so don't let them read it in their heads first 또는 else they might figure it out.

I will not be held responsible if anyone gets offended 또는 if 당신 get into trouble for doing these!

- good luck :3
posted by 90sfan
Doctor:Sir,I have bad news and worse news.Patient:What's the bad news?Doctor:You only have 24 hours to live.Patient:Well what could be WORSE than that?!Doctor:I've been trying to call 당신 since yesterday!

Maria:Kim,where's Kitty?Kim:I don't know,Maria.Maybe she's..Derek:Mom said 당신 couldn't have a cat.Ooooh!I'm telling!Maria:Mom never said I couldn't have a LION instead.Derek:WHAT?!*chewing and swallowing noises*Maria:Kitty,there 당신 are!

Yolanda:Come on,Sal.Let's play Hide-and-Seek!Sal:No,that's boring.Yolanda:We've got nothing better to do.Sal:FINE.I'll count!*after 20 seconds*Sal:READY 또는 NOT,HERE I CO-OME!YOLANDA WAS NOT FOUND UNTIL THREE DAYS LATER AT FUNZONE.Sal:YOLANDA!!I've been looking for 당신 FOREVER!Yolanda:Your right,Sal,Hide-and-Seek IS boring*slurps smoothie*Yolanda:Hey...is this icecream expired?
Wednesday 18 February 1996

My dad just got a call from his ex-wife, my mom, telling him that she's going to the hospital because she's going to give birth to a new baby born, a girl called: Me. Its kind of hard to come to this world without knowing how hard and difficult life could be, knowing as well that I'm not going to live like any normal child living with a real mom and dad. Here comes me, token in the hands of a women that should be my mom but, everything changed in a while .. My mom decided that she doesn't want me, she gave me to my dad and he gave me to his mom, my grandma .. Moving...
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posted by xoPixie-Popxo
Feel free to add some suggestions 또는 reasons! I may include them on here. :)

From Cartoonnetwork:

Regular Show:
-The 애니메이션 is actually decent.
-Some characters are actually smart and use common sense

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake
-It has a very weird (but cute) looking setting.
-A very fun and adventurous little cartoon (Hence the title, ADVENTURE Time.)

What I have to say to Cartoonnetwork: You're doing a rather decent job. Now let's get 더 많이 만화 like these.

From Nickelodeon:

Victorious (but slowly getting worse, like iCarly :/)
-Interesting and original characters
-Fun story...
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THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual 질문 given on a 대학 of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer 의해 one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) 또는 endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) 또는 some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

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posted by LUV_4_BIEBER
I find your smile 믿을 수 없는
Passion unsustainable
My 심장 beats faster and faster whenever your
Only to come to a cold stop when she passes by
My tears will go on forever
My smile isn’t real
And my 심장 is 스플릿, 분할 in two
Every thought I ever had about 당신 are buzzing in my head
I pray one 일 i'll be under your arm
Holding your hand
키싱 your lips
I hope one 일 당신 dry my tears
See right through my fake smile
And repair my broken heart
posted by AnimeFan66
In my opnion when it comes to friendship it means that 당신 and the people 당신 care about stick together for periods of time until 당신 get to know one another.

However, not a lot of people are like this. In my case, I may have over a dozen 팬 but a percentage of them even talk to me nor do they know who I am and what I meant to be on here for. Don't get me wrong a few of the 팬 I have are very nice to me. Whenver I talk to them I always feel welcomed, safe, secured, and better. But when I am being treated unfairly 또는 being abused 또는 played around it makes me angry, sad, depressed, and unhappy....
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posted by bubbletl
This is how it manifests itself:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I head towards the garage, I notice mail on the porch 표, 테이블 that I picked up from the postman earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the 정크 mail in the recycling box under the table, and notice that the recycling box is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the 표, 테이블 and take out the recycling first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the postbox when I take out the recycling...
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posted by amdow98
Yes yes. The 제목 makes this seem urgent. Well I'm here to tell 당신 about my life. Yea I'm growing up in a small town (well 2) and I'm pretty friendly. I had a bully in prschool. Yes a bully who thought she was the boss of everyone. Well I go to a Catholic School in my hometown. I 사랑 it there. I have so many friends. And they like me for who I am. I currently do dance. My parents are divorced. I have 4 cats. I had a guinea pig, but she died. Thank 당신 for your time :) God Bless Y'all <3333333

Things to annoy your sis:
Say something over and over again
Nugde her repetatively
Play Taylor 빠른, 스위프트 음악 if she doesn't really like her(My sis isn't such a fan)
Do everything she does

That's pretty much it.
posted by LostieKilljoy
Heyyyy Lostie here XD

I'm here to write information about this story I'm writing. I know most of 당신 are bored about hearing about vampires, but trust me, Bloodthirsty is different.

Bloodthirsty is a story about a young girl whose parents get killed 의해 the "Wretchens" (Wretchens are demons). A vampire called Kieran comes to her rescue as soon as the Wretchens turn on her. The girl discovers that her parents are part of a once powerful clan called the Psys, people who are in touch with their psychic powers on a powerful level.

Kieran is given the job to protect the girl from Wretchens attacking...
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posted by selenagomezfan7
Hi I'm Chelsea I Was Born December 3 1996 in Dallas Texas I'm 14 Years Old!! Now I'm Living In Brazil!! ...... I'm Kinda Tall I Way 107 Pounds ......I'm White With Blond Hair Hazel Eyes ..... My 가장 좋아하는 Tv Shows Are Wizards Of Waverly Place Drake&Josh Of Course My 가장 좋아하는 Singers Are Justin Bieber Selena Gomez 드레이크, 드레이 크 Bell!☆ ..... My 가장 좋아하는 Songs Are Selena Gomez Round & Round Justin Bieber Baby 드레이크, 드레이 크 벨 Our 사랑 My 모토 I 사랑 Being Alive :☆ ....,More Just Message Me In My 메시지함 Thanks Ooh Please Comment