SELLING CONDOMS!

THAT WAS A LIE AND I APOLOGIZE! MANY OF 당신 MUST PROBABLY HAVE BEEN EXPECTING SOMEONE ELSE!

WE HAVE WEENIES HOWEVER AND SPEAKING OF WHICH, LET ME TELL 당신 ABOUT OUR NOBLE PURPOSE!

WE STRIVE FOR TRUE LIBERATION! A WORLD BLESSED WITH ANARCHY AND THE FREEDOM THAT IS PROVIDED 의해 THE WEENIE!

''SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE ADULT BEHAVIOR'' IS NOTHING BUT A MEANS OF DECEPTION AND SUBJUGATION!

가입하기 US NOW AND SEE THE ONE TRUTH OF THE WORLD WITH YOUR VERY OWN EYES! NOW, PREACH!

ALL HAIL W E E N I E!

THOSE THAT COMPLY WILL GET TWO IN THE PRIZE OF ONE!