I wrote this a couple months 이전 and..... I'm not 100% sure why I'm choosing to post it now... but........ Whatever.
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Julien: ON THE FIRST 일 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 사랑 SHIPPED TO ME
A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!
Skipper: ON THE 초 일 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 사랑 SHIPPED TO ME
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Private: ON THE THIRD 일 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 사랑 SHIPPED TO ME
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Rico: BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA
BBBBLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Kowalski: ON THE FIFTH 일 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 사랑 SHIPPED TO ME
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Marlene: ON THE SIXTH 일 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 사랑 SHIPPED TO ME
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Even though gold laser flares are completely ridiculous for a 크리스마스 present…But hey, I’m not complaining!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Roger: ON THE SEVENTH 일 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 사랑 SHIPPED TO ME
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LAZER-RIFLES! Best present eva! XD
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Maurice: ON THE EIGHTH 일 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 사랑 SHIPPED TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Man, I’m going to try this out right now!!!
Skipper: Not in the HQ, soldier.
Kowalski: Oh, what?!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Fred: ON THE NINETH 일 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 사랑 GAVE TO ME
9.…uh, 9! Uh,
ON THE NINETH 일 OF CHRISTMAS, THIS IS WHAT I WANT!
TO REMEMBER 9 THINGS TRUE 사랑 GAVE TO ME!
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUTARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Hehe, this‘ll show Skipper…*Laser noises*
Private: Ah! My eye!
Skipper: Kowalski!
Kowalski: My bad!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BAND-AIDS
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Mort: ON THE TENTH 일 OF 크리스마스 MY TRUE 사랑 SHIPPED TO ME!
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE 사랑 GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES!
Skipper: Oh no 당신 don’t. Give it here.
Kowalski: But I…
Skipper: Kowalski.
Kowalski: *Sniffs* *Hands laser to Skipper*
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Roy: ON THE ELEVENTH 일 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 사랑 SHIPPED TO ME!
11 EAR PLUGS
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE 사랑 GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES that someone 스톨, 훔친 from me. Eh hem, Skipper!
Skipper: Hey, that was on you.
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Burt: ON THE TWELTH 일 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 사랑 SHIPPED TO ME!
12 TONS OF PEANUTS
11 EAR PLUGS
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE 사랑 GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES that broke my heart... *Sniffs* ...Well, and Private's cornea...
Skipper: Aw, what the heck, it’s Christmas! *Hands laser gun to Kowalski*
Kowalski: *Squeals* Ah! *Pulls trigger* *No laser* What the? No batteries?!?! Aw, humbug! >:(
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Julien: ON THE FIRST 일 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 사랑 SHIPPED TO ME
A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!
Skipper: ON THE 초 일 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 사랑 SHIPPED TO ME
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Private: ON THE THIRD 일 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 사랑 SHIPPED TO ME
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Rico: BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA
BBBBLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Kowalski: ON THE FIFTH 일 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 사랑 SHIPPED TO ME
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Marlene: ON THE SIXTH 일 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 사랑 SHIPPED TO ME
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Even though gold laser flares are completely ridiculous for a 크리스마스 present…But hey, I’m not complaining!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Roger: ON THE SEVENTH 일 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 사랑 SHIPPED TO ME
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LAZER-RIFLES! Best present eva! XD
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Maurice: ON THE EIGHTH 일 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 사랑 SHIPPED TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Man, I’m going to try this out right now!!!
Skipper: Not in the HQ, soldier.
Kowalski: Oh, what?!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Fred: ON THE NINETH 일 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 사랑 GAVE TO ME
9.…uh, 9! Uh,
ON THE NINETH 일 OF CHRISTMAS, THIS IS WHAT I WANT!
TO REMEMBER 9 THINGS TRUE 사랑 GAVE TO ME!
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUTARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Hehe, this‘ll show Skipper…*Laser noises*
Private: Ah! My eye!
Skipper: Kowalski!
Kowalski: My bad!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BAND-AIDS
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Mort: ON THE TENTH 일 OF 크리스마스 MY TRUE 사랑 SHIPPED TO ME!
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE 사랑 GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES!
Skipper: Oh no 당신 don’t. Give it here.
Kowalski: But I…
Skipper: Kowalski.
Kowalski: *Sniffs* *Hands laser to Skipper*
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Roy: ON THE ELEVENTH 일 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 사랑 SHIPPED TO ME!
11 EAR PLUGS
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE 사랑 GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES that someone 스톨, 훔친 from me. Eh hem, Skipper!
Skipper: Hey, that was on you.
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Burt: ON THE TWELTH 일 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 사랑 SHIPPED TO ME!
12 TONS OF PEANUTS
11 EAR PLUGS
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE 사랑 GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES that broke my heart... *Sniffs* ...Well, and Private's cornea...
Skipper: Aw, what the heck, it’s Christmas! *Hands laser gun to Kowalski*
Kowalski: *Squeals* Ah! *Pulls trigger* *No laser* What the? No batteries?!?! Aw, humbug! >:(
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 바주카포, 바주카 포 BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TDH: this is a remake to the movie with the same title. The character's personalities may be somewhat altered to fit the characters from the movie. Please read and review. Rated T for sexuality and some language.
Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.
The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the 일 he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.
The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The 초 was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.
Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.
This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but 당신 should know upfront, this is not a 사랑 story.
Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.
The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the 일 he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.
The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The 초 was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.
Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.
This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but 당신 should know upfront, this is not a 사랑 story.