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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. 또는 to be 더 많이 specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
Audience: *Laughing*

Louis teleported into Los Angeles.

Louis: It worked!! Now what should I do? I know, I'll do what everypony does when they arrive in L.A. Go to Applewood, and work on movies!
Audience: *Laughing*

So while a jazz band was playing, Louis got in a taxi, and went to the MGM studios in Applewood.

Connor: Director Nick, what do we do now?
Director Nick: I want all of 당신 to prepare for the 다음 scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want 당신 to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: What do 당신 want?
Louis: I want a job in movies.
Director: A job huh?
Louis: Any job. It doesn't have to acting, and I don't care how much 당신 pay me.
Director Nick: There's a first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: How would 당신 like to work on props?
Louis: How do 당신 do that?
Director Nick: Go to the prop room, and find something!
Louis: Okay! *Runs quickly, and returns with a sword*
Director Nick: Where did 당신 find that?
Louis: Oh, somewhere.

In another studio.

Actor: I can't be a knight without a sword!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do 당신 think I care? Let's keep rolling!

Back to Louis, and Director Nick.

Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, 또는 mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to prop room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here 당신 are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the 사랑 of... I give up, get outta here.

But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. Find out in the 다음 episode when another Movie Studio skit will arrive.

Coming up 다음 is The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
This is the 2,100th 기사 on this club. Let's celebrate!!

Now onto the story

Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.

Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks 사과, 애플 tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
Rainbow Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the...
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Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the 책 I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because 당신 know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV show called M*A*S*H, at least...
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When most ponies think about the police, they think about the ones that protect towns/cities. What they don't know is that there are police ponies for many things. Towns, cities, railroads, even the military has it's own police force.

We got a camera crew to follow a 조랑말 in the railroad police, doing a daily patrol in Kansas City, Maressouri. Then, this happened.

RP Pony: *Driving train* I'm officer Johnny Johnson, and I've been in the railroad police for a few years. It's not like being an ordinary cop, 당신 don't just pull somepony over for going over the speed limit. 당신 gotta make sure...
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텔레비전 shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the list is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop show they liked, and here are the replies we got.

Rainbow Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes 당신 think I'd watch a show about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My...
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Ponies that work for the police 사랑 their job, but like most things, cops haven't been around here forever.

During the middle ages, there were no police ponies. Instead, there were knights, fighting each other for 더 많이 land to have for their kingdom.

The Wild West had no cops either. The closest thing to a police officer was a sheriff. In many towns of the Wild West, the sheriffs would always get killed.

Then, towards the end of the 19th century, the police 조랑말 was invented. Most police ponies were Irish immigrants, living in the east, 또는 mid-west coast of the United States of Equestria....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
DRUG ADDICTS
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do 당신 feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no 코멘트 at the time.
Reporter: Why did 당신 let him free?
Ricca:...
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I personally don't mind her.She's just your stereo type mean girl.But I'm truly wondering why she PICKS on the cmc.Is there a history to this?Is she doing this to become popular?It's one of those character I'm curious about.Which put her in the lime-light in my opinion.I ask why so I can keep making my head cannons about it. Which makes me think that she could be a interesting character.And I really want to see her 일 in and out.I know 당신 guys hate me already for saying that she could be interesting and 당신 guys are going to hate me 더 많이 saying this. If 당신 think about her she's ashley pretty likable. In season 3
she started to be nice to the other ponies but she
picked on cmc just a little bit.And when 당신 think about it that's the only ponies she picked on as far as I can tell.I know 당신 guys hate me 의해 now so I'm ending the 기사 here.
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One

My Little..I HATE THIS BUCKING JOB

Wat:
Attempt Two

When I was a little kiddy and the people got shot down~

Wat:
Attempt Three

Like pin the tail on the donkey and soda and I'm never gonna get this right am I

Wat:
Attempt Four

Twilight is my bestest friend whoohoo whoohoo she the best *insert brony reference here*

Wat:
Attempt Five

Hop skip and jump and hop skip and jump and god Pinkie is annoying

Wat:
Attempt Six

*insert another annoying Pinkie song here*

Wat:
Attempt Seven

She's a multisex yellow Pegasus with 담홍색, 핑크 curly hair

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Winter 덮개, 랩 Up x10000000

Wat:
Attempt Nine

Pinkie bakes...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Season 5 Highlights

Mirage: *Standing in front of station* Hello there. Being the new pony, and all, I got the advantage of hosting the season 5 highlights. When...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Butterscotch

Butterscotch is a yellow 조랑말 with a golden brown mane. Her eyes are also golden brown. Her cutie mark is several 주황색, 오렌지 butterflies.


Blue Belle

Blue Belle is a blue 조랑말 with a purple mane. She has periwinkle eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of twelve periwinkle stars.


Minty

Minty is an green 조랑말 with a white mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of eleven dark green clovers.

Snuzzle

Snuzzle is a grey 조랑말 with a 담홍색, 핑크 mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of 담홍색, 핑크 hearts.


Cotton Candy

Cotton 캔디 is a 담홍색, 핑크 조랑말 with a dark 담홍색, 핑크 mane. She has purple...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a great 일 in the Crystal Empire, but Juno was flying her plane with Proxy, and Jeff on board.

Cadence: *Sees plane with binoculars* We have visitors.
Shining Armor: Twilight Sparkle has found us.
Cadence: Perhaps. Shining, gather all of our soldiers to fight with me, but stay here.
Shining Armor: Cadence, I'm 더 많이 powerful than you. Let me fight!
Cadence: No, 당신 will do as I say, 또는 you'll be executed. I need somepony to defend this castle.
Shining Armor: Very well, but be careful.
Cadence: I will. *Kisses Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *Kisses Cadence back*

Okay, enough with the romance!...
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 Spectrum
Spectrum
Flash back....
Rainbows mother Dew and Her Father Wind had told her that being a wonderfully was great.Rainbow was born with half a horn which was pretty powerful.Gladys a filly who attended flight school was a selfish brat.but admired 무지개, 레인 보우 Spectrums skill,I could go 172 at speed also I could multi task which was pretty cool and I said the only way she could hang out with me was to don't be so selfish.And she stopped,as a older filly I was part of The Rainy bolts a group of fillies that got rid of old spectrum and trained how to fly in fact I was the leader.My wing spans was long also I wasn't talkative,I hanged out with Rainbowdash,Ollie(my main o c),Sharp winged,Ivey,and Snowstorm(another of my main characters).The 일 came when I was 12 I become a mini wonder bolt well since dash was older than me she was a Wonder bolt she was 14.I was right behind Rainbowdash,her 프렌즈 said I was the 다음 element of harmony,and it turned out it was true,the element of dreams!
 Ivey
Ivey
 Sharp Winged
Sharp Winged
 Gladys
Gladys
 Snowstorm
Snowstorm
 Rainbowdash
Rainbowdash
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After talking to Hawkeye, and Stylo, Mirage went to the train yard where he had to work with Nicole. They were taking a freight train to Laramie.

Mirage: *Climbs into cab* Hello Nicole.
Nicole: Hi Mirage.
Mirage: How long have 당신 been here?
Nicole: Not too long. I'm waiting for the Railroad Police to finish inspecting the train.
Mirage: Right then. Did 당신 check our fuel?
Nicole: Yes. We have enough coal, and water to go all the way to Laramie, and back.
RP Pony: Okay, you're clear to go.
Mirage: Right.
Nicole: Thank you.
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Nicole: *Blows whistle twice*
Mirage: *Shoveling...
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posted by BlackPetals
Bah... I just woke up. 곰 with me. -Not at all funny cause my nickname's Sambear.- Shortest one, but I might tweak it later.... after coffee... and toast...




Rarity shambled into her room,and lay down, staring at the mirror close to her. She probably should get ready for 사과, 애플 Jack's party later, but she was tired. And, as a fashionista unicorn, readying would be a cinch, right? She let her eyes drift shut, not noticing the cold that crept into her bones. Her mind wandered, and she giggled feebly. "Ha, ha, sew tired. D'you get it, Sweetie? So tired, sew tired, and I make dresses? Ha..." Not only was she tired, but now she felt like stone. She yawned, and was still.


.................. -Coffee and Toast-...................
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob enjoyed visiting Jerry, but was looking 앞으로 to talking to Emily about seeing Jerry.

Emily: *Watching TV*
Bob: *Arrives at house* Honey, I'm home.
Emily: Great dear. How was your stay at Jerry's?
Bob: Not too bad. Listen, about Jerry, I want to talk to 당신 about that.
Emily: I do too. Why don't 당신 talk about it first?
Bob: No, I think it would be best if 당신 talk first.
Emily: Very well. I was thinking about it, and I think it's great that you're making new friends. That's part of the job for being a therapist, and I want 당신 to know that I'm fine with 당신 seeing Jerry. Now, what do you...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: 당신 got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned 의해 two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than 당신 my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of 당신 to say Burt.
Bob: So what do 당신 plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely 옮기기 back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...
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Today, everypony listens to music. No matter where they are, what they're doing, most of the time they are listening to music. Yet another new type of 음악 was created just a few years ago.

link

The new type of music, is dubstep. Most songs in this category of 음악 are remixes of any song chosen. Vinyl Scratch is the best dubstep player in Equestria, and loves her job.

Vinyl Scratch: Nopony can beat me when it comes to operating a 베이스 cannon. I'm literally unstoppable!
Rainbow Dash: She hasn't been defeated 의해 anypony yet. I don't think she ever will be defeated.
Octavia: Although I'm not...
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Twilight: Man, 당신 haven't shown us any rap yet! Get some rap, get some rap.
Black Ponies: Get some rap! Get some rap!

link

When it was invented in the 80's, rap became 인기 for African Equestrian ponies living in the hood. There were some ponies that had children who would listen to this kind of music, and they wouldn't be happy about it.

Octavia: It was like the 50's all over again. A new type of 음악 is created, and ponies get angry about it, because it was 인기 with teens, and several young adults.
Vinyl Scratch: 다음 to dubstep, this is the best type of 음악 to listen to. Why would...
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