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March 3rd, 1987

Narrator: Things were going downhill for us again since Harlan was killed. We moved back in San Franciscolt in 1983 to hopefully hide under the noses of our family, and avoid rejoining their life of crime, but that plan was slowly failing. Vito started buying 더 많이 guns, and sometimes got in trouble with the police. He would end up in frequent fights with them, and sometimes even shot them. He threatened to leave me to fight on my own if we ever encountered the Costanza's, but I'm already fighting on my own while Vito is dealing with the heat. It at least helps me focus...

Jerry returned 집 after fighting off the Mexicans.

Jerry: *Opens the refrigerator, and pours himself a glass of 주황색, 오렌지 juice*
Vito: *Arrives* I had a nice walk through town. How are 당신 doing Jerry?
Jerry: Good.
Vito: What do 당신 say we watch some television?
Jerry: I'll 가입하기 당신 after I pour myself a bowl of pretzels.
Vito: Say no more. *Turns on the TV*
News Pony: It was a great show indeed, but now we 옮기기 onto something 더 많이 tragic. A chase between five ponies turned violent earlier this morning when four Mexicans tried to mug a stallion. One of them has been taken into custody, while the other...

Harlan walked into the apartment, feeling very pleased with himself.

Harlan: Another spectacular 일 of railroading complete.
Jerry: *Walks in with Vito*
Vito: Finally, our employment problem is over.
Harlan: Where are 당신 guys working now?
Jerry: Mike's Autoshop?
Harlan: Never heard of it.
Vito: It's only a couple of blocks from here.
Jerry: The owner is a hedgehog.
Harlan: Oh.
Vito: We start tomorrow.

The 다음 day.

Michael: *Watching Vito & Jerry walk into the shop* Mornin' fellas. You're early.
Jerry: What are we doing first?
Michael: Can 당신 work on the Subaru? I already placed it on the lift for...

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Vito: *Runs into a room, and goes down a 불, 화재 escape*
Pony: *Firing at Vito with a Tommygun*

December 7, 1980. 5:38 PM. Chicagoat.

Vito: *Sees 더 많이 ponies following him. He grabs a 망아지, 콜트 45, and fires one bullet at each 조랑말 as he runs down the stairs towards the street*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Costanza Ponies: *Arrive in a Buick*
Vito: *Runs into the car* Step on it!
Costanza...

The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th 일 of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings....

Theme song for this fanfic: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode VIII

The Nazis Strike Back

Things are not going well for the 조랑말 Alliance. Despite defeating Dr. Robotnik who has teamed up with Discord, Twilight Sparkle has decided to abandon the mane 6, and help the Nazis take over Canterlot.

After their success, Twilight has made plans to get the griffons, and changelings to 가입하기 their army. Once that is done, they will make their attempt to rule all of Equestria

Our hero, Sean The Hedgehog is with his girlfriend 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. They...

January 24th, 1986

Boss: *Talking on the phone* They've been gone for 5 years. I highly doubt this will bring them back.
Mr. Costanza: *Watching a snow storm in Chicagoat while talking to the San Franciscolt boss* We need to keep trying. They are sabotaging our organization.
Boss: They haven't called the cops on us.
Mr. Costanza: But they have killed dozens of our members. Our own flesh & blood. It's getting tough finding ponies to get made for our family.
Boss: There aren't as many Italians in this country as there were forty years ago. Perhaps we shouldn't worry about nationality, and just...

Vito explained to Harlan what happened as they drove north from Napa to Zinfandel.

Harlan: Again?
Vito: Again. If we stay around there any longer, chances are, we'd be dead right now.
Harlan: Where are we going to stay?
Vito: Well since 당신 gained tons of money for us, we'll go to a hotel. I don't know how long we'll stay there, but once they make us leave, we'll have to go to a junkyard, and make do with what we have.
Harlan: Which isn't a whole lot.
Vito: No it's not.

Another phone call from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt was made.

Mr. Costanza: Did 당신 find them yet?
Boss: Yes sir, but they escaped....

January 8, 1983

Vito: *Arrives at 집 in his car*
Q: *Waiting in a sedan with two other stallions* That's him.
Stallion 42: That sure is a nice house.
Vito: *Walks out of the car*
Q: Shoot him.
Stallion 38: *Looks back* Cop!
Q: *Pulls out a map*
Police Pony: *Stops behind the sedan, and walks out of his car*
Stallion 42: Oh shit.
Q: Relax. *Opens the window*
Police Pony: 저기요 guys, 당신 need some help?
Q: Yeah, I think we took a wrong turn. We're trying to reach Los Angeles.
Police Pony: 당신 know where 221 is?
Q: I think so.
Police Pony: It's just east of here, so 당신 go right. Then keep heading south. Then...

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It was a beautiful 일 in Manehattan as the sun rose, and-

Gordon: This is the wrong intro! This is the intro for Die Hard With A Vengeance! TURN EVERYTHING OFF!!!! *Waits for everything to turn off. After that, he calms down* Now, we're going to show 당신 the real intro for this fanfic.

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San Franciscolt 1995

Mexicans: *Driving a black Flim Decade at high speed passing lots of cars*
Ponies: *Watching the Mexicans pass him*
Mexicans: *Crossing the Bay...

After seeing Tom, Nikki went back to the landscaping company to continue her work.

Mare 25: 당신 get to see Tom again at Wawa?
Nikki: Shut up. *Laughs*
Mare 25: When are 당신 going to ask him out?
Nikki: We're only friends.

Another mare walks over to them.

Melanie: Can any of 당신 help me find a tree?
Nikki: I got 당신 covered.
Melanie: Thank you. 의해 the way, I'm new to Ponyville. I'm Melanie Lockmann.
Nikki: I'm Nikki West. Put 'er there. *Shakes hooves with Melanie* So what kind of 나무, 트리 are 당신 lookin' for?
Melanie: Anything with some nice leaves, 또는 꽃 on it. Show me the prettiest trees 당신 have....

minty:tell us who 당신 are
rainbow dash:yeah!!! plz tell us who 당신 are
napoleon:they are the guardians(W.I.T.C.H.)
cornelia:napoleon get 집 now and leaf us guardians(W.I.T.C.H.) alone while we take care of these ponys
PONYS IN UNISION:O!!!!!!

AFTER THE PONYS NOW WHO THEY ARE(W.I.T.C.H.) THE DECIDED TO MEET EACH OTHER STARTING FROM THEIR NAMES

rainbow dash:so now we know who 당신 are so now plz tell us you're names
WILL:I'M WILL
IRMA:I'M IRMA
TARANEE:TARANEE
CORNELIA:CORNELIA
HAY LIN:NICE TO MEET 당신 I'M 건초 LIN
RAINBOW DASH:I'M 무지개, 레인 보우 DASH
MINTY:I'M MINTY

AFTER THE PONYS KNOW THEIR NAMES THE PONYS ASK...

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Jerry is now the narrator

Narrator: 1982 was definitely a rocky 년 for us. It was off to a good start, but when Harlan joined us in February, things started to go downhill. Vito even had a few other 총 stashed in other spots in case one of our family members found us, and tried to get us back into the life of crime. I even considered moving out of the state, and into the east coast of Equestria, but every town I suggested was recently taken over 의해 our family. Not only were we having problems avoiding the family, and MS13, but we 로스트 our jobs at the winery, and we were getting...

Scoo-Ta-Loo Burst through the Schoolhouse doors and ran right past Sweetie Belle and 사과, 애플 Bloom who were trying to get her attention. She grabbed her scooter and sped off as fast as her little wings could 옮기기 her, for today her Mom and Dad where coming home!

It seemed like it took forever, but she finally reached her 집 and pushed open the door calling out, “Mom, Dad I’m home.” But to her disappointment there was no answer. She soon found a note and read it

Dear Scoo-Ta-Loo,
Father and I are off to mainhatten on an important assignment. We should be in a 일 또는 two, so until we get back...

December 21st, 1980

Jerry: *In the kitchen, eating a banana*
Vito: *Walks into the house* Jerry, I did it.
Jerry: 당신 got us a house?
Vito: Yep. We'll be out of here 의해 New Years Day, just like I promised.
Kayla: *Walks into the house*
Vito: *Looks at Kayla* 당신 didn't tell me 당신 had a marefriend.
Kayla: Is this your brother?
Jerry: Yep, I'd like 당신 to finally meet Vito.
Kayla: Charmed.
Vito: Likewise. Let me make a call. I too have a marefriend, and she's getting lonely all the way in Chicagoat.
Jerry: Be my guest.
Vito: *Picks up the phone, and dials Penny's number*

It was snowing in Chicagoat. Penny...

Vito was talking to Penny on the phone.

Penny: So 당신 really like it down there, huh?
Vito: It would be much better with you, but the weather is nicer.
Penny: I can imagine. *Looks at her clock* I'll call 당신 tomorrow. I need to get some extra sleep for a business meeting tomorrow.
Vito: Okay. I 사랑 you.
Penny: I 사랑 당신 too. *Hangs up*
Vito: *Puts his phone away, and sighs*
Boss: *Walks into Vito's room* Vito, I'm assigning 당신 and Jerry to work together on an important assignment.
Vito: Why Jerry?
Boss: Relax, this will be easy. 당신 two will simply escort some capos out of town. They'll meet us...

The 다음 day, Jerry returned to his house after buying groceries. The 초 he walked into his kitchen, the phone rang.

Jerry: *Picks up his phone* Yeah?
Costanza 조랑말 93: We got trouble down here! Come help us out! *Gets shot, and hangs up*
Jerry: What an interesting phone call. *Runs to his car, grabbing a Mac-10 on the way out*

He drove to the 별장, 빌라 where his boss lives, along with dozens of other Costanza members.

Jerry: *Stops near a tree*
Mexicans: *Firing MP5's at the Costanza's*
Costanza 조랑말 55: *On an M60, 다음 to two ponies using M4 Carbines*
Jerry: *Gets out of his car, and shoots three...

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black 바꿀 수 있는, 컨버터블 with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the 바꿀 수 있는, 컨버터블 they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times 의해 a blue unicorn. He gets punched one 더 많이 time, and his glasses break*

Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 다음 to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry...

Tom met Nikki at the park.

Tom: What do 당신 wanna do first?
Nikki: *Hugs Tom as she kisses him*
Tom: Whoa.
Nikki: My 프렌즈 told me to. I hope 당신 don't mind.
Tom: Not at all. In fact. *Kisses Nikki*

They walked down one of the path's in the park. Lots of trees were on both sides, and on the right side of the path was a stream.

Tom: Ever since I was five, I always enjoyed skipping stones.
Nikki: No kiddin'. I do too.
Tom: Best two out of three, let's see who can go the farthest.

They both stood inside the water, each holding a trio of flat stones.

Tom: On the count of three. One.
Nikki: Two.
Tom: Three....

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case 크래커 at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told 당신 that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: 저기요 Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...