posted by windwakerguy430
Okay, so, I know I said I would never review Equestria After Dark…. and I keep my promise. However, Equestria is riddled with 링그 to clopfics. I was searching for what has to be the worst of all these clopfics. And, I think I was able to find it. The Old Switcheroo. Why is this one the worst out of the bunch. Well, let’s find out.
It starts with Twilight in her library, trying to read, but unable to as she fantasies about her brother, Shining Armor…. wow, five 초 in, and it proved what makes this clopfic awful. It is no doubt an incest clopfic. And, remember, I said CLOPFIC… If 당신 leave now, I won’t blame you. So, she goes outside and meets Applejack. She notices that there is something wrong with Twilight, and asks her. So, Twilight tells her that she loves her brother. OH GOD, IT’S FRIENDSHIP IS WITCHCRAFT ALL OVER AGAIN! I JUST GOT FUCKING DONE WITH THAT! Anyway, once she tells her, 사과 브랜디 then tells her that she loves her brother, Big Macintosh. However, they aren’t aloud to sleep with their brothers, because Equestria has a law that says, “Incest is Not Wincest”......... Really? 당신 really put that there? 당신 really went that low? Oh, god.
So, anyway, Twilight gets a (Ahem) “Brilliant” idea, which makes her and 사과 브랜디 switch bodies. They do this so they can sleep with their brothers without it being weird…. uh, no, it is still weird. No, it’s not weird, its grade A fucked up. This whole fanfic is grade A fucked up. So, they are on a time limit, so, what’s the best thing to do? Well, probably go and get the deed do- No, they just have sex with each other for no reason. Are 당신 fucking serious? I mean, I do not want to read about incest, but, seriously, if you’re on a time limit, then get your job done. Don’t waste it having sex with your friend… or, yourself…. this is going to be confusing, isn’t it?
So, Twilight, or, Applejack, actually, (Yep, it’s confusing) Heads to Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres. She see’s Big Mac sleeping, and already, she seduces him. Just, like that. And, none of 당신 say “Oh, it isn’t incest, because AJ is using Twilights body”. No, it is still incest, AND IT’S STILL FUCKED UP!
So, after this sex scene, we…. got nothing? Yeah, it turns out the author just didn’t finish the project. Can’t blame him. Okay, so, maybe he’s working on it. But, I’m not gonna find out. I’ll make up the rest of the story myself. Twilight fucks Shining Armor, then she and AJ die from stupidity, and I print out this fanfic, only to tear it up, light it on fire, and piss on it. An appropriate ending, I’d say. This fanfic has little to no story, and is just disgusting. But, what do 당신 expect from a Clopfic? Something of Casablanca level…. man, I should be punched in the face for mentioning Casablanca in a review about Clopfics…. but, still, THIS CLOPFIC SUCKS! But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take