1. 당신 grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. 당신 take 사진 of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when 당신 sneeze.
5. 당신 don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at 스타벅스 and 당신 don’t even work there.
7. 당신 spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your 고양이 are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. 당신 can’t even remember your 초 cup.
10. 당신 can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. 당신 take 사진 of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when 당신 sneeze.
5. 당신 don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at 스타벅스 and 당신 don’t even work there.
7. 당신 spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your 고양이 are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. 당신 can’t even remember your 초 cup.
10. 당신 can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five 더 많이 songs, can 당신 believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even said that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her 다음 CD Rebecca promises to have a 더 많이 natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking 집 from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a 고래 drove 의해 in his sedan and said happy 할로윈 to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went 집 and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a 물고기 tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went 집 and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a 물고기 tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and 엘 then Mellow then Near!
I do 사랑 Misa though!
I 사랑 쌀 balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I 사랑 my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I 사랑 the colors: 라임 Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I 사랑 the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and 엘 then Mellow then Near!
I do 사랑 Misa though!
I 사랑 쌀 balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I 사랑 my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I 사랑 the colors: 라임 Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I 사랑 the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own 백조 costume. Look at my 주황색, 오렌지 beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here 당신 are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look 더 많이 ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own 백조 costume. Look at my 주황색, 오렌지 beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here 당신 are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look 더 많이 ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for 당신 then it is 더 많이 than possible that with a little time 당신 two can go back to being friends.
프렌즈 and just friends. 당신 must be clear about what 당신 want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be 프렌즈 with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what 당신 want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.
Give him space. If after some time apart 당신 still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then 당신 are ready to be 프렌즈 again!
-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some 프렌즈 and the 불, 화재 alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the 불, 화재 alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been 더 많이 funny to 당신 if 당신 *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop said this 기사 is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the 불, 화재 alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been 더 많이 funny to 당신 if 당신 *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop said this 기사 is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.
“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.
This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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