JOKES CONTEST!

After a lot of PICTURE CONTESTS.........lets 옮기기 on to JOKES CONTESTS!
The rule is simple............post a funny joke with a funny picture 의해 1st June 2015
PRIZES:
1st - 10 PROPS + 1 FAN
2nd - 8 PROPS
3rd- 5 PROPS
WINNERS WILL BE DECLARED ON THE 랜덤 벽 ON 1st JUNE
Have Fun! :)
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Tomorrow it the first...
ZombieGirl997 posted over a year ago
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Dreamtime said:
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0.0 Hahaha!
MalloMar posted over a year ago
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haha :p
Dreamtime posted over a year ago
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XD
blackpanther666 posted over a year ago
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xD nice
Nick3600 posted over a year ago
luckyPink said:
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some 더 많이 butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need 더 많이 butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get 더 많이 BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! 당신 NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are 당신 CRAZY? Have 당신 로스트 your mind? Don't forget to salt them. 당신 know 당신 always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show 당신 what it feels like when I'm driving."

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 A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some 더 많이 butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need 더 많이 butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get 더 많이 BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! 당신 NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are 당신 CRAZY? Have 당신 로스트 your mind? Don't forget to salt them. 당신 know 당신 always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show 당신 what it feels like when I'm driving."
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*Yawns* Nice history lesson !!!
Uaan posted over a year ago
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I know right? Its 4 u.
luckyPink posted over a year ago
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Uaan ur fav subject is history. So then why r u yawning?
KittyBlue posted over a year ago
ZombieGirl997 said:
2 Blondes are trying to unlock there 바꿀 수 있는, 컨버터블 with a Coathanger the blonde with it in her hand stops to check her makeup, the other blonde yells "Hurry up, it's going to rain and the 상단, 맨 위로 is down"
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 2 Blondes are trying to unlock there 바꿀 수 있는, 컨버터블 with a Coathanger the blonde with it in her hand stops to check her makeup, the other blonde yells "Hurry up, it's going to rain and the 상단, 맨 위로 is down"
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And no Haters because I am very blonde. Natural blonde!
ZombieGirl997 posted over a year ago
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WoW , i bet 당신 look very beautiful and what color your eyes are ?
Uaan posted over a year ago
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Then never mind. XD
ZombieGirl997 posted over a year ago
Ichigo127 said:
Two men walked into a bar


the third was a duck...
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 Two men walked into a bar the third was a duck...
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????
Uaan posted over a year ago
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It's Archer. LOL
ZombieGirl997 posted over a year ago
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:D
Ichigo127 posted over a year ago
Frozengirl11 said:
Here's my all time famous joke:

Why did the golfer wear a 초 pair of pants?



Because he got a hole in one!!!!


No pic, sorry!:'(
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Nick3600 said:
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I said, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" as I unplugged his life support.
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 My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I said, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" as I unplugged his life support.
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True-Finn-Fan said:


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LMAO
Ichigo127 posted over a year ago
boytoy_84 said:
브로콜리 looking like a tree, 호두, 월 넛 looking like a brain, hmmm.... what about the mushroom? :D
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 브로콜리 looking like a tree, 호두, 월 넛 looking like a brain, hmmm.... what about the mushroom? :D
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HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahah
ZombieGirl997 posted over a year ago
KittyBlue said:
Check the funny jokes in these links:
link
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 Check the funny jokes in these links: http://www.tag-pictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/funny-english-jokes-pictures-tag.png https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a3/e9/9a/a3e99a56ac01b978dea0270dfcebb580.png
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Plz also check the one written in black.
KittyBlue posted over a year ago
Addika4045 said:
(wakes up to realize he is still just a cat and NOT a Nascar racer)
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 (wakes up to realize he is still just a cat and NOT a Nascar racer)
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XD
MalloMar posted over a year ago
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