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posted by ThePizzaButler

Manny and “The 피자 Butler™”

Six years 이전 my family and I moved to Tampa, Florida where for the first time in my
life, I got involved in the restaurant business. As the owner of an extremely well
known and 인기 80‐seat restaurant called Formaggios Pizzeria Restaurant, I
quickly realized that owning a restaurant was a 24‐hour, 7‐day‐a‐week business that
demanded tremendous attention.
One Sunday evening at Formaggios I saw one of my waiters struggling to balance an
18” pie with one hand while trying to reposition items on the 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 표, 테이블 with his
other so that the additional...

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29 Annoying Ways to Order 피자

posted by slytherin360

Found this on the net ;)

29 Annoying Ways to Order a 피자

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press 랜덤 numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would 당신 please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation 당신 are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this...

피자 Peps

posted by Hellowittykitty

Okay, this is a song my friend and I made together and I was the real creator! If 당신 want, 팬 her @DexterBrawnian!

Talking this time:
Do 당신 like pizza?
I like pizza.
Do 당신 like pepperoni?
Uh.....yes?
Can 당신 pee on pizza?
WHAT KIND OF 질문 IS THAT?!?!?
Can 당신 have French toast?
............
Let's put this in a 50 초 song! (Maybe)
...........Fine.

-singing now!-

Do 당신 like pizza?
(I like pizza!)
Then just be a diva!
(Be a diva!)
Max out the roni!
(Out the roni)
But don't tell Tony!
(Ssshhhhh)

Come on ever boy and girl
Let's go to the joyous parlor
Let's 상단, 맨 위로 off the spices and dices
Put on some 더 많이 pepperoni!
Cause we all like pizza!
(YAYA!)

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Have anybody eaten pineapple pizza?

posted by elsafan1010

피자 is my 가장 좋아하는 food. That bread, vegetables and 토마토 sauce and cheese are just perfect. I usually like homemade and healthy pizzas. I prefer the 피자 to be with Cheese and vegetables.

For a while, my 프렌즈 and I were asking each other crazy questions. I answer everything until a friend named Sara asks:

"Have 당신 ever had pineapple pizza?"

After I answered no, I was horrified because pineapple was a sweet 과일 and would not suit 피자 at all. I thought a little. Could pineapple 피자 be good? I thought the 피자 could be better since the pineapple was baked. But now it's stuck in my mind and I'm curious. Please answer these 질문 in the comments:

"Have 당신 ever had pineapple pizza?"

"Did it taste good?"

"Was the pineapple sweet?"

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40 ways to make the 피자 delivery man nervous

posted by emmett

1. While 당신 are 당신 are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another 피자 delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his 질문 with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time...

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Is 피자 expensive? Hell naw.

posted by kevinlordbarry

피자 was originally made as a 음식 for the poor. It still is a great value, even if it's 더 많이 upper class.

How much do 당신 spend on 음식 everyday? If 당신 eat out cheaply, 당신 pretty much have to spend about $5 per meal; think macdonalds, a sandwich, halal food. 피자 seems the same way, no? In fact, 피자 can be cheaper than groceries!

Think about it. If you're a bachelor, if 당신 order a pizza, it's worth four meals (2 slices a meal). Josephine's large pie is 9.99. That's 2.50 a meal. If 당신 buy your own 빵 and coldcuts and swiss cheese, it will come to 2.50 a meal. A single small package...

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Is 피자 bad for you? Hell naw.

posted by kevinlordbarry

피자 certainly arrives quickly and conveniently, but the crux of the matter is how good it is for you. Did 당신 know that 피자 is a full meal? And not just one with fancy toppings; any 피자 has all the major 음식 groups. The dough is filling carbohydrates. The sauce offers protein, surprisingly enough, and a host of other features. The cheese offers dairy, bringing calcium and Vitamin D. A slice is only 300 calories. Josephine's 피자 also offers whole-wheat pies with vegetable toppings. This is probably one of the healthiest things 당신 can put in your body! Weightlifters especially can benefit from the nutrients in pizza.

빅맥, 빅 맥 vs Pizza? One is far less expensive, far less calories, and 더 많이 filling. Pizza, of course! It's a great treat that won't break your diet.

This and 더 많이 like it at link

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피자 toppings and 당신

posted by kevinlordbarry

The art of taste involves a subtle mixing of flavors. Is there a better 음식 for this than pizza?

I daresay the most common 피자 topping in America (besides sauce and cheese) is pepperoni. All pepperoni is not made the same, of course. Pepperoni can be soft and full of their succulent, spicy flavor. They can be crisp and lifting at the edges, tempting 당신 to pick them off and pop their crispy goodness in your mouth. Some people don't mind eating half of the pepperoni's well known circles in a bite; others must eat a 원, 동그라미 at a time.

These choices exist for a single topping, and hundreds exist....