10. Tell a 랜덤 person 당신 사랑 them
9. go up to a worker and ask them 랜덤 questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big 또는 for guys just a 랜덤 bra and ask a worker how 당신 look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a 랜덤 person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat 음식 before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the 상단, 맨 위로 of your lungs
9. go up to a worker and ask them 랜덤 questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big 또는 for guys just a 랜덤 bra and ask a worker how 당신 look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a 랜덤 person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat 음식 before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the 상단, 맨 위로 of your lungs
DEMENTED POEMS
장미 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
장미 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
장미 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits
장미 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 당신 사랑 it up the shitter
장미 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
장미 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
장미 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
장미 are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
장미 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 제비, 삼키기 it down
장미 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
장미 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
장미 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
장미 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits
장미 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 당신 사랑 it up the shitter
장미 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
장미 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
장미 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
장미 are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
장미 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 제비, 삼키기 it down
장미 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while 이전 and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask 당신 somethingand i want 당신 to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how 당신 feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want 당신 to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi 또는 Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask 당신 somethingand i want 당신 to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how 당신 feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want 당신 to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi 또는 Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? 당신 know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let 당신 go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are 당신 enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling 당신 how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? 당신 know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let 당신 go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are 당신 enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling 당신 how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End