What's The Most Funniest, Weirdest Dream You've Had?

I was sitting on the 잔디 노래 this song with this bunny.

I'm sure most of 당신 have seen the Jamster commercial for this ringtone.

i dreamed i was sleeping 다음 to Ciel. He had wings..and Sebastian was standing 다음 to the door,holding a stack of books. Then i ran out of 침대 but bumped into sebastian. Then i woke up.

Scooby Doo and Ringo Starr were married and Ringo was pregnant with a baby chicken and I was at the baby 샤워 for the chicken....


WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?! XDXDXD

At first, I was running from the guards from Aladdin, then I ran into a room where I was then dancing with Artie in the 음악 video for "Keep Holding On". I then woke up to my little sisters 노래 "Keep Holding On" on the wii(we have the 글리 kareoke game), which probably
explains why my dream ended with me dancing with Artie to "Keep Holding On".

I had a dream where I was walking around in the woods outside my house, and I stopped at my 가장 좋아하는 spot and turned on my iPod and started dancing to a song that I don't even like, when Lady Gaga emerges out of the woods like those dumb 뱀파이어 in Twilight, stopped, looked at me, and said "Aaaahh. 당신 brought a snack!"
And I said, "Yeah! I sure did!" and I handed her a bag of Lays when I was like "... Who ARE you?"
And she said "I'm Lady Gaga! Can't 당신 tell?!?"
And I told her to prove it.
And so, she said "FINE! I WILL!"
And then she was dancing to Can't Be Tamed 의해 Miley Cyrus...
And I says to her I says, "... that's not even your song."
And then she shot me with the number 5 somehow.

... My mind is... Odd... XD

Had a dream I got turned into a 타코 and micheal jackson was trying to eat me...D:

당신 really don't wanna know XD

Omg I will never forget this dream;

It was 5th graduation and all of my classmates and I rode the Tower of Terror (in 디즈니 World). Then afterward there was a party at my house, and everyone was sitting at a bar in the middle of my living room eating Subway subs. Every now and then Micheal Jackson's pale scary face would pop up from outside in the window looking at all of us. Then someone shouted, "Hes out! Run for your lives!" and all of a sudden all the lights in my house went out and everyone hid. If 당신 were found, a giant venus flytrap would eat you, so it was likea game of "Hide and Seek of Death".

But it was a cool dream despite how odd it was :)

i had a dream that i walked into the forest and saw the slender man break dancing with my grandma. when i saw my grandma break dancing, i said "grandma, stop break dancing and make me something to eat!" and she said, "Knock it off Napoleon, make yourself a dang quesidilla!" and my name isn't even Napoleon! figures, i watched Napoleon Dynamite before i went to 침대 that night.

I was sitting in a hole in the 벽 smoking weed while Harry Potter repeatedly shot me with a shotgun, but the bullets were the red birds from angry birds and did absolutely nothing to me.


I'm so fucked up....

i dont know i been having strang dream about my crush sciene i found that crazy pic on 페이스북 and put it on 팬팝 please sont try to go to my name and look at it

The weirdest dream I had?
Hmm...
Well...
I was invited to a party 의해 Miley Cyrus and she was my friend is school so she just had a friday party because friday is her 가장 좋아하는 weekend and so she invited me to her party -- WAIT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU! I WAS A NERD IN MY DREAM!
Okay back to my story -- and everyone was looking like "You invite HER to your party"
And I saw a cute guy but he didn't like me.
He liked cute girls.
BTW the cute guy I liked name is Marcus.
Any way, another nerd (like I was in my dream) like me.
And his name was Charlie.
CHARLIE SHEEN!
JUST KIDDING!
His name was Charlie Griffin.
LOL WHAT IF IT WAS CHARLIE BROWN!
Back to the story -- He just stared at me like with a look like "She looks beautiful"
I waved hi and he waved back.
Miley said "Hey 당신 look -- well --
I said I know terrbile!
Miley said "Well I was gonna say, not cool.
I said oh, well thanks for putting in a nice way!
She said "Your welcome!"
She took me upstairs and Charlie was looking at me like WOW!
So she took me to her room and said "Hey 당신 can borrow my clothes!"
I said "WOW NICE CLOTHING!"
She said "Thanks! I like to party in the U.S.A!"
I said "Lol!"
She said "Alright so for the party, 당신 can borrow the CUTEST outfit 당신 see in my closet."
I said "KK!"
I stopped. And found the CUTEST outfit EVER!
And then when I went downstairs, everyone was like, WOW!
And that guy I liked (Marcus) He gave me a 키스 on the cheek!
I giggled!
And then we played the wii!
Like Just Dance, Just Dance 2 and Just Dance 2 Summer party!
And then I woke up.
I gasped and I said "Wow... BEST DREAM EVER!"

I was doing the robot with Princess Celestia (from My Little Pony...) who was in a diaper to the tune of "Cosmic Love" 의해 Florence and The Machine in the middle of the forest. Then 슈렉 showed up and tried to force us to buy these talking burritos, so we ran and fell into this black hole and landed in Time Square. o__e What the fuck did I smoke that night.....

One of the wierdest dreams I've ever had was when The Powerpuff Girls were forcing me to eat salad

It was the weirdest Dream ever! but,I will not tell u it's so personal

its all black.
nothing surrounding me
just meh
then out of the blue
a gate that says:
"Thumb-World"
I'm like, "Ok...?"
and walk in
-Ok now imagine u giving a thumbs up, k got that?-
now there is a thumbs up without the arm
In Life-size
and they all had crazy eyes
like this one 의해 the door, had a leg coming out of his head, and on the nail part, is an eye
and the thumb with tht eye is like says,
"Help meeee! I am a poor thumb help meeee!"
and im like,
"U POOR THUMB! :'O"
and i run away to get him money
ok and there master is mario like Mario Galaxy ya know?
and there sport is golf, and so theres this thing were i have to drive a golf ball to hit a staute of all of the mario charaters running (but remember liike i said this is a stautue)
so i make it, and they give me 3 million dollars
i give a million to the poor thumb, and i spend the rest whereeva, then i say to the poor, but now rich thumb,
"I gtg bye" and he starts to cry
and i leave and then its all blank and i wake up



weird... ik

Nothing as wrong as that unless 당신 count the one where I had sex with Michael Imperioli in a church.