랜덤 things in PoM comedy
(these happen when I'm spying on them)
* Marlene and Skipper are in a room together*
Marlene: So, Skipper I was wondering if you, um-
Skipper: *burp*
Marlene: *not amused face*
Me: *to myself* Now that's true love. :)
* Kowalski and Private are in the HQ* * Kowalski is trying to explain something to Private*
Kowalski: And that's Murphy's law.
Private: Who's Murphy?
Me: Hehe
* switch to dumb Kowalski* * Private is talking to dumb Kowalski*
Private: Come on Kowalski, 당신 must still have some smart still in you!
Kowalski: Because I hate, drumroll please,
Private: *sigh*
Kowalski: * in his really dumb voice* Peanut-butter!
Me: Nope...
*still dumb Kowalski* *Private is talking to dumb Kowalski*
Private: Can 당신 still count to pi?
Kowalski: Pie? I 사랑 pie! What is pie?
Private: *sigh*
* Julien is talking to Mort (coincidently)*
Mort: Can 당신 really climb up the 벽 will a toilet plunger?
Julien: * thinks not very hard* Try it and stay away from me.
Mort: Okay! * runs to find a toilet plunger*
Me: Oh, no.* face-flipper*
*Kowalski, Rico, and Private are in a room*
Private: *stands 의해 the door* Does anyone want-
*Skipper rushes in and accidentally slams the door on Private*
Skipper: Emergency! *sees what he did* Oops.
*it is very early and the team has to go on a mission* *all but Skipper are very drowsy*
Skipper: *to the others* Hurry up! We might miss him!
Kowalski: Sorry. It's just hard to do a mission on an empty stomach.
Private: *falls down*
Skipper: Alright, alright. *reaches into Rico's mouth and pulls out something* I brought Winkies!
Private: *gets up* Yay!
*Mort is in a haunted house*
Mort: *hears an organ that is suppose to be playing itself* That's creeeepy!
*Julien is in his lounge chair* *Maurice is bringing him a smoothie* *Mort really wants to hug the feet*
Maurice: *gives Julien the smoothie* Here 당신 go, your Majesty.
Julien: I said I wanted a coconut smoothie!
Maurice: No 당신 didn't.
Julien: Well now I am doing it! *bonks Maurice on the head*
Mort: *can't stand waiting anymore* The FEET! *hugs Julien's feet*
Julien: Not the feet! *kicks him off*
Me: *snicker* And the three stooges live.
*I am with Hans and he is telling me his evil plan*
Hans: *finishes* *evil laugh* MWAA HA HA HA!
Me: What's with the evil laugh?
Hans: Were 당신 even listening to my evil plan?
Me: Nope. *giggle*
*The team needs to retrieve something from a construction sight*
Skipper: Let's go. *goes in construction site*
Private: Shouldn't 당신 wear a hard hat 또는 something?
Rico: Yeah!
Skipper: My head is my hard hat.
Kowalski: Then that sign that says "DANGER falling objects" should oppose 당신 no threat.
Skipper: Wha- *something falls on his head* Ow...
*Skipper is lying in bed* *an alarm clock rings*
Skipper: *hits it with a mallet* *clock keeps ringing* *he hits it again*
*this is suppose to be a blooper*
*Blowhole is 노래 the song "I want to control you" from The return of the revenge of Dr. Blowhole*
Blowhole: I, Donna control you! I, I Donna make 당신 make you-
Lobster: Who's Donna?
Director: Cut! Cut! Cut! Blowhole, wanna, not Donna.
Blowhole: It sounds alike! Dolphins don't have good ears!
Lobster: They have a big brains.
Director: Retake! Go!
Blowhole: I, wanna control you! I, I wanna make 당신 smile!
Director: Cut! It's mine, not smile!
Blowhole: 당신 know dolphins don't-
Director: Retake!
Blowhole: I wanna make 당신 mine, I got a potion for devotion-
Director: Stop! Stop! Just read the script!
Blowhole: Well-
Director: Retake!
Blowhole: I, I wanna make 당신 mine! I got an ocean of devotion, and you're the pone for-
Director: What did I say?!
Lobster: I might have probably, accidentally, maybe-
Director: Let's just finish so we can get this over!
Blowhole: I got an ocean of devotion, and you're the one for me. And you're the one for Leeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Director: I'm getting angry...
Lobster: Maybe if-
Director: Oh, be quiet. Retake!
Blowhole: And you're the one for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
How was that?
Director: I didn't say cut!
Blowhole: 당신 just did.
Director: >:^(
*this is not a blooper*
*Rico is near Mort*
Rico: *throughs up a bomb and throughs it to Mort*
Mort: Are we playing hot potato? :D
Bomb: *explodes*
Mort: *flies up in the air* Wheee! *lands on Julien's feet*
Julien: Not the feet! *kicks Mort back to Rico*
Mort: Wheee!
Rico: *throughs up another bomb and throughs it to Mort again*
Mort: Yay! Hot potato! *throughs it back to Rico*
Rico: Wait wha?
Bomb: *explodes again*
Rico: *flies up in the air and lands on Julien's feet*
Julien: Not the feet! *kicks him off*
Rico: *flies again and lands on the rhino*
Rhino: Is there something on my back? *turns and sees Rico* It's you. *kicks him off*
Rico: *lands on the pile of bananas the gorillas are eating*
Badda: Don't mess with the bananas.
Bing: *throughs him off*
Rico: *lands under the elephant*
Bert: *sits on Rico*
Rico: Uhhhhh!
Bert: Who's under there? *pulls Rico out and blows him back to the penguins habitat*
Rico: *lands in front of Skipper*
Skipper: Now what did I tell 당신 about playing pass the bomb?
Rico: Heh, heh, heh.
*this is not really one, but it was so funny I had to include it*
*Private is in the HQ 의해 the table*
Kowalski: *comes over* How would 당신 like to fly?
Private: Could I really?
Kowalski: No. *goes into his lab* *invents something that defies gravity*
Kowalski: *comes out and shoots Private with it*
Private: *begins to rise off the ground* Wheee!
Kowalski: Ta da!
Private: Wheee! Wow! *slips through the entrance and continues to rise*
Kowalski: *chuckle*
Private: *rises up into the sky* *hits a few clouds* Ow. Ow. Ow.
Private: *hits a darkening cloud* *bounces off of it and onto the ground* *lands in Dr. blowhole's lair*
Dr. Blowhole: I would have set a trap if I'd knew 당신 were coming.
Private: * goes up and hits the cloud* *comes down* * repeats this numerous times*
Dr. Blowhole: Hey! Your breaking my lair! * lair is cracking on the ceiling*
Private: Wheee!
Dr. Blowhole: Aaaahhhhh! *lair collapses on him*
* it suddenly starts raining and a wind sends Private back to the 펭귄 habitat*
Private: Wow! That was fun!
Kowalski: What did 당신 do?
Private: Nothing * smiles and giggles*
Kowalski: * rolls his eyes*
* Kowalski is using his time machine*
Kowalski: *steps into the age of dinosaurs* Wow, it worked! I'm all the way in the-
Dinosaur: * steps on him*
*Private is near Skipper with a deck of cards*
Private: Want to play SlapJack with me?
Skipper: Okay. * slaps Private*
* Kowalski is outside the habitat with the other penguins and is going on and on about science*
Kowalski: Then if 당신 put the vinegar in with the acid, it causes a 부엌, 주방 explosion. Hey, did 당신 know that there are two ways 꽃 can pollinate? And they can also- * keeps on talking boringly*
Me: *leans out from my hiding place and whispers in Skipper's earhole* What planet is he from?
Skipper: * rolls eyes*
* Skipper and Hans are fighting*
Skipper: *tackles Hans*
Hans: What did I ever do to you! *stops for a second*
Hans: one, two, three, four...
THE END!
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(these happen when I'm spying on them)
* Marlene and Skipper are in a room together*
Marlene: So, Skipper I was wondering if you, um-
Skipper: *burp*
Marlene: *not amused face*
Me: *to myself* Now that's true love. :)
* Kowalski and Private are in the HQ* * Kowalski is trying to explain something to Private*
Kowalski: And that's Murphy's law.
Private: Who's Murphy?
Me: Hehe
* switch to dumb Kowalski* * Private is talking to dumb Kowalski*
Private: Come on Kowalski, 당신 must still have some smart still in you!
Kowalski: Because I hate, drumroll please,
Private: *sigh*
Kowalski: * in his really dumb voice* Peanut-butter!
Me: Nope...
*still dumb Kowalski* *Private is talking to dumb Kowalski*
Private: Can 당신 still count to pi?
Kowalski: Pie? I 사랑 pie! What is pie?
Private: *sigh*
* Julien is talking to Mort (coincidently)*
Mort: Can 당신 really climb up the 벽 will a toilet plunger?
Julien: * thinks not very hard* Try it and stay away from me.
Mort: Okay! * runs to find a toilet plunger*
Me: Oh, no.* face-flipper*
*Kowalski, Rico, and Private are in a room*
Private: *stands 의해 the door* Does anyone want-
*Skipper rushes in and accidentally slams the door on Private*
Skipper: Emergency! *sees what he did* Oops.
*it is very early and the team has to go on a mission* *all but Skipper are very drowsy*
Skipper: *to the others* Hurry up! We might miss him!
Kowalski: Sorry. It's just hard to do a mission on an empty stomach.
Private: *falls down*
Skipper: Alright, alright. *reaches into Rico's mouth and pulls out something* I brought Winkies!
Private: *gets up* Yay!
*Mort is in a haunted house*
Mort: *hears an organ that is suppose to be playing itself* That's creeeepy!
*Julien is in his lounge chair* *Maurice is bringing him a smoothie* *Mort really wants to hug the feet*
Maurice: *gives Julien the smoothie* Here 당신 go, your Majesty.
Julien: I said I wanted a coconut smoothie!
Maurice: No 당신 didn't.
Julien: Well now I am doing it! *bonks Maurice on the head*
Mort: *can't stand waiting anymore* The FEET! *hugs Julien's feet*
Julien: Not the feet! *kicks him off*
Me: *snicker* And the three stooges live.
*I am with Hans and he is telling me his evil plan*
Hans: *finishes* *evil laugh* MWAA HA HA HA!
Me: What's with the evil laugh?
Hans: Were 당신 even listening to my evil plan?
Me: Nope. *giggle*
*The team needs to retrieve something from a construction sight*
Skipper: Let's go. *goes in construction site*
Private: Shouldn't 당신 wear a hard hat 또는 something?
Rico: Yeah!
Skipper: My head is my hard hat.
Kowalski: Then that sign that says "DANGER falling objects" should oppose 당신 no threat.
Skipper: Wha- *something falls on his head* Ow...
*Skipper is lying in bed* *an alarm clock rings*
Skipper: *hits it with a mallet* *clock keeps ringing* *he hits it again*
*this is suppose to be a blooper*
*Blowhole is 노래 the song "I want to control you" from The return of the revenge of Dr. Blowhole*
Blowhole: I, Donna control you! I, I Donna make 당신 make you-
Lobster: Who's Donna?
Director: Cut! Cut! Cut! Blowhole, wanna, not Donna.
Blowhole: It sounds alike! Dolphins don't have good ears!
Lobster: They have a big brains.
Director: Retake! Go!
Blowhole: I, wanna control you! I, I wanna make 당신 smile!
Director: Cut! It's mine, not smile!
Blowhole: 당신 know dolphins don't-
Director: Retake!
Blowhole: I wanna make 당신 mine, I got a potion for devotion-
Director: Stop! Stop! Just read the script!
Blowhole: Well-
Director: Retake!
Blowhole: I, I wanna make 당신 mine! I got an ocean of devotion, and you're the pone for-
Director: What did I say?!
Lobster: I might have probably, accidentally, maybe-
Director: Let's just finish so we can get this over!
Blowhole: I got an ocean of devotion, and you're the one for me. And you're the one for Leeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Director: I'm getting angry...
Lobster: Maybe if-
Director: Oh, be quiet. Retake!
Blowhole: And you're the one for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
How was that?
Director: I didn't say cut!
Blowhole: 당신 just did.
Director: >:^(
*this is not a blooper*
*Rico is near Mort*
Rico: *throughs up a bomb and throughs it to Mort*
Mort: Are we playing hot potato? :D
Bomb: *explodes*
Mort: *flies up in the air* Wheee! *lands on Julien's feet*
Julien: Not the feet! *kicks Mort back to Rico*
Mort: Wheee!
Rico: *throughs up another bomb and throughs it to Mort again*
Mort: Yay! Hot potato! *throughs it back to Rico*
Rico: Wait wha?
Bomb: *explodes again*
Rico: *flies up in the air and lands on Julien's feet*
Julien: Not the feet! *kicks him off*
Rico: *flies again and lands on the rhino*
Rhino: Is there something on my back? *turns and sees Rico* It's you. *kicks him off*
Rico: *lands on the pile of bananas the gorillas are eating*
Badda: Don't mess with the bananas.
Bing: *throughs him off*
Rico: *lands under the elephant*
Bert: *sits on Rico*
Rico: Uhhhhh!
Bert: Who's under there? *pulls Rico out and blows him back to the penguins habitat*
Rico: *lands in front of Skipper*
Skipper: Now what did I tell 당신 about playing pass the bomb?
Rico: Heh, heh, heh.
*this is not really one, but it was so funny I had to include it*
*Private is in the HQ 의해 the table*
Kowalski: *comes over* How would 당신 like to fly?
Private: Could I really?
Kowalski: No. *goes into his lab* *invents something that defies gravity*
Kowalski: *comes out and shoots Private with it*
Private: *begins to rise off the ground* Wheee!
Kowalski: Ta da!
Private: Wheee! Wow! *slips through the entrance and continues to rise*
Kowalski: *chuckle*
Private: *rises up into the sky* *hits a few clouds* Ow. Ow. Ow.
Private: *hits a darkening cloud* *bounces off of it and onto the ground* *lands in Dr. blowhole's lair*
Dr. Blowhole: I would have set a trap if I'd knew 당신 were coming.
Private: * goes up and hits the cloud* *comes down* * repeats this numerous times*
Dr. Blowhole: Hey! Your breaking my lair! * lair is cracking on the ceiling*
Private: Wheee!
Dr. Blowhole: Aaaahhhhh! *lair collapses on him*
* it suddenly starts raining and a wind sends Private back to the 펭귄 habitat*
Private: Wow! That was fun!
Kowalski: What did 당신 do?
Private: Nothing * smiles and giggles*
Kowalski: * rolls his eyes*
* Kowalski is using his time machine*
Kowalski: *steps into the age of dinosaurs* Wow, it worked! I'm all the way in the-
Dinosaur: * steps on him*
*Private is near Skipper with a deck of cards*
Private: Want to play SlapJack with me?
Skipper: Okay. * slaps Private*
* Kowalski is outside the habitat with the other penguins and is going on and on about science*
Kowalski: Then if 당신 put the vinegar in with the acid, it causes a 부엌, 주방 explosion. Hey, did 당신 know that there are two ways 꽃 can pollinate? And they can also- * keeps on talking boringly*
Me: *leans out from my hiding place and whispers in Skipper's earhole* What planet is he from?
Skipper: * rolls eyes*
* Skipper and Hans are fighting*
Skipper: *tackles Hans*
Hans: What did I ever do to you! *stops for a second*
Hans: one, two, three, four...
THE END!
Please 코멘트 on your 가장 좋아하는 one!
I do not think The Penguins of Madagascar should be cancelled. This show is my life. Literally, 당신 should see all the 사진 I have, all the dvd's I have. I took my time to write a freakin' movie on it for cryin' out loud! (sorry, got a little carried away) There are millions of 팬 all over the world that loves the show. It's the 초 best show on Nick (behind SpongeBob SquarePants...which in my opinion is bogus. POM is way better than that show.). They won Best Animated Program. You'd think with all these factors they might try keeping the show going on for at at least one 더 많이 season. Plus they just started season 3. There's only about 20 episodes in it. I think whoever decided the show should be cancelled should be fired. They don't know what they're talking about because so many people want the show to continue, I don't understand why they can't see that.
Interview Starting in
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Me: "So, Skipper, how long have 당신 been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems 당신 have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view 당신 as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: 엘 *sigh* "Who's your 다음 in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did 당신 go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do 당신 eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY 질문 당신 WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If 당신 want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
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2...
1...
Me: "So, Skipper, how long have 당신 been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems 당신 have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view 당신 as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: 엘 *sigh* "Who's your 다음 in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did 당신 go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do 당신 eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY 질문 당신 WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If 당신 want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.