posted by Seanthehedgehog
Harry arrived at the general store. A few police officers were there already. Early Joe was disguised as a 조랑말 working at the general store.
Harry: What's going on?
Police Pony: Well, we heard from HQ that the 조랑말 over there 읽기 the magazine, and some of his 프렌즈 were good at robbing stores, like this one. They've been doing this for years.
Harry: I see.
The 조랑말 읽기 the magazine, walked away, and got to an 주황색, 오렌지 car. Once he got in, three other ponies walked out of the car, and into the store.
Harry: Here's a couple of suspicious looking dudes.
Robber 1 & 2: *Waiting be cash register*
Robber 3: *Waiting 의해 magazine stand*
Colt: *Running into store*
Robber 3: *Trips colt*
Robber 1: *Grabs shotgun* Everypony get down, this is a robbery!!
Joe: *About to get down*
Robber 1: Not you, n*gger. 당신 just stay right there.
Worker: What about me?
Robber 2: Be quiet, and unlock that safe!
Robber 1: Now for you. *Pointing gun at Joe* Put your mouth on this gun, and suck it.
Joe: *Stands still*
Robber 2: Are 당신 going to the 안전한, 안전 또는 what?!
Worker: *Runs away*
Robber 1: Right here. Right here is where I kill me a n*gger. Lay down on the floor.
Joe: *Standing still*
Robber 1: Lay down on the floor!
Joe: *Slowly getting onto floor*
Police Pony: Now?
Harry: Now. *Shoots Robber 1*
Police Pony: Police, put your hooves in the air!
Robber 2: *Shoots police pony*
Robber 3: *Running away*
Joe: *Shoots Robber 3*
Robber: *Drives car away from store*
Joe: *Shooting car* Damnit. He got away.
Robber 2: *Running towards the back of the store*
Harry: *Shoots at Robber*
Robber 2: *Taking cover*
Harry: *Shoots at robber, but misses*
Both ponies continued shooting at each other, but missed. Then, all of a sudden....
Harry: *Shoots Robber, then walks back to cash register*
Police Pony: I never shot a 조랑말 before.
Harry: *Looking at mare on floor* Why don't 당신 help the lady up? *Walks away with Joe*
A few 분 later at the police station
Harry: 당신 handled yourself well out there.
Joe: 당신 really think so?
Harry: Yeah. If 당신 don't believe me, I've seen ponies worse then 당신 out in the field, and getting killed.
John, Phil, Rick, and Max: *Walking by*
John: Hey, good to see 당신 again Harry.
Harry: What are 당신 four up to?
Rick: We're just going to play some bowling.
Phil: See 당신 around Harry.
Harry: Yeah, see you.
Joe: 당신 know, I heard those four were gay.
Harry: Oh yeah? Well let me tell 당신 something, if those four ponies are as good as you, I wouldn't give a shit if they were gay.
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