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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a 원, 동그라미 that had its two sides gently compressed 의해 a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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41 Corny 나귀, 엉덩이 jokes!!

posted by XxLalasaysxX

Here are my list of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let 당신 know now i got alot of these from the 유튜브 channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything 또는 eating anything 당신 might spit it 또는 something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the 비, 빗자루 late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the 만, 베이 they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF 당신 DON'T PASS THIS ON 당신 DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All 일 long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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Why 나루토 is the best 아니메 ever!!!!

posted by Crazy_NarutoKid

1.The Characters are awesome

2.It can make 당신 laugh so hard

3.It can make 당신 cry like a baby

4.The fight scenes are epic

5.Theres blood

6.They swear

7.The storyline is really good

8.Theres Ninjas'!!

9.They have Sasuke(cool)

10.The weapons they use are so coool

11.The villians are so evil.

12.It makes 당신 wish 당신 lived in the 나루토 world.

13.They have great opening and ending songs.

14.It makes 당신 think about it all the time

15.It teaches 당신 나루토 history

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My Review of The Greatest Showman

posted by KataraLover

THIS IS A REPOST OF AN 기사 THAT I ALREADY WROTE ON A DIFFERENT CLUB

This is a film that has been out for a while but I'm just now getting around to doing a full 기사 review of it because I've been really busy, stressed, and emotionally drained for a while and all of that has been keeping me from reviewing it. This musical was a big deal when the trailers came out and when the movie finally came out for various reasons. It was Zac Efron's first musical movie since his days in High School Musical and Hairspray, it had freaking Hugh Jackman who always draws in a crowd, it was a brand new...

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Why Does Cheating in Video Games Make Them Less Fun?

posted by deathding

Lives: 999

Howdy ya'll, Deathding back here to talk about a topic that I suddenly found interesting. I went on YouTube to see if anything was already done on this topic, but all I found was a bunch of "TOP 10 CHEATERS WHO GOT CAUGHT, LOL XD!!!! 2017 EDITION (80K LIKES IN AN 시간 AND I DAB!!!!!!)"

....Needless to say, the topic intrigued me, as I've been playing a game lately that quite a few people out there tend to play not so nicely in.

I think it goes without saying that us, as gamers, want to win. We desire all of that ridiculously overpowered equipment. We grind for hours just to get a few levels up....

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Ask Dr. Robotnik! Episode 2-IT'S ABOUT TIME.

posted by deathding

(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take 코멘트 asking 질문 from the last episode and answer them in the 다음 article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope 당신 enjoy our 초 episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(I apologize for the huge delay as well, so much happened with FNAF4 coming out and whatnot. I also got heavily addicted to an awesome online flash game named Dragon Ball Z Devolution. XD Again, sorry.)

And now.... Shout-outs to the people who commented in the last episode! And we have a LOT of them this time guys!...

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Enrique Iglesias Tonight I'm Lovin 당신 Lyrics

posted by selenagomezfan7

ENRIQUE IGLESIAS

"Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)"
(feat. Ludacris & DJ Frank E)

I know 당신 want me
I made it obvious that I want 당신 too
So put it on me
Let's remove the 우주 between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that 당신 move
So give it to me, oh oooohh...
Cause I already know what 당신 wanna do

Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that 당신 do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude

But tonight I'm loving you
Oh 당신 know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh 당신 know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh 당신 know
That tonight...

The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Yeah

I've been tryna call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe 당신 can show me how to love
Maybe

I'm goin' through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch
Baby

I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (Oh)
No one's around to judge me (Oh)
I can't see clearly when you're go-o-one

I said, oooooooh
I'm blinded 의해 the lights
No, i can't sleep until i feel your touch
I said, oooooooh
I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when i'm like this,
you're the one i trust

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

I'm running outta time
'Cause i can see the sun light up the sky
So i hit the road in overdrive
Baby

O-o-o-o-oh...

크리스마스 Carols - Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer Lyrics

posted by CheetahGirl5147

당신 know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
you know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do 당신 recall
The most famous reindeer of all

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if 당신 ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy 크리스마스 Eve,
Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't 당신 guide my sleigh tonight

Then how all the reindeer loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nose Reindeer
You'll go down in history

Rudolph the...

Let Me Tell 당신 About This Product

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell 당신 about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed 의해 many 랜덤 ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products 또는 apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.

My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined 의해 an idiot that 게시됨 a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would 당신 do something like that?

---...

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Another way of doing a Helluva Boss review..

posted by Canada24

Cody Leach

Let's take the "Cody Leach" approach and do the good, the mixed, and the bad..

When I say I have negatives I'm not saying they ruin the show, they are just complaints I have that i do feel I want to address..

THE GOOD:
* Let's just say it, Brandon Roger's 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 prefamance. Not only is he his uaual hammy zany self. But he has a lot "they really can act" moments in the show's 더 많이 serious scenes..
* The shows 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 qulity. 당신 can tell Viv and the team puts a lot of money into it..
* 당신 can tell Viv was exploring a lot ideas for Hazbin in this series. From the Heaven episode, to the idea of...

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A List of Sites 당신 Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that 당신 probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add 더 많이 to the list when I find 더 많이 sites I think 당신 should probably avoid. So if anyone sends 당신 링그 to the following sites, 당신 have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad 의해 the name of the 주소 but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS 당신 ARE A SICKO I ADVISE 당신 NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - 상단, 맨 위로 20 List

posted by spunkyonyx

1. 앤젤 Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying 또는 you'll get some action faster than a pit 황소, 불 on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all 당신 want even if she is the kind who will out chug 당신 in 맥주 and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names 당신 never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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Best Truth 또는 Dare 질문 Ever To Ask

posted by sam71

Good truth 또는 dare Questions

Truth 또는 dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth 또는 dare questions, which will help 당신 to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream 당신 have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality 또는 feature 당신 would like to change about yourself?

Do 당신 have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend 또는 boyfriend's friend?

Do 당신 think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys 사랑 flirts.
3. A guy can like 당신 for a minute, and then forget 당신 afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are 당신 doing something?" 또는 "Have 당신 eaten already?" are the first usual 질문 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all 일 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

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100 Reasons why 당신 사랑 her

posted by milorox18

1. I 사랑 the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I 사랑 the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I 사랑 the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I 사랑 the way 당신 look at me.

5. I 사랑 how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I 사랑 the way I can’t imagine a 일 without 당신 in my life.

7. I 사랑 the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I 사랑 the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I 사랑 the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I 사랑 how I know you’ll always be there when I need 당신 to be.

11....

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - 상단, 맨 위로 20 List

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, 또는 to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get 당신 in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly 의해 giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the 다음 family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - 당신 may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin 캡, 모자 and feed him grapes when...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

장미 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

장미 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

장미 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits

장미 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 당신 사랑 it up the shitter

장미 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

장미 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

장미 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

장미 are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

장미 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 제비, 삼키기 it down

장미 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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41 ways to annoy your parents

posted by chowjoyi

41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If 당신 have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your 프렌즈 come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary 프렌즈 that 당신 ask their opinion of everything.

7. After 당신 have your bath, 덮개, 랩 a bath towel around 당신 and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...