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posted by shutyourface
don't worry this 기사 is not about 양 또는 bananas it is about a 더 많이 serious matter.

this is a 토론 and i want everyone 읽기 this
글쓰기 a 코멘트 about what 당신 think is write 또는 wrong

so anyway

here i go

what came first

the egg

또는 the chicken?

thats my 토론 and i want EVERYONE who's a 팬
of 랜덤 to write what they think is right

and become a 팬 of me and become a 팬 of my

and remember

what came first
the egg
또는 the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
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posted by TheFan2000
5:45 AM- Wake up, whine to parents about a terrible headache
6:00 AM- Discover that temperature is 99 degrees, go back to sleep
6:45 AM- Wake up again suffering a severe bout of chills and feeling extremely groggy
7:00 AM- Eat breakfast, make final decision to stay 집 from school
7:30 AM- Suffer another episode of chills and go up to bedroom
7:35 AM- Take a morning nap before chills get worse
7:45 AM- Become extremely cold, get another headache, crank up the heated blanket to the highest it'll go
8:00 AM- Violently yank off heated blanket and turn down heat after waking up sweating
9:00 AM- Wake...
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Chapter One- Dominence
    I growled at my opponent's blood soaked face. He was a brown wolf, his 코트 tattared and split, giving him a look of insantity. He trotted in place, kicking up the mushy blood-mixed snow beneath his paws.
    His posture was dominent, legs hunched, spread apart evenly, his tail and head held high, but I could sence the fear in his green eyes.
    This was way to easy.
    My ear twitched, as if to remind me not to let my guard down. If this 늑대 senced it, he could take me down. And I would...
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posted by Hot_n_cold
Nosebleed (noun) - When your boogers get their period.

Unicorn (noun) - When a narwhal and a horse 사랑 each other very much...

My hand (noun) - A dolphin.

Lent (noun) - A 초 chance to fail at your New Year's resolution.

Imagination (noun) - The ability to turn anything into a rocketship; usually 로스트 at puberty.

Mosquito (noun) - Mother Nature's way of getting 당신 to slap yourself.

Just kidding (phrase) - A phrase used to get away with something 당신 said and fully meant.

Etc. (adverb) - Used to make others believe that 당신 know 더 많이 than 당신 actually do.

Cleaning your room (verb) - Shoving everything...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

October 2002

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses 조언 to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned 의해 a east coast resident, which was 게시됨 on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank 당신 for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share...
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posted by karpach_14
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 초 AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The 다음 morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her 옷, 가운 and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
posted by RandomQueenOo
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Funny Cat
1- Last night I lay in 침대 looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If 당신 die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What 당신 call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what 당신 call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hope 당신 like them :)
선실, 캐빈 for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I 사랑 loads.
    I was at home, after graduation whenever my 주황색, 오렌지 검은 딸기, 블랙 베리, 블랙베리 started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....
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FASHION designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana may stand trial for allegedly failing to pay taxes on 더 많이 than $1 billion in income.

The pair — whose designs have been worn 의해 the likes of Madonna, Justin Bieber, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Bosworth and Kylie Minogue among others — are accused of defrauding the Italian revenue agency and authorities say they failed to pay taxes on 더 많이 than $1 billion in income.

The designing duo were indicted in November after being accused of setting up a holdings company in Luxembourg in order to evade high Italian taxes. Authorities have been investigating...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
I have certain age ranges. I made it up based on the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. [I was there!]

For kids under 4:

Balloons go up to the North Pole. There, Santa's elves will decide if the person who let go of it should be on the Nice 또는 Naughty List. If Santa's elves thinks you've been nice, 당신 will be on the Nice list forever. If Santa's elves been naughty, 당신 will be on the naughty list until 당신 send a good balloon up. Send a red balloon.

For Kids 5-8:

Balloons go up to God[Or whoever 당신 believe in], the place where he decides if 당신 should stay with him 또는 go down below.

For kids over 9:

Up the sky, eventually, it'll explode.

posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope 당신 like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first 기사 i put on here so plz 코멘트 , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format

YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know 당신 amy not understand
but if 당신 can
please understand
I see 당신 underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would 당신 say? take this away
If i told 당신 how i feel, would it be real 또는 is this all fake??

Chourus: your 사랑 is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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