1: (Pilot)
FAther: Son have 당신 been 읽기 Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)
2:
Father: What did 당신 do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT 빵 FOR FUCK SAKES!!
3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will 당신 be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE NBA?!?!
4:
Father: (in car) How do 당신 drive this thing?!
Son: What?
Father: WHERE ARE THE HORSES?!
Son: 당신 use an engine
Father: SENSE WHEN THEY HAVE ENGINES?!?!
Son: The past hundred years
Father: Oh, alright..
(Skip to them coming back from McDonalds)
Son: 당신 totalled my goddamn car!
Father: We are walking back.
Son: 당신 TOTALLED THE CAR!!
Father: We're walking back! (calmly) Can I have some McNuggets?
Son: Oh sure (slips and drops them) Oh shit!, I...
Father: (falls to knees) NOOO-
(ends video)
5:
Father: (pulling off belt, preparing to hit his son as punishment for something) My uh, my belt's pretty loose, give me a 초 son, my belts pretty loose, can you, can 당신 take a look at it
6:
Father: Yes! My character is ready!
Son: He's purple
Father: (angrily) He's PERFECT not purple!!
7:
Father: Yes my new 헬멧 is here! (puts it on) What 당신 think?
Son: ....... IT'S LITERARY THE SAM-
(end video)
8:
Son: (playing Skyrim NPC) (pulls out knife) Threat detected! (goes to attack him)
Father: (realizing the threat, calmly punches his entire head off)
9:
Son: 당신 로스트 YELLING PRIVILEGES!! (snaps and they end up in AMSR)
Father: (whispering) What did 당신 do?!
10:
Father: (throws in skeleton)
Son: What is that?!
Father: (calmly) He got in my way.
11:
Father: 당신 know how time only goes backwards 또는 forwards?! What if it went, diagonally?!
12:
Son: 저기요 Father, I got 당신 some water (literary throws it at him)
Father: Why thank you!!
FAther: Son have 당신 been 읽기 Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)
2:
Father: What did 당신 do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT 빵 FOR FUCK SAKES!!
3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will 당신 be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE NBA?!?!
4:
Father: (in car) How do 당신 drive this thing?!
Son: What?
Father: WHERE ARE THE HORSES?!
Son: 당신 use an engine
Father: SENSE WHEN THEY HAVE ENGINES?!?!
Son: The past hundred years
Father: Oh, alright..
(Skip to them coming back from McDonalds)
Son: 당신 totalled my goddamn car!
Father: We are walking back.
Son: 당신 TOTALLED THE CAR!!
Father: We're walking back! (calmly) Can I have some McNuggets?
Son: Oh sure (slips and drops them) Oh shit!, I...
Father: (falls to knees) NOOO-
(ends video)
5:
Father: (pulling off belt, preparing to hit his son as punishment for something) My uh, my belt's pretty loose, give me a 초 son, my belts pretty loose, can you, can 당신 take a look at it
6:
Father: Yes! My character is ready!
Son: He's purple
Father: (angrily) He's PERFECT not purple!!
7:
Father: Yes my new 헬멧 is here! (puts it on) What 당신 think?
Son: ....... IT'S LITERARY THE SAM-
(end video)
8:
Son: (playing Skyrim NPC) (pulls out knife) Threat detected! (goes to attack him)
Father: (realizing the threat, calmly punches his entire head off)
9:
Son: 당신 로스트 YELLING PRIVILEGES!! (snaps and they end up in AMSR)
Father: (whispering) What did 당신 do?!
10:
Father: (throws in skeleton)
Son: What is that?!
Father: (calmly) He got in my way.
11:
Father: 당신 know how time only goes backwards 또는 forwards?! What if it went, diagonally?!
12:
Son: 저기요 Father, I got 당신 some water (literary throws it at him)
Father: Why thank you!!