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Hi

posted by Misharrypotter

*Gives 당신 a tissue*

*sniffles*
wildsharks responded to Izzery, 2 분 이전 via Formspring for iOS
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( 또는 better yet 당신 can 키스 me if 당신 make a shoot thatss better then the one I did *rolls off laughing*)

((*puts a 오리 behind 당신 ten miles away and shots at 당신 but a repeat of last time happens and it hits said duck* *smirks*))

responded to Gymleadermisty2, 3 분 ago( 당신 got a better change 키싱 me and not ending up dead then geting a a shoot that meant to be shoot)

((I know. *smirks mischiviously*))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 6 분 ago
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WHAT DO 당신 THINK WAS THE MOST EXCITING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?

The end.
ShinigamiWolfey responded to CARCINOGENOMES, 12 분 ago
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( .... Thats kids stuff , 키스 me and that 오리 is your head ¬_¬)

((...............I'm going to shot ya and miss again.))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 12 분 ago

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jbieber4realz Lol...Uh Are You 100% New here? √

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Funny Joke!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond 옮기기 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got 집 and found the wife preparing 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 더 많이 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she replies back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"

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Night Surgeon Lyrics

posted by twilight0girl

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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can 당신 forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the 거리 physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your 나귀, 엉덩이 like rembrandt!
Ha! 당신 Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when 당신 see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who 당신 are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what 당신 did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who 당신 are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...

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사랑 또는 Not?!!!

posted by Bibelot

Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic 초 line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying 당신 simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I 사랑 your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'

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23 랜덤 funny things to do at school .

posted by bellabrowneyes

found this stuff and i wanted to share with 당신 guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)

1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person 다음 to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your 질문 to the class.

6.Sit in...

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50 랜덤 Questions:

posted by ase

1. Do 당신 like pie?

2. Are you, 또는 have 당신 ever been a squirrel?

3. Are 당신 afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are 당신 a people person 또는 a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have 당신 ever wondered what it would be like if 당신 were an apple?

7. Have 당신 ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can 당신 get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have 당신 ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have 당신 ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do 당신 have a sword handy?

14. Do 당신 like pie?

15. Am I weird...

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15+ Ways To Annoy Your Dad!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him 당신 met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do 당신 listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him 의해 his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your 가장 좋아하는 guy[If 당신 hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson 또는 some who 당신 like ALLOT!]

9. Come 집 saying 당신 found your true...

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상단, 맨 위로 59 Jewish Ghetto names

posted by fencingrocks

No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If 당신 want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...

Mary Mary Quite Contrary meaning

posted by 1-2vampire

The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - 또는 Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row

We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening 또는 something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, 더 많이 commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...

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61 Funny excuses for not doing homework

posted by ilovetech29

just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped 의해 terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds 스톨, 훔친 it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket 스톨, 훔친 it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...

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50 Fun Things To Do at Walmart

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 분 intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people 당신 can get to 가입하기 in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department 의해 sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

Scanning The Void Fractal Art Composition

added by xzendor7

Source: Rolando Burbon aka Xzendor7

Tan lines

added by loonybug

Source: tumblr

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Hmm...

added by ladolcevita

Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last

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Things to do that Freak Parents Out (WARNING: ATTEMPT AT YOUR OWN RISK!)

posted by wolfgrrl

1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are 당신 doing?", say, "What are 당신 doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the 침상, 소파 until 당신 give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...

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상단, 맨 위로 60 Ghetto Bible Names

posted by TDAPlayer158

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60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. 퀸 Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS

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How Sexy Is Your Name?

posted by blaise_jez

I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R 엘 Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!

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20 Ways to Annoy a Public Bathroom Stallmate

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall 벽 and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 초 and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....

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50 Ways to Annoy People at the Movies!

posted by wild-bby

The List

1. Throw 팝콘 in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can 당신 fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling 팝콘 that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get 팝콘 yell, “I’m...

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Facts of the USA Did 당신 know......

posted by patrisha727

1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last 년 met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the 상단, 맨 위로 of a 마천루, 스카이 스크 래퍼 it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued 의해 the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most 인기 domestic trip activity 의해 American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...

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Boarding School (drama piece)

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started 글쓰기 it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if 당신 don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest 당신 don't read it. :)

[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your 프렌즈 and either forget all about us 또는 tell a story about the hideous freak 당신 met tonight. 당신 don’t know me, if 당신 did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have 프렌즈 - except my brother....