HEY! What do 당신 think you're doing!?
???: Excuse us, but the administrators of 팬팝 have told us to lock 당신 in here. But have no worries, for we have given 당신 a fun task to work on while they want 당신 trapped in here!
Oh yeah. Because solitary confinement is so much fun. >.<
???: They want 당신 to jot down any and all thoughts that come open your mind. Let us know when you've gone insane! :)
*Door Slams*
That was the worst fuckin' prologue ever. 1/10 for character development, and 0/10 for kindness.
Well, since I have nothing else to do, here it goes. I suppose.
Wait a minute, I might be able to make a beat out of that! One second, please...
♫I said here it goes, I suppose, because lord knows that this assignment is a load of toads!♫
Ah, screw that. This is why I never became a rapper. :P
...But what if KONATA IZUMI FROM LUCKY 별, 스타 WAS A RAPPER!?
Who am I kidding, that's the worst idea I've had all year. Fuckin' weeaboo trash.
....Why am I here?
....What is my purpose in life?
And most importantly, why am I still a virgin?
...The time is 4:32 PM and I wanna hang myself.
Haha, I still remember back in the 일 when people would do those jump-scare videos. Just reminds me, that's all.
Ooh, I 사랑 this song! link
I will literally drive 당신 to delirium 의해 making 당신 think whether 또는 not the video is a jump-scare. Just havin' some fun. :)
Which is clearly not as abundant in this prison cell as I would've wanted. :P
???: Hey, you! In there, have 당신 got a moment?
Sure, and take your damn time. Bring me a 피자 while you're at it, not like I have anything else to do.
???: Thanks, and sure...So what exactly are 당신 doing in here?
I dunno, some nimrods told me to think of 랜덤 shit in here. Not that it's my definition of entertaining. *Nibbles on Pizza*
???: Hey, mind if I 가입하기 you? I just ran away from an asylum, so I'm pretty fresh on ideas! Name's Wesley, nice to meet'cha! :)
Man, I'm making some FINE 프렌즈 today. :P
Wesley: Hey, have 당신 ever wondered what it would be like if a giant blue flying 피자 took control of a 상단, 맨 위로 secret terrorist organization in 2093 while simultaneously 노래 a pop song and whipping an innocent VHS Player?
...Just what in the FUCK did 당신 guys talk about in that asylum again?
Wesley: Nothing too out of the ordin-AH!
*Throws Out Window*
And DON'T COME BACK!
Wesley: Man, they don't pay me enough for this. @___@
They don't pay 당신 at all, haha!
So anyway...Fuck, has it only been an hour? Something please happen already!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
He-hey, that plot manipulation though! WHO'S THE MAN? ;)
Fanpop: This is the 팬팝 staff, put'cher hands in the air!
♫Like 당신 don't care, gliiiide 의해 the people as they start to look and stare! :D♫
*Chock Guns*
Huh, I guess they're not a 팬 of Cameo. :P
Fanpop: Now give us your wallet!
...You're actually serious? That thing's 더 많이 empty than Russia's economy after the first World War!
Fanpop: Okay, now you're going to die.
Wait, the 팬팝 staff is made up of Russians?
Fanpop: Больно, ублюдок, мальчики!
FUCK! If only I had the script of this ahead of time. Now I know not to make references to history ever again. 당신 hearing this, Mauserfan?
*Approximately .000001 초 later....*
JESUS, do they know how to tie 당신 up quickly 또는 what? If only they were that fast in bed, haha!
*Throws in decayed chamber filled with rats*
Fanpop: Now STAY in there!
Sure thing, but 당신 forgot something...
Fanpop: ?
You're not Fanpop, you're just some corrupted copy of them!
Fanpop: How dare 당신 accuse us of not being the REAL Fanpop!
Guys, give it up. I mean, 당신 all have mustaches that would make Mario jealous.
Fanpop: Yeah, so what?
Alright, fine. Can 당신 tell me when 팬팝 was created?
Fanpop: Uhh, in 1996-
*SLAM*
AND STAY OUT! ;)
Wesley: How's it goin', 당신 guys got thrown out too? XD
Fanpop: Мы бы сошли с рук, если бы не это вмешательство в Смерть!
Now, to finish this article. It should be something dramatic, like...a POEM! Yeah, channel my inner Edgar Allen Poe. The girls'll be all over me.
A Maniac's Thoughts, A Maniac's Thoughts
Oh how they got so 로스트 in the plot
To their own demise have I seen
How surprisingly fun of an afternoon that this has bean
What, you're telling me that 콩 doesn't count, be quiet!
One 더 많이 word outta 당신 and I'll start a riot!
Like that one Three Days Grace song, but I digress
...Man, this is one weird fucking article, no contest
Anyway, I gotta go now, and no offense to the Russians!
Then again, it's the Internet, they've already started the hate discussions
Being complete assholes, and 연기 like tools
I shall leave on this note:
APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!
???: Excuse us, but the administrators of 팬팝 have told us to lock 당신 in here. But have no worries, for we have given 당신 a fun task to work on while they want 당신 trapped in here!
Oh yeah. Because solitary confinement is so much fun. >.<
???: They want 당신 to jot down any and all thoughts that come open your mind. Let us know when you've gone insane! :)
*Door Slams*
That was the worst fuckin' prologue ever. 1/10 for character development, and 0/10 for kindness.
Well, since I have nothing else to do, here it goes. I suppose.
Wait a minute, I might be able to make a beat out of that! One second, please...
♫I said here it goes, I suppose, because lord knows that this assignment is a load of toads!♫
Ah, screw that. This is why I never became a rapper. :P
...But what if KONATA IZUMI FROM LUCKY 별, 스타 WAS A RAPPER!?
Who am I kidding, that's the worst idea I've had all year. Fuckin' weeaboo trash.
....Why am I here?
....What is my purpose in life?
And most importantly, why am I still a virgin?
...The time is 4:32 PM and I wanna hang myself.
Haha, I still remember back in the 일 when people would do those jump-scare videos. Just reminds me, that's all.
Ooh, I 사랑 this song! link
I will literally drive 당신 to delirium 의해 making 당신 think whether 또는 not the video is a jump-scare. Just havin' some fun. :)
Which is clearly not as abundant in this prison cell as I would've wanted. :P
???: Hey, you! In there, have 당신 got a moment?
Sure, and take your damn time. Bring me a 피자 while you're at it, not like I have anything else to do.
???: Thanks, and sure...So what exactly are 당신 doing in here?
I dunno, some nimrods told me to think of 랜덤 shit in here. Not that it's my definition of entertaining. *Nibbles on Pizza*
???: Hey, mind if I 가입하기 you? I just ran away from an asylum, so I'm pretty fresh on ideas! Name's Wesley, nice to meet'cha! :)
Man, I'm making some FINE 프렌즈 today. :P
Wesley: Hey, have 당신 ever wondered what it would be like if a giant blue flying 피자 took control of a 상단, 맨 위로 secret terrorist organization in 2093 while simultaneously 노래 a pop song and whipping an innocent VHS Player?
...Just what in the FUCK did 당신 guys talk about in that asylum again?
Wesley: Nothing too out of the ordin-AH!
*Throws Out Window*
And DON'T COME BACK!
Wesley: Man, they don't pay me enough for this. @___@
They don't pay 당신 at all, haha!
So anyway...Fuck, has it only been an hour? Something please happen already!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
He-hey, that plot manipulation though! WHO'S THE MAN? ;)
Fanpop: This is the 팬팝 staff, put'cher hands in the air!
♫Like 당신 don't care, gliiiide 의해 the people as they start to look and stare! :D♫
*Chock Guns*
Huh, I guess they're not a 팬 of Cameo. :P
Fanpop: Now give us your wallet!
...You're actually serious? That thing's 더 많이 empty than Russia's economy after the first World War!
Fanpop: Okay, now you're going to die.
Wait, the 팬팝 staff is made up of Russians?
Fanpop: Больно, ублюдок, мальчики!
FUCK! If only I had the script of this ahead of time. Now I know not to make references to history ever again. 당신 hearing this, Mauserfan?
*Approximately .000001 초 later....*
JESUS, do they know how to tie 당신 up quickly 또는 what? If only they were that fast in bed, haha!
*Throws in decayed chamber filled with rats*
Fanpop: Now STAY in there!
Sure thing, but 당신 forgot something...
Fanpop: ?
You're not Fanpop, you're just some corrupted copy of them!
Fanpop: How dare 당신 accuse us of not being the REAL Fanpop!
Guys, give it up. I mean, 당신 all have mustaches that would make Mario jealous.
Fanpop: Yeah, so what?
Alright, fine. Can 당신 tell me when 팬팝 was created?
Fanpop: Uhh, in 1996-
*SLAM*
AND STAY OUT! ;)
Wesley: How's it goin', 당신 guys got thrown out too? XD
Fanpop: Мы бы сошли с рук, если бы не это вмешательство в Смерть!
Now, to finish this article. It should be something dramatic, like...a POEM! Yeah, channel my inner Edgar Allen Poe. The girls'll be all over me.
A Maniac's Thoughts, A Maniac's Thoughts
Oh how they got so 로스트 in the plot
To their own demise have I seen
How surprisingly fun of an afternoon that this has bean
What, you're telling me that 콩 doesn't count, be quiet!
One 더 많이 word outta 당신 and I'll start a riot!
Like that one Three Days Grace song, but I digress
...Man, this is one weird fucking article, no contest
Anyway, I gotta go now, and no offense to the Russians!
Then again, it's the Internet, they've already started the hate discussions
Being complete assholes, and 연기 like tools
I shall leave on this note:
APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!
there's something
steals your 심장 and mine
that's not fine
it steals your smile
and takes 당신 away for mile
breaks your dream away
why does it just leave 당신 away
apart from 당신 way
what can i say
is pray ,pray
do what 당신 사랑 for sure
it will come closer 더 많이 and 더 많이
it doesn't let 당신 look for
what 당신 are searching for
i said again what do 당신 want to do
and say hoo ,hooo
bordem go away
bordem go away
fight a lot they
당신 should stay and
say say say say
bordem go away
bordem go away
bordem go away
steals your 심장 and mine
that's not fine
it steals your smile
and takes 당신 away for mile
breaks your dream away
why does it just leave 당신 away
apart from 당신 way
what can i say
is pray ,pray
do what 당신 사랑 for sure
it will come closer 더 많이 and 더 많이
it doesn't let 당신 look for
what 당신 are searching for
i said again what do 당신 want to do
and say hoo ,hooo
bordem go away
bordem go away
fight a lot they
당신 should stay and
say say say say
bordem go away
bordem go away
bordem go away