I just can’t get enough of Freddie’s cuteness! His teeth are so cute! Freddie, 당신 should’ve shown your teeth 더 많이 often. The things other kids at school said in the past, such as calling 당신 “Bucky”, don’t listen to them, just ignore them, the things they said about your teeth mean absolutely nothing. If someone goes up to 당신 and says bad things about your teeth, ignore the venomous words that person just said. The mean things that people say about your teeth mean absolutely nothing. But, if people like me say that your teeth are awesome, it means a whole lot. Freddie, if someone says mean things about your teeth, make sure to keep that person out of your life and hopefully, 당신 never see that person again. Because those people are wrong. Freddie, your teeth are absolutely gorgeous and that is not just an opinion, it’s a fact. If I read a book filled with tons of true facts, I guarantee 당신 that I’ll find it in there. Because 당신 are beautiful. 검색 “drop dead gorgeous”, 또는 “sexy”, and you’ll find your name on the definition. If I wrote a dictionary, I’d write your name as a definition for “cute”, “gorgeous”, “beautiful”, “sexy”, “hot”, “sweet”, “sassy”, “angel”, etc. Because it’s a true fact. You’re hotter than the sun. If I 검색 online 또는 on a book 또는 anything else non fiction, for what the hottest thing is, and it says the hottest thing ever is something that isn’t you, I’ll be like “This is messed up. That’s just a rumour. This is a false fact.” And why would I say that? Because, 당신 are the hottest thing ever Freddie.
If I were a teacher, I would ask the class what the hottest thing ever is. At least most of the kids would probably answer “The Sun”. I’d be like “No, no, no, 당신 got it all wrong.” And the kids would be like “Then what is the hottest thing ever, then?” I’d say “Freddie Mercury.” The kids would be like “But, he’s a person.” and they laugh. I slam my 책상, 데스크 and say “Silence, children! Let me speak. Freddie is so charming and handsome.” I show them a picture of 당신 and I say “Isn’t he breathtaking?, it’s not just an opinion, it’s a fact.” Freddie, 당신 just take my breath away. I need to call the police, you’ve stolen something from, you’ve captured my 사랑 and stolen my heart.
If I were a teacher, I would ask the class what the hottest thing ever is. At least most of the kids would probably answer “The Sun”. I’d be like “No, no, no, 당신 got it all wrong.” And the kids would be like “Then what is the hottest thing ever, then?” I’d say “Freddie Mercury.” The kids would be like “But, he’s a person.” and they laugh. I slam my 책상, 데스크 and say “Silence, children! Let me speak. Freddie is so charming and handsome.” I show them a picture of 당신 and I say “Isn’t he breathtaking?, it’s not just an opinion, it’s a fact.” Freddie, 당신 just take my breath away. I need to call the police, you’ve stolen something from, you’ve captured my 사랑 and stolen my heart.