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one 일 i was feeling bored so i took a trip to paris. i got there 의해 riding on a plane. when i got there i decided to stop at the store and 의해 myself some beer. on my way 집 i met a hot boy which was rather retarded but that's ok because i had my gun with me. when i got 집 i took a nice 샤워 and fell asleep dreaming of pirates eating chicken wings

One 일 I was feeling bored so I took a trip to Juliette's house I got there 의해 riding on a skateboard. When I got there I decided to stop at the store and buy myself some beef jerky. On my way 집 I met a girl which was rather weird but that's ok because I had my cell phone with me. When I got 집 I took a nice nap and fell asleep dreaming of my story i just made, answering AaaaaGirlygirl's "question"

One 일 I was feeling BORED so I took a trip to DETROIT I got there 의해 riding on a CAMEL. When I got there I decided to stop at the store and buy some 체리 NOS. On my way 집 I met a MAN which was rather UGLY but that's ok because I had my BLINDFOLD with me. When I got 집 I took a nice 샤워 and fell asleep dreaming of JAYME.

One 일 I was feeling ITCHY so I took a trip to MC.DONALDS I got there 의해 riding on a DICK. When I got there I decided to stop at the store and buy myself some DONUTS. On my way 집 I met a Poop which was rather SMELLY but that's okay, because I had my SNUGGLE AIR FRESHENER with me. When I got 집 I took a nice SHIT and fell asleep dreaming of RONALD MC.DONALD.