당신 stepped on your pet! How 당신 feel?

OH MY GOD BABY, I'M SO SORRY, ARE 당신 OKAY???? I'M SO SORRY SWEEETIE COME HERE LET ME 사랑 당신 BABY

Me: Aww crud. I'm so sorry. *hugs* I didn't see 당신 there.
Doberman:

Me:-steps on cat's tail- Oh,crap!!!I'm so sorry!

Cat:-no reaction-

Me:Thank God!!

*TWO DAYS LATER*

Me:-wakes up in the morning,about to walk down stair,trips over cat that just happens to be sitting there,falls down stairs and breaks arm-
OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!! >3<

Cat:Revenge,bitch!! >:D

Me:I said I was sorry... ;_;

Fearful... This is what happened when I stepped on my cat yesterday:

Me: *steps on my cat's tail* Shit shit shit shit shit shit! Im s-

My cat: 당신 FUKKAHH! *scratch*

Me: Owwww...

*Stares at it.*

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I have a pet..?

Me: *Wakes up in the morning* Ugh, I'm still little tired.... *Starts waddling around* *Accidentally steps on Yorkie*

Yorkie: I'll faking smash ya m8!

Me: Baby please! I'm sorry!

Yorkie: Too late motherfucker!

Me: OH NOES, HALP!

I-I don't have pet though. e___e
Poke it...I guess?

me: oh fuck!!! shit.. i didn't see 당신 there

cat : *runs away like a maniac*

me: ..... ._. ok

i told 당신 not to sit in the middle of the room LOOOOOL XD

*Walks around* *Steps on cat's tail*

Me: Crap,crap i'm so sorry i didn't mean t-

Cat: *Stares at me* How dare you? Scratching mode, activate! *Claws come out*

Me: No!!!!! I'm so sorry!!!! *Running around in circles*

When did I get a pet...

It's probably on my cat Maka, who runs up underneath people and then stops, so hey, she asked for it.
Still feel bad, though. *picks up and cradles*

*Steps on Pewdiepie*
Me: *steps on even harder*

pets fault for being in the wrong place at the wrong time .

I have done that about 50 times to my cat at the beginning it was "oh I'm sorry" now I generally act like this.
Cat: HISSSSSSSS!
Me: Get the F*Ck out of my way