Does anybody else have crazy parents?

Ok So a few minuets 이전 i was in my room trimming my hair, when my mom came in. She saw what i was doing, it went a little like this:
Mom: why are 당신 trimming your hair and dancingat the same time?
Me: cuz i can.
Mom:give me those!! 당신 know nobody trusts 당신 with pointy things!! *tries to grab them*
Me: NOO!
mom: GIVE ME THE SHARP OBJECT!!!

Haha heres another one talking about my friend Shay.
Me: can i go to Shays this weekend?
Mom: i dont know, never met her. Is she violent?
Me: yes. Violent and ghetto, but my best friend.
Mom: i like her:)

Do 당신 have crazy family members?
 LUV_4_BIEBER posted over a year ago
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cutiegirl01 said:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
me:*sitting in my room*
dad:wat r u doing?
me:nothing
dad:thats wat i thaught come down here and clean up this mess
me:wat mess?
dad:the messy mess in the 부엌, 주방 now get down here before i kick ur ass
me:fine!!!

another time:
1 brother:hey vampy
me:i'm not a vampire
1 brother:okay sure ur not *covers neck and walks past*
me:shut up!
dad:dinner!
me:not hungery
dad:why?
1 brother:because she already drank her 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 dad.
me:*punches brother and storms away*

and 2day:
2 brother:u broke my stereo
me:wat stereo?
2brother:this one
me:wat ever
2bro:ur buying me a new one
me:IDC!!!!!!!!!!
2bro:and new batterys
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Lol!
LUV_4_BIEBER posted over a year ago
DracoLuver said:
This might not be funny :)) ... but my dad never listens.

Me: "Hey, what's your 가장 좋아하는 planet?"
Dad: "Alaska."
Me: "What? No, I'm asking 당신 your 가장 좋아하는 planet!"
Dad: "Oh, yeah, sorry. Antarctica."
Me: "What are 당신 talking about!"
Dad: "I said, they're in Antarctica!*the show we were watching*"
Me: "What? Forget it."

Dad: "How old are you?"
Me: "Uh ... sixteen."
Dad: "Really? Years go 의해 fast."
Me: Yeah, ha ha, 당신 should get me a car now!"
Dad: "Um, yeah, sure. 당신 can have your brother's toy car to drive." [it's the one where 당신 sit in it, and can drive it. it's for 3-4 년 olds.]

Me: "DAD! 당신 need to watch this video! *plays 'Pray' 의해 Justin Bieber."
Dad: "No! I don't wanna watch this until he gets rid of his stupid hair cut. It's too ugly to look at. Bye!"
Me: "You should listen to his song though! It's nice!"
Dad: "No! His hair cut is right there. *winces* *goes away*"

My dad is so weird :)
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MasterOfFear said:
What do 당신 mean 의해 crazy?
Mental illness sort of runs in my family. My mom, dad, grandma, and pretty much all my distant relatives are proof of that.
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No i mean like funny messed up crazy
LUV_4_BIEBER posted over a year ago
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My step-dad and all his brothers are pretty funny, but i wouldn't call the "crazy"
MasterOfFear posted over a year ago
tellymaster said:
당신 know the movie "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"? Yeah, that's pretty much exactly how my family is on my dad's side, except we're Italian. He has 9 brothers and sisters. ;) I have a very crazy family.
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cleo-mermaid said:
well yeh...dad is really wierd...he does 도넛 on the road and then drives reall fast...mom she gets angry when i say "go shove your head up your ass"
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LOL i would get mad to!!
LUV_4_BIEBER posted over a year ago
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ur dad is weird
cutiegirl01 posted over a year ago
Hinata-Snow said:
My parents always have to be right, my sister's a 24/7 PMS'ing bitch, my older brother still plays pranks, and my youngest sister is ok.
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caralina100 said:
If I can count myself then yes, if not then no.

This is from today, the end is probably the crazy part:
Me: Can I try out for the school FireBowl team
Mom:What's that?
Me: We learn about 불, 화재 safety, and 불, 화재 chemistry, and 불, 화재 trivia, and then we go on and compete with our knowledge of fire. Besides I know all about 불, 화재 safety, I have helped start one before!
Mom: okaaaaay
Me: and we get to go on a field trip and see someone light a building on fire! I NEED to see it!


Ok it's not that crazy, but it's the first thing I thought of
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iluvllllll said:
Not crazy but weird O_o
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-RandomChick- said:
I don't see my dad but my mum is fcuked upped, were like twins O.o Either way, she's proud :D
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Twisn as in, like, the same personallity kinda ... Yea
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