Napping on the job Marlene?

Author's Note: So, have NOT done a blooper in forever! I hope 당신 enjoy it! :D

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Waiting: Take 1

Kowalski: “So, twenty questions?”

Skipper: “Shoot.”

Kowalski: “Is it a person, place, 또는 thing?”

Skipper: “Thing.”

Kowalski: “Is it bigger than a 빵 box?”

Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)

Kowalski: :/

[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]

Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”

Rico: :D *hacks up roach* O_O “That’s not right...”

Everyone: O_o

Broach 1: “Hey, that’s my brother, Steve.”

Steve: *horrified* “The things I have seen...”

Waiting: Take 2

[scene shifts to RICO and...

I tried to scream her name, but all that escaped my throat was a croaking sound due to my 심장 clogging my airways. It was as if I’d found Marlene and then 로스트 her all over again. When I turned to go to her, I found a group of lobsters blocking my path.

“Oops,” one of the five said to me, though he obviously couldn’t care less. Rage churned in my stomach and simmered into my cheeks and I started forward.

“You son of a—!”

Let’s just say that the last part of that sentence was censored when all he was able to hear was the sound of my fist making 프렌즈 with his jaw. I don’t...

My story begins here: inside a crate, in the back of a van, on the very busy roads of Manhattan. Uncle Nigel told me it was time I moved on, and I could only presume the scribbles on this letter he had given me said I was going to community college. But alas, no matter how overwhelming this change felt, it was too late now to turn back; the Central Park Zoo was expecting me. It was time to say goodbye to Texas.

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The zookeeper left me alone, atop an icy platform surround 의해 water: the 펭귄 habitat.

My tummy growls in hunger very loudly, and I'm sure glad nobody is around to hear...

When they awoke, the rain was pouring harder than ever. Thunder cracked and lightning struck. Raindrops smacked into the mud and splashed three to four inches back into the air before landing once again on the ground. Whatever it was that knocked them out was effective; awakening was a challenge.

When they were fully awake, they were confused. Why were they still alive? Why hadn't the dog eaten them yet?

They were also alone. Though they were bound tightly to each other, restraining any upper body movement.

"What in the name of Justin Bieber's baby is going on here?" Skipper exclaimed taking in...

Author's note: After having the idea for this Penguins of Madagascar story for several months, I finally decided to start 글쓰기 it in December 2012. I would have liked to 게시하기 it on FanFiction.net as well, but I am unable to do so because my story contains a few non-fictional people. I suppose this could be considered my first "real-person fiction" story, though I prefer to think of it as a unique hybrid. You'll soon see why. Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction and is intended for entertainment only. All dialogue, opinions, and plot events are the invention of the author.

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Kowalski and the others rushed out of the H.Q. When they reached the zoo's exit. They stopped immediately. "Marlene, 당신 can't go any farther." Kowalski sighed. "Okay, but tell Skipper…" Marlene stopped.
"Wha?" Rico asked.
"Nevermind, good luck!" Marlene said.
Kowalski nodded and led the others on. "Are we there yet?" Julien groaned. "DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE"RE THERE!" Kowalski shouted frustratedly.
Mort scurried behind King Julien's feet in hiding. "Wow," Rico said stunned.
Kowalski realized that snapping at Julien won't solve anything. Lowering his head into his flippers, he signed. Rico patted...

Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are 당신 doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't 당신 be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do 당신 know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...

And 당신 thought I gave up on this story.
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RICO

Once Rico had found his way onto the boat, he knew he had to hide from the human. He remembered his mother's advice, "When hiding from predators do something they can't do."
Since humans can seem to do anything, this seemed impossible. But, Rico had come this far, he wasn't turning back. He thought really hard, then he remembered, humans can't fly! 
Penguins couldn't fly, either. Was there even a chance? Rico thought of 더 많이 of his mothers advice, "Humans see the world less detailed, so hide in complicated...

It was a beautiful morning in centeral park zoo, it was just after sunrise. Most 동물 were still asleep, until there was a colossel KOBOOM!

Kowalski stumbled out from the lab, his feathers stuck out from all sides, covered in black flakes. He was holding onto a 레이 gun

S: Morning Kowalski
K: *cough* Morning Skipper
S: What exploded this time
K: My super-atonicanator, it is suppose to give us all super-powers! Based on my reserch... It is suppose to give us the powers based on our personalities!

Skipper gave Kowalski a blank expression, he slowely put down his coffe mug and sighed. Private yawned...

Skipper sipped his hot coffee, Kowalski poured a mixture of chemicals in a jar, Private was watching Lunacorns and Rico was brushing his 인형 hair. Just then, out of the blue, Private turned around and looked at Skipper .“What is it Private?”. “Umm..Skippah? I have been meaning to ask 당신 this for a while…”Private trailed off. “Im waiting.”. “*Gulp*... How did 당신 end up being who 당신 are?”
Skipper chocked on his coffee. Kowalski poured to much liquid into the jar, which in turn...Exploded. Rico ripped his 인형 head off 의해 pulling on her hair to hard. Private gulped again,...

So, I decided to insert myself in a fanfic. Yay. Hope 당신 enjoy:

I rub my eyes. Was I dreaming? The last thing I remember was...well...having writers block over a 팬 fiction story on my laptop. Now I was somewhere else. Not my room. I knew I was in the USA. When I found out, that's when I knew, things had gotten weird. I don't even LIVE in the US! I'm halfway across the world! Of course, normal days ARE weird, but this is weirder than weird...

I wander around a while, trying to figure out where on earth I am. That's when I notice the zoo. Maybe someone there can tell me.

I enter the zoo ad talk...

The penguins headed to the H.Q. Private seemed aroused.

"Oh, boy! I can't wait to meet the new otter! I bet Marlene feels the same! They'll make a perfect couple!" Private exclaimed.

"Private, be quiet!" Skipper snarled.

That night, Skipper couldn't fall asleep. He tossed and turned, there simply was too much on his mind. He closed his eyes and began to count fish. It was only a matter of time before he fell asleep.

The hatch opened slowly, causing the light of the moon to stream in the room. A broad figure tip-toed in. The mysterious guest grabbed the handle of Kowalski's lab's door. It...

Announcer: You've seen Spongebob and his 프렌즈 take on robots, supervillians, vikings and more, but coming soon, they're gonna take on a force they've never thought they would. (scene shows Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs coming out of separate jail cells and they have scared looks on their faces looking down the hall of a prison)
Voice: Oh, 당신 guys are out. Perfect!
Announcer: Spongebob and 프렌즈 will take on... THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR!!!
Spongebob: What's a penguin?
Kowalski: Penguins are aquatic birds that live in 겨울왕국 tundras, like Antarctica.
Patrick: I have no idea what...

That night Private laid awake in his 침대 listening to the sorrowful howls of the lone wolf. Private was going to tell Skipper about the 검색 for a cure.

Skipper woke up in the morning with a queasy sense in his stomach. Everything looked hazy as it did the 일 before. He had mixed emoctions of the way he treated his men the other day. He might never see them again. Skipper trudged to the pond. When he got there he was startled 의해 his own reflection. From head to toe he was covered in mud and scratches, probably from the fercious quarrel. There was nothing he remembered after his 프렌즈 left....

Note: Sorry for not posting in awhile this took me a little while. This chapter will be sad at first, but it will get better. Also There will be another chapter after this. Enjoy! :)

Tears ran down Skipper's eyes at the thought it would take a miracle for Private to survive. Kowalski Rico and him hugged.
K: "Believe me, Skipper, I'm doing the best I can, here."
S: "I know,"
Kowalski went into his lab. Nigel had the same reaction as Skipper. Skipper slowly slouched down into the same hole Private had slept in before he had ran away. He noticed Private's Lunacorn, and hugged it as if he could feel...

Note: Among the many ideas I've had running through my head over the years is this short Skipper and Marlene piece that takes place after the end of the "Huffin and Puffin" episode. I would like to thank those who wished for me to write the 1,000th Penguins of Madagascar 기사 here.

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As the penguins slept several hours after they had sent Hans to live out his life in the cesspool of Hoboken, Skipper suddenly awoke. "My gut tells me something is not quite right," he thought to himself. "But what?"

Skipper climbed out of his bunk and glanced up...

Meanwhile, in Marlene's Habitat...

Marlene: [Creeped out] "Aah!!! Skipper? Julien? Why are 당신 guys 연기 so weird?"
Skipper: "Prepare to meet your end, sister!"
Marlene: "Huh?"
Julien: "How shall we put it? 'Your doom'!"
Private: [From far away] "Not on our watch!"

Private and Rico finally show up, to protect Marlene from the Virtual Clones…

Skipper: "You Losers come back for more?"
Private: [Angry] "We’re here to stop 당신 and send 당신 back to your gloomy Virtual World, where 당신 came from!"
Julien: [Laughs evilly] "Funny, that sounded like a threat! The thing is Wannabe Penguins don't actually...

Chapter One: A New Friend for Private
 
A young 펭귄 was creeping along in the shadows, breathing heavily, trying to stay hidden. He looked around the corner only to see nothing. He tobogganed to the 다음 wall. Almost there, the 펭귄 thought. He froze in his tracks when he heard footsteps, quickly pressing himself against the cold concrete wall, hoping that the person wouldn't see him. Unfortunately, luck wasn't with him, and a 펭귄 saw him.
 "Hey, guys! Look!" the 펭귄 yelled, pulling the frightened bird from the shadows. "I found him!"
 A group of penguins formed around the two,...

Today was a beautiful 일 at Central Park Zoo. The Penguins were relaxing in the sun when Marlene and the Lemurs showed up.

"Hey Guys, Guess What?" said Marlene.

"Marlene, 당신 know the sun would'nt hurt us at all." Skipper said.

"OK? But, Guess What? Yesterday, We were watching the Daytime Emmy Awards. 당신 know that we had 8 nominations right?" said King Julian

"Yeah, I remember they announced the nominations last month." said Kowalski.

One 월 Ago

"The Penguins of Madagascar is nominated for 8 Daytime Emmys." said the announcer.

"Awesome, I hope win win alot." said Kowalski.

"Yeah, Yeah" said Rico....