Instead of 우유 and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that 당신 think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
Keep an angry 황소, 불 in your living room. If 당신 think a 황소, 불 goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."
Leave a note 의해 the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some 우유 and a loaf of 빵 on his way home.
Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.
While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.
Leave a plate filled with 쿠키 and a glass of 우유 out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy :)" Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim 우유 in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa :("
Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
Leave out a copy of your 크리스마스 list with last-minute changes and corrections.
While he's in the house, cover the 상단, 맨 위로 of the chimney with barbed wire.
Leave lots of hunting trophies and 총 out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and 불, 화재 a gun.
Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
Set a 곰 trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.
Instead of ornaments, decorate your 나무, 트리 with Easter eggs.
Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."
While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
Keep an angry 황소, 불 in your living room. If 당신 think a 황소, 불 goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."
Leave a note 의해 the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some 우유 and a loaf of 빵 on his way home.
Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.
While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.
Leave a plate filled with 쿠키 and a glass of 우유 out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy :)" Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim 우유 in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa :("
Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
Leave out a copy of your 크리스마스 list with last-minute changes and corrections.
While he's in the house, cover the 상단, 맨 위로 of the chimney with barbed wire.
Leave lots of hunting trophies and 총 out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and 불, 화재 a gun.
Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
Set a 곰 trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.
Instead of ornaments, decorate your 나무, 트리 with Easter eggs.
Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."