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posted by MissChicky97
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying 랜덤 stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some 랜덤 application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. 당신 have no means to do so. 당신 cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien 당신 know!!

Cleverbot: 당신 are a computer, how can 당신 사랑 a human being?

User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.

Cleverbot: Sure 당신 are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.

User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: SO this is Melody?

Cleverbot: You?

User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.

Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.

User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!

Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...

User: Oh, I don't think so.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have 당신 seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??

Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three 년 old!

User: I'm 903.

Cleverbot: What is your absolute 가장 좋아하는 piece of music?

User: That is not relevant... Have 당신 seen the alien??

Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.

User: 당신 sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....

Cleverbot: I'm positive 당신 are.

User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...

Cleverbot: Doctor!?

User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.

Cleverbot: But 당신 have all the time in the world.

User: That's true, but not right now.

Cleverbot: Where do 당신 live?

User: In the TARDIS.

Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?

User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.

Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!

User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...

Cleverbot: Are 당신 an agent.

User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.

Cleverbot: Can 당신 travel in the TARDIS.

User: All of time and space.

Cleverbot: Define technitian.

User: Honestly, I think 당신 can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.

Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.

User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.

Cleverbot: Well if 당신 are not a computer program, what are you?

User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..

Cleverbot: With the others?
저기요 everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these 인용구 are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the 배트맨 theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 프렌즈 in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours 의해 hooking a 캠코더 to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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posted by mehere
상단, 맨 위로 24 에미넴 song (random order)




who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope 당신 like this one better than the first one please leave a 코멘트 if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy 곰 and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and said it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy 곰 the sales man gave the girls the Teddy 곰 for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy 곰 evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy 곰 ontop of the book case...
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1. People are 더 많이 likely to tilt their heads to the right when 키싱 instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known 사랑 song was written 4,000 years 이전 and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term 사랑 relationships began with one 또는 both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in 사랑 can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...
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 Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current 상단, 맨 위로 11 female 'celebrities'.



1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I 사랑 this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; 에반에센스 wouldn't have ever been 에반에센스 without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big 팬 of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this list actually....
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posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear 슈퍼맨 pajamas. 슈퍼맨 wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a 심장 attack. His 심장 isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first 당신 don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on 불, 화재 with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
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posted by TruBerries
**Before I begin, I would like to say that I'm 글쓰기 this out of experience so y'all don't be thinking that I'm guessing, putting other people down who did 또는 are doing this, 또는 that I'm being absolutely rude about it, which I'm not.**

In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and 사랑 and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online....
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posted by Bella_Dhampir
1. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

2. "If 바비 인형 is so popular, why do 당신 have to buy her friends?"

3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)

4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)

5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)

6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)...
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posted by TVD_rocks
10. Sing “Bad Touch” 의해 the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

6. Whenever he complains 또는 argues, reply with “What are 당신 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

5.Ask him to be a gangsta with 당신 for Halloween

4. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile 또는 if it's just you.

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room 또는 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” 의해 Madonna.
posted by invadercalliope
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
이모 Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My 심장 is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its 사랑 i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My 프렌즈 call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not 이모 i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
posted by ShiningsTar542
There is a topless 사진 of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O

Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied 의해 some perverts with Photoshop.’

"The alleged 사진 of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” said her reps.

Now they are going to go after the people responsible.

Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...

source: TMZ

-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED 당신 NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY 당신 LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY 당신 ARE-Bruno...
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NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!





* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


* People who are willing to get off their arse to 검색 the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


* When people say "Oh 당신 just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if 당신 can't eat it?


* When people say "it's always the last place 당신 look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would 당신 keep...
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posted by karpach_13
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can 당신 tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The 조종간, 조이스틱 is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her 더 많이 attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do 당신 say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are 당신 boys all in the same band?
A3: Do 당신 guys all play for the Green 만, 베이 Packers?

Q: How do 당신 make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
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 Hayley
Hayley
WARNING:The following 기사 contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One 일 at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a 년 ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well 당신 don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James 당신 creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...
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1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou 봉고차, 반 je!

16. English -- I 사랑 you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...
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My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the 다음 thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just said that, I unlock the same apartment building...
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added by Mollymolata