“Most people think life sucks, and then 당신 die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then 당신 get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, 당신 get a new dog, 당신 get remarried, 당신 owe ten million dollars in medical bills but 당신 work hard for thirty five years and 당신 pay it back and then one 일 당신 have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, 당신 have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but 당신 go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one 일 당신 step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG 당신 get hit 의해 a city bus and then 당신 die. Maybe.” - Denis Leary
