1. Stare at him for a long time
2. When he asks what you're doing tell him he has lines on his face
3. Throw something in his face
4. Poke him constantly
5. Ask why he's so grumpy all the time
6. If he doesn't answer, conclude he's PMSing
7. Or... ask if he was never hugged as a child
8. Glomp him
9. Bug him constantly about his personal life
10. Ask where the lines came from
11. If he doesn't answer, keep bugging him till he does
12. If he does answer, shout "THEY'RE SCAAAAARS!!" and fall on the floor
13. Sing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" over and over and over....
14. Offer to paint his nails
15. Ask if he can paint yours
16. Challenge him to a 베개 fight
17. Randomly shout in his face
18. Grab his 음식 right as he's about to eat it
19. Tackle hug him
20. Wake him up at 4 AM...
21. ...by jumping on him
22. Play the Caramelldansen...
23. ...and insist that he dance with you
24. Ask him to buy 당신 ice cream
25. Take him to Build a 곰 Workshop (evil, isn't it?)
26. Sing "Pop goes the weasel"
27. Ask why he has't tried to kill Pein yet... since he was a spy in the first place
28. Babble like a moron
29. When he asks what the heck you're doing say you're imitating Sasuke
30. Poke him with a stick
31. when he asks what you're doing (again), tell him "You're dead aren't you? I'm trying to tell for myself."
32. Mess with his hair
33. Imitate the 유니콘 from "Charlie the Unicorn"
34. Insist that he goes to 캔디 Mountain with you
35. Write "______ was here" on his face while he's asleep
36. Call him "Weasel boy"
37. Better yet, "Weasel-chan"
38. Buy him a frilly 치마 saying "It matches your eyes"
39. Keep asking why he killed his clan
40. Keep asking him why he acted like the super bad guy for 90% of the series
41. Make him do tongue twisters
42. Buy him a huge teddy bear, saying it would be his best friend for ever and ever
43. Better yet, get him a friendship bracelet for 당신 and him
44. Scream randomly
45. ...say 당신 saw a 거미 on his face
46. ...swat it for him
47. Hug him for no reason
48. Ask why his father was such an ass
49. ...Ask if his father ever abused him
50. No matter what he says, pat his head and say "Ohhh 당신 poor child."
51. Try to 키스 him
52. Try and use him as a 크리스마스 tree
53. Ask him to bake 쿠키 for you
54. When he refuses, cry. Loudly. For a LONG time... at least until he agrees
55. Insist that 당신 want to give him a makeover
56. Steal his pants...
57. ...Blame it on Sasuke
58. Tell him how boring it must be to torture someone for three days straight
59. Point at him and shout "IT'S THE GRIM REAPER!!"
60. Tell him he should have therapy...
61. ...then decline the idea, stating that he must have killed every other therapist left
62. Randomly wave in his face
63. Act like a complete and total retard
64. Tell him he's hot, then glomp him
65. Tell him Kisame has a creepy obsession with him and has picture of him under his bed
66. Ask him if he ever played Pokemon as a child...
67. ...because the Uchiha crest looks like a Pokeball
68. Try and flirt with him
69. Try and impersonate how he talks
70. Sit on him
71. Burst into tears when he looks at you
72. Talk to him in baby talk
73. Talk to him in 1337
74. Ask if 당신 can use him as a pillow
75. ...better yet, ask if 당신 can use his head as a pillow
76. Hit him with a slipper
77. In a very obnoxious tone ask him "Boxers 또는 briefs?"
78. Call him a "pretty boy"
79. Ask if he's ever been in a maid outfit...
80. ...Tell him he should
81. ...buy one for him
82. Force him to do your science homework
83. Ask him where 아기 come from
84. Stare at him blankly with your tongue out
85. Laugh insanely for no reason
86. ...in his face
87. Chew gum really loudly in front of him
88. ...blow a bubble in front of him
89. ...make sure it bursts in his face
90. Sneeze on him
91. Sing the slinky song from Ace Ventura over and over and over...
92. Tell him he's should stay out of the sun... his soul will burn
93. Ask if he even has a heart
94. If the answer is yes, ask where it went
95. If he refuses to answer, insist that Kakuzu give him a 심장 transplant
96. Get a 강아지 to lick his face
97. Make obnoxious noises that are sure to make 당신 spit on him
98. When he asks what it was for, tell him that he needs to clean his face... he has lines on it
99. Suddenly open the blinds on a really sunny day. Make sure the place is really dark and he's looking
100. Tie him to a chair and force him to watch Dora the Explorer... for an ENTIRE 76 hours
2. When he asks what you're doing tell him he has lines on his face
3. Throw something in his face
4. Poke him constantly
5. Ask why he's so grumpy all the time
6. If he doesn't answer, conclude he's PMSing
7. Or... ask if he was never hugged as a child
8. Glomp him
9. Bug him constantly about his personal life
10. Ask where the lines came from
11. If he doesn't answer, keep bugging him till he does
12. If he does answer, shout "THEY'RE SCAAAAARS!!" and fall on the floor
13. Sing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" over and over and over....
14. Offer to paint his nails
15. Ask if he can paint yours
16. Challenge him to a 베개 fight
17. Randomly shout in his face
18. Grab his 음식 right as he's about to eat it
19. Tackle hug him
20. Wake him up at 4 AM...
21. ...by jumping on him
22. Play the Caramelldansen...
23. ...and insist that he dance with you
24. Ask him to buy 당신 ice cream
25. Take him to Build a 곰 Workshop (evil, isn't it?)
26. Sing "Pop goes the weasel"
27. Ask why he has't tried to kill Pein yet... since he was a spy in the first place
28. Babble like a moron
29. When he asks what the heck you're doing say you're imitating Sasuke
30. Poke him with a stick
31. when he asks what you're doing (again), tell him "You're dead aren't you? I'm trying to tell for myself."
32. Mess with his hair
33. Imitate the 유니콘 from "Charlie the Unicorn"
34. Insist that he goes to 캔디 Mountain with you
35. Write "______ was here" on his face while he's asleep
36. Call him "Weasel boy"
37. Better yet, "Weasel-chan"
38. Buy him a frilly 치마 saying "It matches your eyes"
39. Keep asking why he killed his clan
40. Keep asking him why he acted like the super bad guy for 90% of the series
41. Make him do tongue twisters
42. Buy him a huge teddy bear, saying it would be his best friend for ever and ever
43. Better yet, get him a friendship bracelet for 당신 and him
44. Scream randomly
45. ...say 당신 saw a 거미 on his face
46. ...swat it for him
47. Hug him for no reason
48. Ask why his father was such an ass
49. ...Ask if his father ever abused him
50. No matter what he says, pat his head and say "Ohhh 당신 poor child."
51. Try to 키스 him
52. Try and use him as a 크리스마스 tree
53. Ask him to bake 쿠키 for you
54. When he refuses, cry. Loudly. For a LONG time... at least until he agrees
55. Insist that 당신 want to give him a makeover
56. Steal his pants...
57. ...Blame it on Sasuke
58. Tell him how boring it must be to torture someone for three days straight
59. Point at him and shout "IT'S THE GRIM REAPER!!"
60. Tell him he should have therapy...
61. ...then decline the idea, stating that he must have killed every other therapist left
62. Randomly wave in his face
63. Act like a complete and total retard
64. Tell him he's hot, then glomp him
65. Tell him Kisame has a creepy obsession with him and has picture of him under his bed
66. Ask him if he ever played Pokemon as a child...
67. ...because the Uchiha crest looks like a Pokeball
68. Try and flirt with him
69. Try and impersonate how he talks
70. Sit on him
71. Burst into tears when he looks at you
72. Talk to him in baby talk
73. Talk to him in 1337
74. Ask if 당신 can use him as a pillow
75. ...better yet, ask if 당신 can use his head as a pillow
76. Hit him with a slipper
77. In a very obnoxious tone ask him "Boxers 또는 briefs?"
78. Call him a "pretty boy"
79. Ask if he's ever been in a maid outfit...
80. ...Tell him he should
81. ...buy one for him
82. Force him to do your science homework
83. Ask him where 아기 come from
84. Stare at him blankly with your tongue out
85. Laugh insanely for no reason
86. ...in his face
87. Chew gum really loudly in front of him
88. ...blow a bubble in front of him
89. ...make sure it bursts in his face
90. Sneeze on him
91. Sing the slinky song from Ace Ventura over and over and over...
92. Tell him he's should stay out of the sun... his soul will burn
93. Ask if he even has a heart
94. If the answer is yes, ask where it went
95. If he refuses to answer, insist that Kakuzu give him a 심장 transplant
96. Get a 강아지 to lick his face
97. Make obnoxious noises that are sure to make 당신 spit on him
98. When he asks what it was for, tell him that he needs to clean his face... he has lines on it
99. Suddenly open the blinds on a really sunny day. Make sure the place is really dark and he's looking
100. Tie him to a chair and force him to watch Dora the Explorer... for an ENTIRE 76 hours
with ZABAZA demon of the mist
KAKSHI was in 침대 after using most
of his power SAKURA and both
SASKUE and there SENSI were bin mean
to 나루토 first SAKURA shout at poor 나루토
my poor SASUKE got HIRT becomes of your
당신 all ways in the way why don't 당신
DISSAPER 당신 loser and don't come back
said a very angry SAKURA
당신 나루토 it wood be best if 당신 were
never on this team to get in the way
said KAKSHI yeah loser said SASUKE
oh how sorry they were at that 분
looking shock at 나루토 with blood
coming out his body not red but ice blue
with that 나루토 cry sniff in pain
I new from 일 one 당신 3 hate me
like the rest of the VILLAGE
GESS there all right I am a demon a monster
don't worry 당신 not going to see me ever again
I am going to end it said 나루토 as he run
fast he can to the forest
end of part 1