- Soo, what company is this again? *** - I`m sorry, I gotta admit that I`ve added some skills in my CV that I don`t actually have *** - Why do 당신 keep asking me all these questions? *** - So, when are 당신 going to start paying me? *** - My strongest abilities are eating a lot, drinking whole bottle of 맥주 in 10 초 and sleeping for 더 많이 than 20 hours. *** this was all random, but I have some job interviews probably coming up in near future, so I`m actually getting nervous when thinking of all the bs that I could possibly tell there. :D
Well don’t worry, I’ve only murdered a few, maybe 3 또는 4 people. I consider that quite a asset, don’t you?
I meet 당신 wife at the club last week. She’s a hottie, ain’t she? ;) ....wait what do 당신 mean? That’s your daughter? Oh I was expecting 당신 to be one of those guys who marries young-
-M’am, Sir...whatever 당신 are
I’d have to bring my 2 년 old to work with me. He gets into to much trouble at daycare. I call him ‘little Jack the Ripper’. It’s this cute thing he does; he tears up any documents he sees.
저기요 dood! Whut up my boss? Yo, so if y’all hire me, I got one thing. I need ta 샤워 here cuz my homies cut the watta bill. And if I stank, I stank. Don’t say nuttin.
Sooo.... I got this gas problem... don’t expect me to apologise. It’s the beans.
1: If this place has a super-strict dress code, my 나귀, 엉덩이 ain’t working here. 2: My boss better not be a dick to me. 3: How many breaks do I get? 4: How much do I get paid? 5: When do I get to leave this shithole and go have an actual life?
-My parents thought I should get a job. -I was fired from my last job because I would always show up late when I was supposed to be working. -I plan on getting 의해 based on my looks. -I hope to not be at this job in 5 years. -I don't like talking to people.
#1: Sorry I'm late, your wife took longer than I expected #2: I actually hate this place. #3: Fuck me it's cold outside. Fuck. #4: Your hot lady. #5: (burp)
