I need a way to get my brother off the computer!

And if you're wondering how I typed this, I'm using my iPad.
 partypony posted over a year ago
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jessieinCA said:
I know how 당신 feel. My brother is always on the computer when I need it.
This is what 당신 do

Sing a song about him getting off the computer
헤로인 him
Threaten him
Make him a deal (that 당신 won't fulfill)
Kick his chair
Turn off the computer while he's on it

Good luck!
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Sadly, I tried most of those, except the deal part
partypony posted over a year ago
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my brother is older than me so non of these work. sorry:/
awesomegirl1111 posted over a year ago
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thetacoman said:
RAISE THY HOLY HAND-GRENADE, AND LOBBETH IT AT THINE ENIMIES, WHOM ARE NAUGHTY IN MINE SIGHT!
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THOU SHALL BE REWARDED!
partypony posted over a year ago
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LOL
mrsspencereid posted over a year ago
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YES!
YEETMAN123 posted over a year ago
Wolfdreamer9 said:
Bribe him with a dollar.

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 Bribe him with a dollar.
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Been there, done that
partypony posted over a year ago
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my brother is rich.he does'nt need money
thetrollmandude posted over a year ago
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if 당신 do it he will be on the computer 더 많이 often to get 더 많이 money
awesomegirl1111 posted over a year ago
-Zyclone- said:
Slice the computer in half! Now he can never get back on it again! :)
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MrOrange16 said:
Blackmail always seems to work.
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Yeah it does, but i don't have anything to blackmail him with
partypony posted over a year ago
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dont blackmail 당신 cant do.that wont work LOL
awesomegirl1111 posted over a year ago
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It will. Just find something really embarrassing and threaten to tell it to his crush 또는 something.
YEETMAN123 posted over a year ago
PaisleyPark said:
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partypony posted over a year ago
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awesomegirl1111 posted over a year ago
smileypop9 said:
Tell him that he'll die the 다음 일 if he doesn't get off. That's brutal, I know. But it always works. He won't die if he doesn't get off, but it will scare him lol.
또는 tell him you'll kick him in his jewels if he doesn't get off.
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Lolz
partypony posted over a year ago
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um... that is little to brutal.anyway my brother s older tan me. so it wont work. lol.
awesomegirl1111 posted over a year ago
Chewfjkd said:
Piss all over it :P
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Nah, I'm not animal enough to do that XP
partypony posted over a year ago
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eww taht is so yuk
awesomegirl1111 posted over a year ago
AaaaaGirlygirl said:
I used to have this problem before my older brother went off to college. Here's what I did:

I told him someone was at the door to see him (anything like that) then when he left I got on the computer! Yea it worked lots of times. I'm the only smart one in my family....
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But then he pushes me off again...
partypony posted over a year ago
NomyCake said:
Tell em that your computer is cursed and any boy who uses it will die in seven days.
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Too unbelievable, hm?
partypony posted over a year ago
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I thought is was pretty believable. :F
NomyCake posted over a year ago
adultswimperson said:
Tell him a hacker hacked in you're computer and crashed it.
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Er...
partypony posted over a year ago
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@partypony, Well it wouldn't hurt to try, he might even buy it.
adultswimperson posted over a year ago
justleeelee said:
I usually use a threat with my sister. I say something to her like "If 당신 don't get the fuck off the computer, I'm telling mom you're not a virgin." ...Or just buy another computer so 당신 don't have to share. Wait- If 당신 have internet on your iPad, why is it a big deal??
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LOL but I don't have money
partypony posted over a year ago
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LOL but I don't have money
partypony posted over a year ago
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당신 could always use the threat.
justleeelee posted over a year ago
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WhAt if ur siblinf iS a vurgiN?
YEETMAN123 posted over a year ago
TheBeatlesGurl said:
Well what 당신 do is tell ur bro that if he doesn't get off he will eventually get SOOO INCREDIBLY STUPID that he wont even remember 또는 know how to spell A. 또는 if he is to old for that tell him he needs to get off 또는 else he cant do something he really loves that isn't on the computer. Thats all i got 4 now.
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kash970 said:
give him a sweet he likes.
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a300 said:
Kill him then tell him i'm sorry!
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thetrollmandude said:
taunt him about how stupid and nerdy he is.it doesn't matter if he is actually stupid, it will just get him off

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applejackrocks1 said:
Disconnect the computer, and he'll go crazy. Once he's downstairs telling his mom about the computer ain't working, It's your chance.
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imafanofyou said:
I have the same problem sometimes if 당신 offer to do something with them (although 당신 would hate to do it) they realise, maybe, that they should get off 또는 just yell at them :)
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MyBlueDragon said:
get him a game he can play on a console :)
that should keep him away for some time ;)
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Skins_ said:
Convince aliens to abduct it. XD
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florasedge31 said:
I most certainly have run into the same problem sister. But it depends on the age, If he's young say you'll give him 캔디 또는 buy him any toy he wants in the store. 또는 say you'll give him all the money 당신 have on you. If 당신 have no money then 당신 don't have to give him any money. Make sure your on the computer first before 당신 say 당신 have no money. If he's older, I don't know what to do there
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MapleCanada said:
WHY WOULD 당신 DO THAT TO HIS POOR SOUL?!

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rosieposie2000 said:
당신 can change the 비밀번호 whenever he's not on it 또는 당신 can change the background picture on it!!!!!
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ripper124 said:
Easy say"get off now" if he doesn't help him get off the computer *push him*

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SmashBash8 said:
Same But With My 18Year Old Sister
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melsmom2588 said:
My brother is 3 years old and he never gets off the computer
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CokeTheUmbreon said:
Eh 당신 got an iPad tho. I hog my computer for my DJ work.
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15sturmelle2 said:
If he were my brother, i would tell him to get outside and enjoy the sunlight and not come back inside until it's almost dark out (around 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 time)
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TheLadyLegend said:
How to get u
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Sunflame said:
use the force
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shaneoohmac13 said:
Just give him five bucks an tell to get off the computer eh! lol
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 Just give him five bucks an tell to get off the computer eh! LOL
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Marinasa said:
How i get My little Sister(She is 5) All i have to do is say that "Bloody mary is going to be under your 침대 tonight if u dont get off" And she gets scared as hell and gets of. #Bestsiblingintheworld
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hatelarxene said:
And I need a way to get Emma Watson haters and live-action Beauty and the Beast haters off the Internet, but life isn't fair.
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Wolflover120 said:
My little sister is annoying! She's on it right now! I bribe her & she doesn't budge!
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hero3289 said:
tell your brother its 침대 time
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nuf3333 said:
flick a small lever at the back of the pc (if it is a pc and not a laptop)
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 flick a small lever at the back of the pc (if it is a pc and not a laptop)
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when the pc is not powerd on
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GARINGER123 said:
TO DO THIS HIT THE POWER BUTTON
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Canada24 said:
I'd be fine with iPad myself
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phillymon00 said:
kill him
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sometim said:
when he is asleep , lock your pc with 비밀번호 ,so he can't log in
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susLOLSDIADJ said:
JUST DISCONNECT THE INTERNET AND SAY POWER WAS OUT SIMPLEE
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charist said:
summon a demon from another world and tell said demon to massacre your brother now use holy water on the demon to kill it and obtain powers now revive your brother and while he's unconscious do your work quickly
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SoarinfireLyf said:
damn I do not miss 2009.
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