what is the weirdest sentence u said 또는 someone said 2 u????

Here's a few
1. So 예수님 dressed in drag and modeled for J.Lo. (me)
2. Hyper man is mine! (my friend Andrea, inside joke)
3. I have a crush on a snapping turtle. (me)
4.Nice drawing of Michael Jackson. (random kid, it wasn't Michael Jackson, it was my 가장 좋아하는 actress, Kathryn Erbe)

This still is the number one weirdest not to mention the stupidest line

'Girl, I 사랑 your skin tone. Like a piece of perfectly fried chicken'

Another time was when I was walking down the 거리 one drunk stumbles passed me, turns around and says, "Are 당신 wearing cones? I am!" I ran for my life.

Yeah....

"will u wash my frount tooth for me der" 굴, 덴 he put his tooth infrount of me haha

"Wow, you're the most normal person here!"

The wierdest thing I've ever said was "I like you." to some hopeful, hyper girl in my class who asked me if I liked her, please don't remind me of that nonsense, I don't know why I said that.
The wierdest thing anyone has ever said to me was "I 사랑 you." 의해 a few guys, who apparently thought it was funny because I was a resentful, anti-social, friendless girl who read too much and stayed away from everyone.

Hmmm... I have a list!:

1. I'm not as 랜덤 as I salad. (my friend)
2. You're a dead dog! (my other friend)
3. DEMENTED BATS FLY AWAY!!!! (me)
4. Can he get impaled 의해 a narwhal? (another friend)
5. My daughter-in-law is also my daughter because she's married to my other daughter... wait, huh? (yet another friend, talking about her fake family)
6. Yes, I am the stupid cat, she is the damn rat, that's the perverted dog, she's the stubborn horse, we don't have a nickname for her, but she's tiger girl, she's the violent boar, rabbit's somewhere over there, and you're the screwed-up god! (me, explaining our Fruits Basket family to the friend who said line #2)

An old friend said to me "Take off your shirt!" don't worry. It's not as weird as it sounds

A 랜덤 highschooler said to me and my 프렌즈 "Don't do school, and stay on drugs."

When I was in high school, some 랜덤 lady walked up to me in a store and said, "I 사랑 your costume!" It wasn't Halloween...I always wear my make-up like that!