This is 의해 far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...
질문 ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic 질문 being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some 답변 that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can 당신 send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi 바닷가, 비치 on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much 맥주 you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some 일 trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin 또는 Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a 년 and a half 이전 to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it 안전한, 안전 to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can 당신 send me a list of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do 당신 have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do 당신 celebrate 크리스마스 in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when 당신 get here.)
Q: Can 당신 give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is 우유 available all 년 round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and 당신 should be about right)
Q: I have a 질문 about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of 곰 and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where 당신 can make 사랑 outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
질문 ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic 질문 being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some 답변 that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can 당신 send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi 바닷가, 비치 on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much 맥주 you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some 일 trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin 또는 Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a 년 and a half 이전 to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it 안전한, 안전 to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can 당신 send me a list of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do 당신 have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do 당신 celebrate 크리스마스 in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when 당신 get here.)
Q: Can 당신 give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is 우유 available all 년 round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and 당신 should be about right)
Q: I have a 질문 about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of 곰 and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where 당신 can make 사랑 outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in 검색 of you
Looking for the 심장 now
Have 당신 heard the news
maybe 당신 스톨, 훔친 it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in 검색 of you
Looking for he 심장 now
Have 당신 heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find 당신 soon
*hums*
link
The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of 당신 know it as the only song i know 의해 심장 from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge 거미 i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!