Everypony at Celestia's 성 was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.
Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting 대포 ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: At least 당신 got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it 당신 three said 당신 were going to do to win this war?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're 로딩 the catapults sir.
Lord Burlington: 불, 화재 the cannons!
Ponies: *Shooting cannons*
Griffons: They're firing cannons at us!
Gilda: Shoot those rocks at them.
Griffons: *Shooting rocks with catapults*
Some of the rocks were hitting some of the bombs shot 의해 cannons, and a few mid air explosions occurred.
Archer: With your permission, my archery team will take them down.
Lord Burlington: Archers, ready.
Archer, and other ponies carrying bow & arrows: *Readying bows*
Lord Burlington: Aim.
Archery Ponies: *Pulling back arrows*
Lord Burlington: Fire!
Archery Ponies: *Firing arrows at griffons*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: What about us?
Lord Burlington: 당신 three must put on armor, get a sword, and shield.
Rarity: Are we... *Gulp* Fighting them out there?
Lord Burlington: Yes 당신 are Miss. I 사랑 mas*****ting to stallions I barely know. Get out there.
Applejack: Let's do this.
So the three ponies went to get what they needed.
Griffon 4: *Gets killed 의해 arrow*
Gilda: Use your shield 당신 careless saps!
Griffons: She's right. Use the shields.
Tomtom: You're a good leader.
Gilda: Yeah, I know.
McKing: Ma'am, we're getting 더 많이 casualties.
Gilda: How is this possible? We should be winning.
Tomtom: Maybe, because we're outnumbered.
McKing: Hey, you're right. Where's Mike?
Lucifer: I don't see him.
Mike was at their castle, modifying his toy tommy gun.
Mike: Yes. This is good. Now I'll show the others that I mean business with this. Look out everypony. *Grabs toy tommygun* I'm going to kill you.
Back at the battle.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: This is gonna be so awesome.
Rarity: Awesome? We're going to die.
Applejack: No we're not. We're going to win.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Charge! *Charges towards Griffons*
사과 브랜디 & Rarity: *Following 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
Gilda: There they are.
McKing: Shoot them.
Griffons: *Shooting arrows at 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Applejack, and Rarity* It's not working. Our arrows keep hitting their armor.
Porter: They're not even slowing down.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Raises sword* Yeah!!
Gilda: Oh god.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Stabs Porter's stomach*
Porter: *Feels sword hit stomach*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Wait a minute.. *Gets sent flying backwards due to the impact on Porter's stomach*
Porter: I told 당신 it was a good thing to be fat.
Applejack: *Cuts Porter's head off with sword*
Gilda: Yeah. *Grabs sword* 당신 ready to "Square dance" redneck?
Applejack: *Swings sword at Gilda*
Rarity: *Kills two griffons* I can't believe I'm doing this. It's so unladylike.
Gilda: *Continues swordfight with Applejack*
Applejack: *Kicks griffon, then jumps up in air*
Gilda: *Swings sword*
Applejack: *Blocks attack*
McKing: Tomtom, help Gilda defeat that 주황색, 오렌지 pony.
Tomtom: Yes sir.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Returns, and kills Tomtom* Did 당신 miss me?
Rarity: Yes.
Applejack: Practically. *Gets kicked 의해 Gilda*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Hey! Nopony does that to my friend!
Gilda: What are 당신 going to do about it?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Just be me.
Gilda: What?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Hits Gilda with sword*
Lord Burlington: *Watching fight* This is great. Does anypony have popcorn?
Celestia: What is that?
Lord Burlington: It's... Never mind.
2 B continued
Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting 대포 ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: At least 당신 got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it 당신 three said 당신 were going to do to win this war?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're 로딩 the catapults sir.
Lord Burlington: 불, 화재 the cannons!
Ponies: *Shooting cannons*
Griffons: They're firing cannons at us!
Gilda: Shoot those rocks at them.
Griffons: *Shooting rocks with catapults*
Some of the rocks were hitting some of the bombs shot 의해 cannons, and a few mid air explosions occurred.
Archer: With your permission, my archery team will take them down.
Lord Burlington: Archers, ready.
Archer, and other ponies carrying bow & arrows: *Readying bows*
Lord Burlington: Aim.
Archery Ponies: *Pulling back arrows*
Lord Burlington: Fire!
Archery Ponies: *Firing arrows at griffons*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: What about us?
Lord Burlington: 당신 three must put on armor, get a sword, and shield.
Rarity: Are we... *Gulp* Fighting them out there?
Lord Burlington: Yes 당신 are Miss. I 사랑 mas*****ting to stallions I barely know. Get out there.
Applejack: Let's do this.
So the three ponies went to get what they needed.
Griffon 4: *Gets killed 의해 arrow*
Gilda: Use your shield 당신 careless saps!
Griffons: She's right. Use the shields.
Tomtom: You're a good leader.
Gilda: Yeah, I know.
McKing: Ma'am, we're getting 더 많이 casualties.
Gilda: How is this possible? We should be winning.
Tomtom: Maybe, because we're outnumbered.
McKing: Hey, you're right. Where's Mike?
Lucifer: I don't see him.
Mike was at their castle, modifying his toy tommy gun.
Mike: Yes. This is good. Now I'll show the others that I mean business with this. Look out everypony. *Grabs toy tommygun* I'm going to kill you.
Back at the battle.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: This is gonna be so awesome.
Rarity: Awesome? We're going to die.
Applejack: No we're not. We're going to win.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Charge! *Charges towards Griffons*
사과 브랜디 & Rarity: *Following 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
Gilda: There they are.
McKing: Shoot them.
Griffons: *Shooting arrows at 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Applejack, and Rarity* It's not working. Our arrows keep hitting their armor.
Porter: They're not even slowing down.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Raises sword* Yeah!!
Gilda: Oh god.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Stabs Porter's stomach*
Porter: *Feels sword hit stomach*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Wait a minute.. *Gets sent flying backwards due to the impact on Porter's stomach*
Porter: I told 당신 it was a good thing to be fat.
Applejack: *Cuts Porter's head off with sword*
Gilda: Yeah. *Grabs sword* 당신 ready to "Square dance" redneck?
Applejack: *Swings sword at Gilda*
Rarity: *Kills two griffons* I can't believe I'm doing this. It's so unladylike.
Gilda: *Continues swordfight with Applejack*
Applejack: *Kicks griffon, then jumps up in air*
Gilda: *Swings sword*
Applejack: *Blocks attack*
McKing: Tomtom, help Gilda defeat that 주황색, 오렌지 pony.
Tomtom: Yes sir.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Returns, and kills Tomtom* Did 당신 miss me?
Rarity: Yes.
Applejack: Practically. *Gets kicked 의해 Gilda*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Hey! Nopony does that to my friend!
Gilda: What are 당신 going to do about it?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Just be me.
Gilda: What?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Hits Gilda with sword*
Lord Burlington: *Watching fight* This is great. Does anypony have popcorn?
Celestia: What is that?
Lord Burlington: It's... Never mind.
2 B continued
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a 구름, 클라우드 of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real 프렌즈 don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a 구름, 클라우드 of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real 프렌즈 don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.