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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated 의해 you.
I was so 마법에 걸린 사랑 의해 your beauty that I ran into that 벽 over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime 당신 passed by, just so I could stare at 당신 a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but 당신 owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
당신 look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do 당신 have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do 당신 have a map? I'm getting 로스트 in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to 당신 cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that 당신 made me forget my pickup line.
당신 shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a 별, 스타 for every time 당신 brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
당신 know you're in 사랑 when 당신 can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if 당신 had an extra 심장 mine seems to have been stolen
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good 당신 look.
Me without 당신 is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby 또는 is that just my 심장 taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the 일 my children were born, the 일 I got married, and the 일 that I met you.
Are 당신 from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are 당신 an interior decorator? When i saw 당신 the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if 당신 were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
당신 must be a hell of a thief because 당신 스톨, 훔친 my 심장 from across the room.
Do 당신 have a twin sister? Then 당신 must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
당신 look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If 당신 were a booger I'd pick 당신 first.
Do 당신 know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I 사랑 you.
Excuse me, I think 당신 have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask 당신 out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, 당신 must be the prime rib.
Are 당신 로스트 ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make 당신 the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My 사랑 for 당신 is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
저기요 baby you're so fine 당신 make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet 당신 $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do 당신 have the time? [Tells 당신 the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would 당신 grab my arm so I can tell my 프렌즈 I've been touched 의해 an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I seem to have 로스트 my phone number. Can I have yours?

Hello are 당신 married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear 당신 say "happily".
당신 are like a 캔디 bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask 당신 how 당신 looked!
Did 당신 clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when 당신 left it?
Did 당신 fart, cause 당신 blew me away.
I don't have a 도서관, 라이브러리 card, but do 당신 mind if I check 당신 out?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that 천사 could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
당신 are so fine, I wish I could plant 당신 and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because 당신 are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause 당신 just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but 당신 dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are 당신 going to 키스 me 또는 do I have to lie to my diary?
Are 당신 cold? 당신 look like 당신 could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
당신 know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, 당신 put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy 당신 a drink 또는 do 당신 just want the money?
Did the sun come out 또는 did 당신 just smile at me?
So there 당신 are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do 당신 believe in 사랑 at first sight, 또는 should I walk 의해 again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when 당신 have a weak heart.
당신 see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if 당신 think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed 당신 noticing me and I just wanted to give 당신 notice that I noticed 당신 too.
(As she is leaving) 저기요 aren't 당신 forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When 당신 fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were 당신 talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know 우유 does a body good, but baby, how much have 당신 been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a 집 run with you.
I'm new in town. Could 당신 give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If 당신 were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was 당신 father an alien? Because there's nothing else like 당신 on Earth!
What time do 당신 have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no 프레드 Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this 좌석 taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone 스톨, 훔친 the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[Look at her 셔츠 label.] When they say, "What are 당신 doing?" 당신 respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm 로스트 at sea.
당신 know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My name isn't Elmo, but 당신 can tickle me any time 당신 want to.
당신 be the Dairy 퀸 and I'll be your Burger King: 당신 treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing 또는 loving you, I would say "I 사랑 you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because 당신 are soooo sweet!
I'm not trying to impress 당신 또는 anything, but... I'm Batman!
당신 must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
당신 must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do 당신 know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was showing off.
당신 must be a Snickers, because 당신 satisfy me.
Are 당신 a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because 당신 are the bomb.
Are 당신 religious? Cause 당신 are the 답변 to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, 당신 add meaning to my life!
Baby, 당신 are so fine I could put 당신 on a plate and sop 당신 up with a biscuit.
Is there a 무지개, 레인 보우 today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
당신 remind me of a magnet, because 당신 sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, 또는 are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are 당신 taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will 당신 키스 it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right 다음 to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of 당신 wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a 별, 스타 for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at 당신 with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
How much does a polar 곰 weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that 당신 사랑 me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, 또는 cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
저기요 baby. 당신 got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do 당신 pick 'Do 당신 come here often?', 'What's your sign?', 또는 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
(hold out hand) Would 당신 hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time 다음 년 let’s be laughing together.
Didn't I see 당신 on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want 당신 to think I'm ridiculous 또는 anything, but 당신 are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have 당신 always been this cute, 또는 did 당신 have to work at it?
저기요 baby, 당신 must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, 당신 turn me on!
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did 당신 get such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad 일 and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would 당신 smile for me?
I hope 당신 know CPR, cuz 당신 take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do 당신 do for a living?
If I told 당신 that 당신 had a great body, would 당신 hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here 또는 is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and 당신 are...gorgeous!
So, what do 당신 do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were 당신 arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
Ya know, 당신 look really hot! 당신 must be real reason for global warming.
당신 are the reason men fall in love.
당신 know the 더 많이 I drink, the prettier 당신 get!
당신 know, I would die happy if I saw 당신 naked just once!
당신 know, 당신 might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
당신 look like my third wife. [how many time have 당신 been married?] Twice.
당신 make me melt like hot 퍼지 on a sundae.
당신 should be someone's wife.
Were 당신 in Boy Scouts? Because 당신 sure have tied my 심장 in a knot.
Are 당신 as beautiful on the inside as 당신 are on the outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! 당신 look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're so hot 당신 would make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm 글쓰기 a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
If god made any thing better than 당신 he keep it for him self.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, 당신 turn me on!
Hey, how did 당신 do that? (What?) Look so good?
Damn girl, 당신 have 더 많이 curves than a race track.
If 당신 stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, 당신 would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If God made anything 더 많이 pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
당신 are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
당신 look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Are 당신 a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
당신 are so beautiful that 당신 give the sun a reason to shine.
Do 당신 want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do 당신 bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Your 나귀, 엉덩이 is so nice that it is a shame that 당신 have to sit on it.
Someone should call the police, because 당신 just 스톨, 훔친 my heart!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. 당신 are on fire.
Baby, you're so hot, 당신 make the equator look like the north pole.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... 당신 just look hot to me.
I just got dumped, and I think that 당신 could make me feel better.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
당신 are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if 당신 were with me.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You're so hot, I bet 당신 could light a candle at 10 paces.
My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
저기요 baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
This isn't a 맥주 belly, It'a a fuel tank for a 사랑 machine.
I don't know you, but I think I 사랑 당신 already.
당신 know I'd like to invite 당신 over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
Is your name Summer? 'Cause 당신 are as hot as hell.
If I had to choose between one night with 당신 또는 winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
Do 당신 have any sunscreen? 'Cause 당신 are burning me up!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Stare at girl . ("What're 당신 staring at?")
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause 당신 sure are special.
If 당신 could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth 더 많이 than Fort Knox.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If 당신 were a 스테이크 당신 would be well done.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, 당신 rock me like a hurricane!
Can 당신 pull this heart-shaped 애로우 out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
당신 Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell 당신 that he needs my 심장 back.
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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as 당신 are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let 당신 see us cry, unless we want 당신 to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if 당신 are interested. But we will later deny it 또는 make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot 또는 sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for 당신 (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if 당신 don't like what we wear...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, 또는 to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get 당신 in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly 의해 giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the 다음 family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - 당신 may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin 캡, 모자 and feed him grapes when...
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found this on the web:


10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her 피자 cut into six pieces 또는 twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did 당신 get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office 부엌, 주방 one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make 당신 tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are 당신 remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with 당신 when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves 당신 more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her 프렌즈 say i 사랑 her 더 많이 than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask 당신 say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing 셔츠 sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...
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Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.

P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). 당신 may see some crossovers! XD




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