It's 크리스마스 time in the village and everybody's excited. Here's where the story begins. Kai-Lan and her 프렌즈 are putting up decorations, while Ye Ye is putting out snacks besides them.

Ye Ye: How are the decorations coming along?
Kai-Lan: They're going great.
Ye Ye: [laughs] I'm glad to hear that. Here are some snacks for 당신 guys.
All: Xie Xie!
Ye Ye: Bié kèqì. I know 당신 guys must be getting hungry after all that hard work. Huítóu jiàn!
All: Huítóu jiàn!
Hoho: Kai-Lan, do 당신 think there will be a lot of presents under the 나무, 트리 this year?
Kai-Lan: I hope so, Hoho. It's gonna be very...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 1, Episode 6
"Hoho's Dilemma"

[[The epsiode begins with Kai-Lan and her 프렌즈 watching an episode of SpongeBob.]]

Rintoo: Hey, 당신 guys wanna know which SpongeBob episode is my favorite?
Hoho: What?
Rintoo: The one where SpongeBob and Patrick go to that toy store and they stay there overnight.
Lulu: That's my 가장 좋아하는 episode as well, not as much as the "Bubblestand" episode.

[[The phone rings. Kai-Lan gets up and 답변 it.]]

Kai-Lan: Empress Kai-lan here. Oh, ni hao, Mr. Fluffy. What's that? 당신 want to come over, and introduce us to your little sister? Well, we...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 1, Episode 1
"To Share 또는 Not 또는 Share"

[[The episode begins in the 성 of Empress Kai-Lan and Emperor Rintoo.]]
[[Emperor Rintoo and Prince Hoho are playing in the royal playroom, which is located near the end of the 초 floor.]]
[[Rintoo and Hoho laugh]]

Hoho: Rintoo, where are you?
Rintoo: You'll never find me.
Hoho: Let's hope I will. [[laughing]]

[[The scene cuts to the cupboard, where Rintoo is seen opening the door half way, but Hoho hears him and opens the door on him]]

Hoho: [[laughs]] I found you
Rintoo: Okay, 당신 caught me, but 다음 time I'll find a better...

The reason I made the switch in titles was I originally was going to have a minor character befall this fate, but after I thought it through a little more, Rintoo seemed like a perfect fit for this whole thing. So... that ends the confusion. Now, for why this fanfic is titled what it's titled.

Rintoo: Okay, guys, get ready to have your brains explode.
Tolee: I'm grossed out 의해 fleshy explosions.
Rintoo: Okay, except for Tolee.
Kai-Lan: If anything happens, we're here for you.
Rintoo: Okay, here we go.
*Rintoo starts his run with a 360 Melon, an easy trick to pull off. He then ramps it up a bit by...