What's the funniest thing 당신 ever heard?

I could think of hundreds of funny 인용구 off the 상단, 맨 위로 of my head, but I'll just use one my biology teacher said explaining the creation theory he couldn't teach us (we're going to have to learn about evolution), "It involves seven days and someone really big."

Not what I heard, but rather what I read.

This was a 질문 게시됨 on the yahoo 답변 forum:
"What do 당신 think with rings in the nipples chest?"

I'm not trying to make fun of anyone, but this cracked me up.

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dont judge me... ;D

"I can't go to Pigfarts, it's on Mars. 당신 need a rocketship. Do 당신 have a rocketship? I bet 당신 do."

santa claus is real
hahahahahaha stupid