Share a story?

>Go into my room
>Go onto the computer
>See a thread asking to share a story
>Forget every interesting thing that has ever happened to me.

Here is the story of how I found my dog Sparta!


when i was walking up a hiking trail with my mom i heard a dog cry! i looked around and didnt notice aything at first, but then i saw a little dog tail behind a 부시, 부시 대통령은 다음 to the fence! i walked over and saw her head stuck in the fence she was bleeding too! i called my mom over and then we took her head out carfully and took her to the vet! the vet told us that if we wouldnt of found her she probably would have died! i started to cry really bad! she is okay now! She is now 4 months old

I met Keith when i was 19, a few weeks after i moved to Ireland, he always flirted with me and gave me big tips, i wanted to ask him, i never did because i though he was gay, so one night after my shift he asked me to stay and have a few drinks with him, then we got drunk and slept together, and he though he got my pregnant so we dated for 3 months, and when we found out i wasn't, we still dated because it was fun~


that is the story of how Keith and i met, how Keith and I 로스트 our virginity. .3.

Ahem...


*Me and Jada Are Walking 2 School*
Me: Why Is School So far Away?
Jada:Ikr
*Noland comes up and hits me on the shoulder*
Noland:WHAT!
*I try 2 hit him back*
Ray: No don't him hit.He my Homie
*I start Jumping*
Me: Omg Your Ray-Ray!!!!!!
Ray:Yeah,Lets Talk
Me:Kk
. . .
Me: Wow,I Wish I had A 타코
Ray:Me 2
Me: I Know A Great Place 2 Get a 타코
Ray:Really?
Me Yeah, *Looks From side 2 side* Lets Ditch School and get taco's
Ray:Sure
. . .
Me:......And That Fat Black Guy was all *Says In Deep Voice* What Yall Kids Doing here???
Ray:Yeah And 당신 was all *says in high pitch voice* Cuz We Want 2
Me: LOL
*Mrs.Barnes walks up 2 us*
Barnes:Why did 당신 Kids Ditch School?!
Me:Um....We Brought U a 타코
Barnes:K Sweet
*Barnes Leaves*
Ray: 저기요 That was My 타코
Me:I'll Get 당신 A Nother 1
Ray: kk
Me: Were's Jada?
Ray:Idk
Me: Oh There she Is
*Jada Walks Over*
Jada:Heyyyyyy!
Ray:Hi
Me:Yo
Jada: -_-
Me:Ha
*Princeton Walks Up*
Prince:Hey Yall
Me:S'up
Ray:Lol
Jada:Hehe
Ray: Were's Prod and Roc
Me:Either Hunting 4 There Staker girl 또는 Running from there stalker girl
Ray:Uhh
*Vicki sreams then runs*
Vicki: Roc Were R u I just saw u Babyyy
Prince,Jada,Ray,Me:Uhhhh
*Prod comes Out Of No were*
Prod:Hey Keisha Said we G2g
*Roc Comes*
Roc:...
Prince:Okay Well Bye Then
Jada,Me:Bye Yall
Ray:Bye
Prod:Bye
Roc:....*makes Peace Sign With Hand*

우유 Story (it's pointless)

Many years ago, I would buy a half-gallon of 우유 on a weekly basis. My husband was the only one who really drank it, and this was before kids. Every week I bought a bottle regardless. One 일 when he really had nothing to do, he decided to clean the fridge. I was upstairs studying. I soon heard some falling sounds, and then gagging. And I'm laughing now as I type this. It wasn't enough to simply check the dates, he actually opened up the bottles to check how bad they smelled. I stood there and laughed while he tried to yell at my while gagging from the 사워, 사 우 어 우유 smell.

If 당신 like this story, I've got one about a 간물, 피 클 jar. Honest, it's not obscene.

this is mine story/short

when i was little i went down stairs and i say my dad almost killed my mom with a knif so i said stop and i ran up stairs



4 this 일 my dad and mom broke apart and i life with my sister

It's the weekend...i finally have free time to write in my note book. I just 사랑 writing...and my note book is somewhat special. I also bought 더 많이 apples today...because I mean... a whole bag disappears in a day. I have a large appetite.. *cough* In any case I'm off to continue 글쓰기 in my Death No- er...note book. *walks away quickly*

Once upon a time, 당신 died. The end. >:D

....people
and i..too much hate.

the end.

Once upon a time, there was an ugly ba-- //shotwithsilverware