1. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
2. "If 바비 인형 is so popular, why do 당신 have to buy her friends?"
3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)
4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)
5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)
6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)
7. "I think the worst time to have a 심장 attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake 심장 attack." (Demetri Martin)
8. "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order." (Brian Pickrell)
9. "Me and 당신 is friends. 당신 smile... I smile. 당신 hurt... I hurt. 당신 cry... I cry. 당신 jump off bridge... I gonna miss your emails."
10. "'No comment' is a comment."
11. If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching 텔레비전 의해 candlelight. (George Gobal)
12. I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
13. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell 당신 why it isn't.
14. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
15. Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
16. I 사랑 deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
17. Last night, I lay in 침대 looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
18. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
19. Anyone who says "Easy as taking 캔디 from a baby" has never tried it.
20. This isn't a classroom. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
21. On average, people fear spiders 더 많이 than they do death.
2. "If 바비 인형 is so popular, why do 당신 have to buy her friends?"
3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)
4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)
5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)
6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)
7. "I think the worst time to have a 심장 attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake 심장 attack." (Demetri Martin)
8. "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order." (Brian Pickrell)
9. "Me and 당신 is friends. 당신 smile... I smile. 당신 hurt... I hurt. 당신 cry... I cry. 당신 jump off bridge... I gonna miss your emails."
10. "'No comment' is a comment."
11. If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching 텔레비전 의해 candlelight. (George Gobal)
12. I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
13. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell 당신 why it isn't.
14. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
15. Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
16. I 사랑 deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
17. Last night, I lay in 침대 looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
18. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
19. Anyone who says "Easy as taking 캔디 from a baby" has never tried it.
20. This isn't a classroom. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
21. On average, people fear spiders 더 많이 than they do death.
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because 당신 사랑 someone else doesn't mean 당신 have to break one 더 많이 heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how 당신 look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, 당신 can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if 당신 dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who 당신 want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when 당신 can enjoy being who 당신 are.
-Alana
if 당신 let yourself down, 당신 let everyone behind 당신 down.
-Alana
your first 사랑 will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because 당신 사랑 someone else doesn't mean 당신 have to break one 더 많이 heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how 당신 look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, 당신 can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if 당신 dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who 당신 want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when 당신 can enjoy being who 당신 are.
-Alana
if 당신 let yourself down, 당신 let everyone behind 당신 down.
-Alana
your first 사랑 will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana