What is the randomest/best/funniest fortune cookie fortune you've ever seen?

I've gotten 'Always borrow from procrastinators;they never expect anything back'.
 POPclogger216 posted over a year ago
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boolander25 said:
My brother got "You and your husband will be very happy in the future" and my sister got "Happy Wednesday" on a Wednesday.
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(1st) XD (2nd) Freaky.... Thank you!
POPclogger216 posted over a year ago
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LOL xD
Me_Iz_Here posted over a year ago
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(1st) ROFL
pumpkinqueen posted over a year ago
Me_Iz_Here said:
"Try on a new hat today," "Wear a big grin all 일 long," (which I took literally and had a cheesy smile throughout lunch) and "Go to the mall for a cookie."
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I personally like the 2nd one, because I've done it before (the cheezy smile part). Thanks!
POPclogger216 posted over a year ago
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the third one is weird.
Me_Iz_Here posted over a year ago
rantora13 said:
Forget last cookie, ts like who remembers the last cookie
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Sonicishot said:
One day, I opened one up andit said: "In the future, all your 프렌즈 will zig when 당신 zag." Wtf? o_O
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xD it's funny cuz it makes no sense!
Me_Iz_Here posted over a year ago
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XD
pumpkinqueen posted over a year ago
rapunzeleah123 said:
"There there will be a 질문 about fortune 쿠키 on 팬팝 다음 week."
LOL jk but I actually got this one:
"Look to the color yellow for luck 다음 Tuesday."
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Mallory101 said:
I don't usually remember them, but I saw this one online:

Look around; happiness is trying to catch you.


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Nice!!
POPclogger216 posted over a year ago
nymph_tonks said:
it said "help! im being held captive in a chinese bakery!" it really said that.
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Hhm. Very interesting... did 당신 do anything about the chinese bakery hostage?
POPclogger216 posted over a year ago
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i had it to go.
nymph_tonks posted over a year ago
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I don't exactly KNOW it... just have the slightest, smallest, most 분 clue ever.... it can't even really be considered a clue... ~backs away more~
POPclogger216 posted over a year ago
tdlovr1234 said:
"Enjoy today,you won`t be here tomorrow"
That was,what, 3 weeks ago?
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O_o is correct. o_O O_o
POPclogger216 posted over a year ago
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Don`t care! :D
tdlovr1234 posted over a year ago
justleeelee said:
its about time i got out of that cookie.
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pumpkinqueen said:
I got a lot a good ones my family and me have got.

"Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now." XD

"Forget it kid" WTF XD

"Beware of 포도 with wooden mallet" LOL XD

"You will eat here agian soon" What? XD

and one time I didn't even get a fortune XD
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