Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 1, Episode 3
"The Noble King"

[[The episode begins with Kai-Lan and Hoho willingly looking at a 사진 of the Monkey King saving a cat from a tree.]]

Kai-Lan: Check out this deadline, "The Monkey King willingly rescues cat from a falling branch."
Hoho: That is the most awesome thing he has ever done. It's like he came out of nowhere.
Kai-Lan: Only he's not a stranger, he's...
Kai-Lan and Hoho: The Monkey King!
Hoho: The Monkey King can do all sorts of things.
Kai-Lan: Yeah, like fly, do silly things and jumping really high.
Hoho: The Monkey King can save anybody.

[[Hoho...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 1, Episode 1
"To Share 또는 Not 또는 Share"

[[The episode begins in the 성 of Empress Kai-Lan and Emperor Rintoo.]]
[[Emperor Rintoo and Prince Hoho are playing in the royal playroom, which is located near the end of the 초 floor.]]
[[Rintoo and Hoho laugh]]

Hoho: Rintoo, where are you?
Rintoo: You'll never find me.
Hoho: Let's hope I will. [[laughing]]

[[The scene cuts to the cupboard, where Rintoo is seen opening the door half way, but Hoho hears him and opens the door on him]]

Hoho: [[laughs]] I found you
Rintoo: Okay, 당신 caught me, but 다음 time I'll find a better...

Why give Stompy his first fanfic? Because he doesn't get any damn respect. Yeah, his name is on the 제목 of an NHKL episode, but I don't feel that's enough. Hence, the following fanfic.

Kai-Lan: Stompy, 당신 want to do WHAT?????
Stompy: Yeah. 당신 heard me. I want to become a daredevil. Like, 당신 know, Evel Knievel, but with fewer injuries.
Kai-Lan: And you're absolutely sure 당신 want to potentially risk your life doing crazy-ass stunts?
Stompy: Are 당신 kidding me? I get no respect around here! Back when 당신 had that train(I don't want to know how 당신 even got that), 당신 and your 프렌즈 had to...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 1
"The Royal Pain"

[The episode begins with Kai-Lan and her 프렌즈 playing a game of tag. Everyone is laughing as Hoho chases his 프렌즈 around the palace, in hopes of tagging them.]

Hoho: [tagging Tolee] Tag, I got you. You're it, Tolee.
Tolee: Hey, no fair! 당신 weren't on the ground, and 당신 didn't evenn tag me. 당신 just hopped on my head and told me that I was it.
Hoho: Pretty cool, huh?
Tolee: But now I have one question.
Hoho: What's that?
Tolee: How did 당신 manage to do that?
Hoho: Simple, if you're really small and unseen, 당신 can do a whole bunch...

[[Rintoo and Hoho are lying down on the grass, looking up at the sky, when all of a sudden they hear a strange noise.]]

Hoho: What was that?
Rintoo: I'm not sure. But whatever it is, it sure is loud.

[[The noise begins again, but this time, it's close.]]

Hoho: There it is again. But it's closer this time.
Rintoo: It seems t come from around here.

[[Hoho puts his ears on Rintoo's stomach, where he finds out that it was his stomach making the noise.]]

Hoho: It's your tummy, Rintoo.
Rintoo: [[laughs]] You're right. I guess I'm getting hungry. [[laughs again]]

[[Hoho's stomch starts growling.]]

Hoho: Hey,...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 1, Episode 11
"Former Life of Ye Ye"

[[The episode begins with Kai-Lan and Ye Ye doing some gardening.]]

Kai-Lan: What kind of 꽃 is this, Ye Ye?
Ye Ye: That kind of 꽃 is a yellow petunia. It came from the other side of the forest.
Kai-Lan: And this one?
Ye Ye: This one is a black rose. They're 더 많이 likely to grow outside of China, but they can be shipped all the way from Japan.
Kai-Lan: That's great. How do 당신 know all of these different types of flowers?
Ye Ye: 당신 know, 의해 looking at them and understanding what they are. Also, 읽기 about them. That's...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 6
"It's Gettin' Cold in Here"

[The episode begins in the palace playroom, where Tolee and Rintoo, laughing hysterically as they look at some very funny videos.]

Rintoo: Hey, hey, check this one out.

[The video they are looking at involves a baby 오리 who somehow finds his way out of the pond, and takes a bite out of a cake from the snack shack.]

[Rintoo and Tolee laugh once again.]

Rintoo: How does he do that?
Tolee: I have no idea, but it is hilarious. 당신 can actually see the frosting on his lips.
Rintoo: [laughs louder] I know, I can't believe he did that!...

Season 2, Episode 3

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 3
"The Humble Emperor"

[The episode begins with Kai-Lan and the gang looking at some of the new toys they have in the toy store.]

Lulu: Hey, look at this one.
Hoho: Wow, that's one big racer. What does it do?
Lulu: It says that it can go up to a speed of about 80 miles per hour.
Hoho: Just think, how much fast that car can be. I bet that thing is faster than Rintoo.
Rintoo: Hey!
Hoho: I wouldn't consider it being as fast as you, Rintoo. Who knows, it could be.
Rintoo: I don't know. But all I know is nobody can be able to catch me with me...