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A Bit About Friends
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason 당신 have no food.
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Bail 당신 out of jail and tell 당신 what 당신 did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit 다음 to 당신 saying “Damn … we f*cked up … but that sh*t was fun!”
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Never seen 당신 cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your sh*t so long they forget
its yours.
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct 인용구 from you.
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Will leave 당신 behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a$$ that left you.
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at 당신 stumbling all over the place and say “B*tch, drink the rest of that, 당신 know we don’t waste.”
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the f*ck out!
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect 당신 to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make 당신 feel a whole lot better!
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Say sorry when 당신 want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, 또는 even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until 당신 either fall asleep, 또는 kick them out.
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason 당신 have no food.
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Bail 당신 out of jail and tell 당신 what 당신 did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit 다음 to 당신 saying “Damn … we f*cked up … but that sh*t was fun!”
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Never seen 당신 cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your sh*t so long they forget
its yours.
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct 인용구 from you.
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Will leave 당신 behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a$$ that left you.
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at 당신 stumbling all over the place and say “B*tch, drink the rest of that, 당신 know we don’t waste.”
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the f*ck out!
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect 당신 to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make 당신 feel a whole lot better!
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Say sorry when 당신 want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, 또는 even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until 당신 either fall asleep, 또는 kick them out.
FAKE 나귀, 엉덩이 FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
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