What's your 가장 좋아하는 cheesy pick-up line?

My boyfriend has a tendency to send me stupid, hilarious pick up lines so I have quite a few.

"Are 당신 an overdo book? Cause you've got FINE written all over you."
"Do 당신 have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"The only thing I want between 당신 and me is latex."

And, the best...

"Are 당신 a general? Because you're making my privates stand at attention!"

XD

I don't pay attention to pick-up lines.
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the super long "hello"
and if that doesn't count then that really stupid heaven line *pity laugh*

Are 당신 로스트 ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Do 당신 have a map? I just keep on getting 로스트 in your eyes.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here

Was 당신 father an alien? Because there's nothing else like 당신 on Earth!

See this pin? I want to prick 당신 with it to see if 당신 truly do bleed sunshine.

(hold out hand) Would 당신 hold this for me while I go for a walk?


I admit that last one was kinda cute xD

America's Failed Pick-Up Lines

저기요 baby! How would 당신 like to stimulate MY ECONOMY?

RING RING Geography called! Wondering why your not on 상단, 맨 위로 of me yet!

How would 당신 like to stay on MY FLORIDA tonight hmmmm?

Do 당신 work for Subway? Cause you're giving me a foot long (;