"Umm, hi. I'm the 피자 guy, I've been ringing your doorbell for the past half hour. But I needed to get that 피자 to you, so I broke your window. I took your TV and laptop because 당신 made me wait, but the 피자 was free since it took over half an hour! Have a nice day, sir."
Hello? *insert your name here* are 당신 home? come on, pick up the phone! *pauses* oh, alright fine. I'm sorry for last night! I didn't mean it really! Please pick up and we can talk. *pauses* I guess 당신 really must hate me. I don't blame you, I don't like myself much either. Please, please consider forgving me. Please. I can't live without you! I 사랑 YOU! please... just call me at least to yell at me. I want to hear your voice...
hi nya. we are selling nekos to use for whatever 당신 want to use it for weather it be a slave girl/boyfriend 또는 just to kill for your own greedy selfish reasons nya. a neko is half human and half cat nya. i will warn 당신 that nekos will constantly end their sentences with nya, if 당신 don't want this than 당신 can special order your neko nya. call now to get the hottest neko at 1-80-666-slave nya.
"DUDE, 당신 owe me 5 bucks." 8 days later.. "dude I need 5 bucks.' 9 days after that... "I'LL KILL 당신 IF 당신 DONT GIVE ME 5 BUCKS." 78 days after that.. "Could 당신 atleast puke back up teh girlscout 쿠키 that where 5 bucks.. Have a SCOUTTASTIC day."
hi. i was just calling about this order of 피자 당신 called in. yeah, we don't make our 피자 out of dog crap. and we don't deliver to the bottom of the ocean, either.
Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number* Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone. *tone never comes up* Jacob: OH C'MON!
Another one:
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella* (Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep. [beep never stops] Jacob: OH C'MON!
Another:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine* Jacob: *calls* [Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen 또는 my dad, don't call me. At ALL! *beep* Jacob: NOOOOOO! *beep* Jacob: ? *beep beep beep beep* {This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1} Jacob: OH C'MON!
"Okay. Hello? Oh hi! I'm just calling to tell 당신 an amazing product that just came out, and is loved from all around the world! Your own personal boyfriend/girlfriend, they do whatever 당신 want! They have be trained to do anything 당신 ask, and here's the great part: ITS ONLY A SMALL PRICE OF, 170.47$! Go on and pick up the phone now...! Theproductsmayexplodeundertoomichpressure.productswilnotsnugglewithyouorshowanyotheraffection.theproductprobablyhatesyourguts.ohyeahtheymaykillyouifyoumakethemrubyourfeet! ENJOY!:)
당신 order chinese 음식 당신 no pick up you, 당신 order lo mein, yes, and, and don't forget your fortune cookie, uh,uh, please pick up your fortune cookie and lo mein, uh bye.
[this is something one of my 프렌즈 sent me last week]
Her: 저기요 Ashley A Guy: 건초 Ashley! Her: I sent 당신 something on skype saying, "ANSWER YOUR PHONE." oh yeah, I typed it with one hand! G: So, do 당신 do this often? H: What, leave 10 분 messages? G: Yeah. H: Oh yeah, Ashley's voicemail box is full of them just from me and 랜덤 guys from chatango. G: I'm not just a 랜덤 guy from chatango, I'm your husband! H: 랜덤 guy. End of story. G: No! H: OH SHE REPLIED! She said, "okay. call me again." G: but I'm your husband... H: BYE ASHLEY! -ends-
